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p.s. watching that Hicks looks like he just sat through a filmathon that included the Champ and Field of dreams the cry baby pussy..

I've just decided that jock on twat sports news irks me....the silly cunt....but the lass although very annoying would get opened up like a can of spam..whhhooo ha...

I would.... and I mean that as in the true sense of "I would" and not the smacking her in the chops sense.

I had some fucking smellmut come up to me in the work the other day, phone in hand.... "I just received this from a mate who's cousins uncle works for Terrys’ uncle (the web they will weave)... He was just about to read it out to us all when I repeated verbatim what he was about to say. Needless to say he looked a right cock....the fucking plank.....In a parallel universe I also took my pencil and stabbed him in the throat 60 times whilst shouting “Die die die”, but in this world I just laughed and told him to never sleep on your back because you will turn into a werewolf...gullible wankcheese.

I'm smashed, too many Mojito's and Mulled Wine.. but god willing the dinner I'm cooking will go well 2moz, and in the words of the delfonics, La la la la la means ...I love you.

What the fuck..? Christmas 2009 is over as far as I am concerned. They have taken one of my fave movies, a movie that makes me feel warm and fuzzy, and they have turned it into Crouching Tiger hidden turd. Cunts

I'll be honest RATM have never been up there as 1 of my faves, but having spent yesterday going through their you tube back catalogue whilst suffering a fucking monster hangover, I have to say they are fucking quality, hence me downloading a few albums yesterday. People Power is indeed a fucking beast when it gets going. Unlucky Joe you seem like a lovely kid, but you'll have other days in the sun, for now Christmas belongs to baby Jesus and the Rage.

I like his moxy, fuck it I said it. I am the worlds worst when it comes to knee jerk reactions. I have read many an anti Rafa and Pro Rafa thread on here in the last few months, and you know what I am not ashamed to say it, but I honestly still can’t decide how I feel. I should imagine most of us feel that way at the moment, part of us feel so angry and gutted that we honestly thought we would push on this season and we are devastated not only by the fact this hasn’t come to fruition but also the fact we are struggling so much. Most of us I think still want to believe in Rafa, not just for bringing us the 5th euro, but also for the fact that he is a fan of this great club, he loves it likes us, so we want to see him succeed, because if he doesn’t then it starts to feel like we don’t really matter..what I mean by that is that we have a gentleman here in charge of our club, he honestly believes that he can influence things to “guarantee a top 4 slot” the minute he stops believing that then we are fucked. As a fan I feel I have always "mattered", now I am not going to start to go into the whole ..how many games have you been too? bollocks, because the truth be known I have travelled up from Wales on many a pissed soaking night to watch the Red's play in a league cup or a qualifying euro match, only to get back 3am and be up at 6 to go to work. Does it make me more of a fan as to someone who can’t make it to the game or less of a fan to someone who is there week in week out and grew up in the history of the club, does it fuck. Those of us with just 1 club all hurt just as bad when we lose or feel just as euphoric when we win. What I really mean when I say “mattered” is that I have always felt that by screaming at the TV, defending our corner whether it be in school or in work, reminding people as to why we are a different breed of fans, and yes even praying to the powers that be..”Please help us turn this around” (thank you big man for the Portsmouth FA cup and Istanbul games by the way)..that we have always had an influence, now that may seem sentimental bullshit. If so then I’ll take the relative negs and shit that will ensue, personally I don’t give a fuck, as I post far too little to give a shit, However I honestly believe Rafa is a fan and he feels he can “matter” he has to, hence him saying this ballsy statement. Is he the right man to take us there?? I don’t fucking know, shit I can’t decide if marmite is the devils work or is it only okay when there is fucking nothing left to bolster a slice of bread. All I know is that I would rather hear this and hope it rallies the troops, than be a pussy.

Collymore has some good points on some matters, his argument on the whole Super league debate whilst fucking nutty was interesting,. but he also talks shit 70% of the time, in fact thats a bit generous, I’d say 80%. He is one of the cursed breed in that they feel they can only earn their crust by bucking the trend or being very controversial. I think a lot of his venom is based on the fact that he could have done so much with us but he wasted it and ended up smashing Ulrika in the chops and putting his bell end through the car windows in local dog walking areas.

I'm gonna go with Notty on this rather than Hotty, yes she'd get opened up like a box of Black magic but in terms of is she hot in the conventional sense?...fuck no...

Sorry man, my bad..too much guinness... I'll go back to reading and not posting...

Sorry mate, it’s all about opinions but that is insane. Johnson has been one of the only rays of sunshine in this shitty season to date. I’d rather have some attacking flair than have a player who is not only clearly short of form but his head has seemed to drop for the first time since he joined the club. I couldn’t give a fuck how hard he works...At the moment Johnson is one of the only players that can create something so he has to start for me.

Not the greatest but I love this film.

Ohh fuck...that's a curve ball that's got me second guessing my original winner. !

Winner....

YouTube - Red House Painters - All Mixed Up It has to be this for me, it’s obviously 100% personal. I first heard this song on a film starring Ben Tel Toro and it haunted me then like it still does now. It reminds me of all the things we experience when we are young (which I was at that time), love, friendship, heartbreak etc. It’s only now years later that I realise how great and uncertain those days were and that whilst now it still can be full of joy, how complex and hard life can be as you grow into adulthood...I hope you enjoy it as much as I have and still do.

Awesome, I don't give a flying fuck if any of the above had the same hair colour as the shade of dog shit that has been laying in the baking hot sun for 9 days....snaggle puss tastic.

What he do mate? I'm listening on 5 live.

I defo thought that was a lass, a fat fucking ugly special needs lass but a lass all the same. I hope she/he/it is curled up in bed right now, gorging on a nice tub of Ben and Jerrys cookie dough ice cream whilst listening to Erasure's all time classic "Ship Of Fools" crying like a pussy with snot dribbling down it's face. The fucker looks like a magical eye picture...

I had to stop watching it as you could see where it was heading from the minute that balloon headed fucker opened the show. From the comments above, looks like it was used as another chance to stick the boot in, fuck em, fuck em all in the ear.

Agreed 100%, some crazy shit on here but it's what makes this forum so god damn sexy.

I say Tweedy, she'd give you more pleasure for 5 minutes than a fucking lucky bag would when you were 8. I wouldn't go as far to say I'd lick her toe jam or any weird shit like that, but fucked she would get...no worries.

Initially I thought the problem would be that the panel looked weak. There was no one there with any metal to pick him up on his outrageous policies, I would have preferred to see George Galloway and Hardeep Kohli on the same panel. However he came across as a fucking bumbling idiot, as most have said I thought he would have had the patter to match the best slime ball politician. I thought that lass Bonnie was the pick of the bunch, and Straw's parting shot that people will now start actually reading this cunts manifesto was key. Well done Nick you bell end, you can hide behind immigration all you want, but the truth is..no one likes a racist and you my fat bonk eyed fuck is 100% Mississippi Burning.

Parry is a fucking arse face. The best he came out with was when he actually asked Townsend how long would it be until a person could run the 100m in less than 1 second..that’s right 1 fucking second. The prat was deadly serious. I nearly crashed the car.

I dislike Froch immensely, his face irks me. He was a classless fucker when trying to call Joe Calzaghe out, he knew that Joe would not accept the challenge as he was retiring and wanted the big payday fights in the US. Personally I feel Joe would have destroyed him. I hope he gets fucking battered tonight and I hope Joe can step up to the plate in strictly and dances like the handsome Welsh wizard bastard he is. Come on Joe, stop thinking about slipping 1 in to that sexy minx your dancing with and go kevin Bacon on their ass.. Pob lwc Joe and fuck you Froch, I hope you slip and break your hip.