Beans on a fry up

[DJLJ]

5 hours ago, Simbo said:

The gravy and bean juice infusion is glorious

The fuck?

[Tony Moanero]

Having beans on a roast dinner is absurd. However, pouring gravy over baked beans, might just improve the disgusting little bastards.

[Oh Buoy]

[Fugitive]

11 minutes ago, Bot said:

I hope she gets attacked by a Pitbull, the cunt.

[Guest]

When do we start to see things like custard on fry-ups and roast dinners? It's surely closer than it's ever been.

[Redder Lurtz]

[Numero Veinticinco]

Yep, sounds about right. 

[PestiRed]

Twice as many people want beans as black pudding and they also want hash browns which basically invalidates the entire survey. 

[YorkshireRed]

27 minutes ago, Redder Lurtz said:

That’s probably a close profile of my preferred breakfast. The egg would be more important than the beans, black pudding would be higher.

[Creator Supreme]

I think we can all agree that tomatoes are in the right place on that poll!

[Bjornebye]

There we have it. 71% of the population are nonces. 

[Strontium]

1 hour ago, Creator Supreme said:

I think we can all agree that tomatoes are in the right place on that poll!

 

I predict your post is going to be unpopular with people who love tomatoes, but who think that liquidising them turns them into a mythical paste known as bean juice and that it is disgusting.

[PestiRed]

12 minutes ago, Strontium said:

 

I predict your post is going to be unpopular with people who love tomatoes, but who think that liquidising them turns them into a mythical paste known as bean juice and that it is disgusting.

Passata is delicious but it’s got fuck all to do with bean juice

[Creator Supreme]

50 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

There we have it. 71% of the population are nonces. 

Get the fuck out! Anti-beaner deviant!

 

42 minutes ago, Strontium said:

 

I predict your post is going to be unpopular with people who love tomatoes, but who think that liquidising them turns them into a mythical paste known as bean juice and that it is disgusting.

It's my post mate, popularity isn't usually a concern anyway!

[Total Longo]

8 hours ago, Redder Lurtz said:

If you had to put in order of merit, it would go...bacon, sausage, egg, hash brown, fried mushrooms, toast, black pudding, fried tomato and beans. And i don't even like black pudding or tomato. 

 

Honestly, can somebody tell me how anyone in their right mind would pick beans over egg? Actually, i think i may have answered my own question there.    

[Creator Supreme]

1 minute ago, Total Longo said:

If you had to put in order of merit, it would go...bacon, sausage, egg, hash brown, fried mushrooms, toast, black pudding, fried tomato and beans. And i don't even like black pudding or tomato. 

 

Honestly, can somebody tell me how anyone in their right mind would pick beans over egg? Actually, i think i may have answered my own question there.    

Another volunteer for the wall when I establish my own pro-bean version of Gilead!

 

You're only making things worse for yourself!

[Bjornebye]

7 minutes ago, Total Longo said:

If you had to put in order of merit, it would go...bacon, sausage, egg, hash brown, fried mushrooms, toast, black pudding, fried tomato and beans. And i don't even like black pudding or tomato. 

 

Honestly, can somebody tell me how anyone in their right mind would pick beans over egg? Actually, i think i may have answered my own question there.    

Bacon, Egg, Sausage, Toast, Black Pudding, Mushrooms, Fried Tomatoes, Hash Brown, Mackerel, Rice Pudding, Roadkill, Beans 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

17 minutes ago, Total Longo said:

If you had to put in order of merit, it would go...bacon, sausage, egg, hash brown, fried mushrooms, toast, black pudding, fried tomato and beans. And i don't even like black pudding or tomato. 

 

Honestly, can somebody tell me how anyone in their right mind would pick beans over egg? Actually, i think i may have answered my own question there.    

Sausage, egg & bacon joint first, because it's not a breakfast if any of them are missing.

Toast, fried/grilled tomatoes and black pudding in the second tier.

Mushrooms and beans share bronze.

Hash browns are completely optional.

[Creator Supreme]

48 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Bacon, Egg, Sausage, Toast, Black Pudding, Mushrooms, Fried Tomatoes, Hash Brown, Mackerel, Rice Pudding, Roadkill, Beans 

I'm saving 2 spaces on the wall for you Damien!

[Bjornebye]

Just now, Creator Supreme said:

I'm saving 2 spaces on the wall for you Damien!

Are you calling me fat you cunt?! 

[Creator Supreme]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

Are you calling me fat you cunt?! 

No mate I was planning on lynching you twice as a warning!

[Bjornebye]

6 minutes ago, Creator Supreme said:

No mate I was planning on lynching you twice as a warning!

Bit harsh to be fair 

[Fugitive]

57 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Bacon, Egg, Sausage, Toast, Black Pudding, Mushrooms, Fried Tomatoes, Hash Brown, Mackerel, Rice Pudding, Roadkill, Beans 

You forgot to put arsenic, Lava, razor blades and Jade Goodies minge in between Roadkill and beans.

[Creator Supreme]

16 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Bit harsh to be fair 

It's a hole you've dug yourself bud.

 

14 minutes ago, Fugitive said:

You forgot to put arsenic, Lava, razor blades and Jade Goodies minge in between Roadkill and beans.

Fuge meet Stig, Stig meet Fuge, your spaces on the wall are next to each other.

 

BEANZ RULEZ!

[Bjornebye]