Other Football 2023/24

[Anubis]

Schar pulled up with a hamstring. Who is taking Newcastle’s training? Roy Hodgson?

[Reckoner]

18 hours ago, El Rojo said:

Imagine you could emulate the movements of any creature on earth in a goal celebration, and you choose a fucking pigeon. 

 

[Anubis]

Fulham down to ten after a VAR check on Jiminez’ yellow. A flying body check on the oppo’s head. Was a red. Just waiting for the Fulham shouts singing corruption.

[Creator Supreme]

Celtic rodging it up again. Can't even blame Nat Phillips this week.

[Anubis]

The human/rat hybrid creature hits the bar. Come on Fulham, do them the way we did.

[polymerpunkah]

My commentary pair (McCoist?) cheering for Newcastle. I think one them broke into tears when Schar went down. Cunts. 

 

Switched to Luton/Bournemouth. 0-1 Luton.

 

Luton look good, on the front foot, creating all the chances.

[Anubis]

Joelinton down now, but you can never tell if he’s injured or timewasting.

[Anubis]

Joelinton now off. Possible hamstring.

[Anubis]

Callum Wilson throwing himself to the floor to try and get a penalty. Fuck off you shit podcast nonce.

[niallers]

Major feelings of schadenfreude about Newcastle. Back where we belong according to their fans and some of their players, when talking about them being in the champions league.

Delighted that their in the midst of an injury crisis.

[manwiththestick]

21 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Fulham down to ten after a VAR check on Jiminez’ yellow. A flying body check on the oppo’s head. Was a red. Just waiting for the Fulham shouts singing corruption.

And then Everton fans fluttering their eyelashes at them trying to get them on the hard done by bus.

[Reckoner]

19 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Fulham down to ten after a VAR check on Jiminez’ yellow. A flying body check on the oppo’s head. Was a red. Just waiting for the Fulham shouts singing corruption.

What’s known in football as ‘doing a Duncan.’

ie getting Christmas off.

[Pidge]

2 minutes ago, Reckoner said:

What’s known in football as ‘doing a Duncan.’

ie getting Christmas off.

It was Kevin Nolan wasn't it? Had like 5/7 boxing days off after well timed reds or yellows?

[lebron]

Ederson cleans out Mateta on the edge of the box, gets away with a yellow. If that’s not denying an obvious goalscoring opportunity I don’t know what is…

[Anubis]

Oh dear.

 

[clangers]

19 minutes ago, niallers said:

Major feelings of schadenfreude about Newcastle. Back where we belong according to their fans and some of their players, when talking about them being in the champions league.

Delighted that their in the midst of an injury crisis.

They benefited last season as did the mancs from our dip, Chelsea's decline and Spurs being Spurs and falling out the top six. As our form and Spurs have improved this season they're back along with mancs battling it out for a top six finish. Add Villa's improvement and they're going to struggle. Howe has a definite ceiling.

 

Much is made when either them or the mancs have injuries, funnily enough we don't get the same leniency. 

[Anubis]

Chelsea in front.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Damn I hate City the stolen valor, title, trophy stealing, cheating cunts.

[niallers]

Luton player just collapsed at Bournemouth. Dunno if it's is head or what. He went onto his knees and face first onto the pitch.

They're not showing any replays yet

[Funkasy]

30 minutes ago, lebron said:

Ederson cleans out Mateta on the edge of the box, gets away with a yellow. If that’s not denying an obvious goalscoring opportunity I don’t know what is…

Tierney bailing them out.

[niallers]

Nobody was near him either

[Creator Supreme]

Tom Lockyer the Luton captain has collapsed at Bournemouth, he had heart surgery before the season started after collapsing in the play off final.

[magicrat]

Barcode cunts in front

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

The pundits in the Sky score centre look quite distressed. Doesn’t look good. Hopefully he’s alright. 

[dandyman]

4 minutes ago, Creator Supreme said:

Tom Lockyer the Luton captain has collapsed at Bournemouth, he had heart surgery before the season started after collapsing in the play off final.

 Should call the game off now.

 

Exactly times like this when everyone should realise it is just a game