Happy Birthday Yorkshire Red

[Strontium]

Have a reet good birthday.

[littletedwest]

Happy birthday I hope you get your weasel greased

[Tj hooker]

Happy birthday mate 

[Trumo]

2 hours ago, Strontium said:

Have a reet good birthday.

 

[Anubis]

Have some properly done birthday toast’
 

 

[redinblack]

As they say on the plus net advert "that'll do"

[VladimirIlyich]

4 hours ago, Tony Moanero said:

Here is a photograph of a young woman having a picnic in the early ‘70s. Happy birthday!

 

Is that your ma? She looks very pleased with what she's holding.

[Captain Willard]

I’ve already said happy birthday you needy fucker. Have a great day. 

[TheHowieLama]

[Mudface]

18 hours ago, YorkshireRed said:

To cut a very long story, a bit shorter…

 

I met her for the first time in a bar in Wakefield on August Bank Holiday, 2001. I was very drunk, apparently I told her I was a racing driver. As the smart cookie she is, she saw right through my ruse. 
 

Next time I met her, I was also drunk. I’d forgotten we’d actually met before. A ridiculous state of affairs given the numerous leagues that existed (still exist) between us in the looks department. 
 

Eventually we managed to go on a few dates but, according to Adele, she only decided I could be her ‘boyfriend’ on a trip we took to Northumberland on my 30th birthday in 2002.

 

As with all couples, we’ve had some bumps in the road. We’re still hanging on in there though. 
 

She’s a strong, independent, creative, hard working, intelligent, spectacularly beautiful, woman who’s been a wonderful mother to our kids. 
 

I’m very lucky that she gave a drunken idiot the first of many second chances all those years ago. 

She's not going to shag you, mate.