Tory Cunt Leadership Race.

[Elite]

11 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

I reckon he fancies himself as quite handy. Mainly because he's a fat aggressive bullying bastard used to getting his own way. I'd give anything to flatten the cunt. Speak in Latin now you narcissistic piece of shit 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*He'd probably fill me in. 

Providing you can dodge a bit, the clumsy cunt would end up hurting himself more than anyone he had a fight with.

[Numero Veinticinco]

1 minute ago, Strontium said:

 

Oh, we're going to have some fun revisiting her days as a prominent Lib Dem youth activist, that's for sure.

Last thing I want to do is jinx the whole thing, but I think the smart money is a LD/Lab coalition that we’ve both been talking about on here for, fucking hell, I can’t even remember how long.

[Moo]

We really are in a bad way.

The vacant dopey thatcher tribute act who can barely string a sentence together, and the gormless teenage boy tribute act who struggles with contactless.

Pair of utter dim-wits.

[Bruce Spanner]

9 minutes ago, Hank Moody said:

Should be a fun ride over the next couple of years. I wonder how she will handle PMQs. It doesn’t look like there’s a scandal in her, just incompetence. 

She’s too dim to actively instigate a scandal, they’ll happen because of her complete fucking incompetence rather than her cunning.

 

My issue is when the favours are called in and who she owes what to and what manner of hell they have snuck past her comprehension.

 

PMQ’s should be a weekly bloodbath.

[Bjornebye]

13 minutes ago, Hank Moody said:

Should be a fun ride over the next couple of years. I wonder how she will handle PMQs. It doesn’t look like there’s a scandal in her, just incompetence. 

By all accounts she has been for the last few years and all 

 

Here's how she will handle PMQ's, with shit like this. Remember, she's a pattriot and a democrat (stop laughing at the back....). 

 

 

 

 

[Numero Veinticinco]

2 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

She’s too dim to actively instigate a scandal, they’ll happen because of her complete fucking incompetence rather than her cunning.

 

My issue is when the favours are called in and who she owes what to and what manner of hell they have snuck past her comprehension.

 

PMQ’s should be a weekly bloodbath.

It’s one of those ‘can only lose’ moments. When a sports team is so much better and is expected to win by 10, but only wins by 2, it’s considered a loss. 
 

I guess it’ll take a while to find her weak spot (asking her a question, probably) then it’ll go from there. 

[Strontium]

5 minutes ago, Hank Moody said:

Last thing I want to do is jinx the whole thing, but I think the smart money is a LD/Lab coalition that we’ve both been talking about on here for, fucking hell, I can’t even remember how long.

 

A lot will depend on Labour's commitment to PR. We can't keep having this situation where these cunts are allowed to wreck the country with barely 1 in 3 people behind them. Those days have to end.

[Bjornebye]

Let's just pray the Libs care more about social policy than their bank balances when the going gets tough this time. 

[lifetime fan]

8 minutes ago, Hank Moody said:

Last thing I want to do is jinx the whole thing, but I think the smart money is a LD/Lab coalition that we’ve both been talking about on here for, fucking hell, I can’t even remember how long.

Get Caroline Lucas involved too. 

[Numero Veinticinco]

Just now, Strontium said:

 

A lot will depend on Labour's commitment to PR. We can't keep having this situation where these cunts are allowed to wreck the country with barely 1 in 3 people behind them. Those days have to end.

Yeah, I really hope the Lib Dems put it down as a condition of a coalition. It’s risky because he could just say ‘minority government it is then’, but in essence I suspect the he is lockstep with LDs on how he personally wants to deal with Europe, and coalition could be the fig lead he needs. Then I don’t see why he wouldn’t want to have PR. 

[Bruce Spanner]

4 minutes ago, Hank Moody said:

It’s one of those ‘can only lose’ moments. When a sports team is so much better and is expected to win by 10, but only wins by 2, it’s considered a loss. 
 

I guess it’ll take a while to find her weak spot (asking her a question, probably) then it’ll go from there. 

From everyone’s favourite disgraced SPAD genius…

 

 

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, lifetime fan said:

Get Caroline Lucas involved too. 

I bet mad nads goes to sleep with johnsons johnson floppy in her mouth dreaming of biting her face off. 

[Arniepie]

2 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

From everyone’s favourite disgraced SPAD genius…

 

 

Silly question

Why did he brief against his own policies?

[Bruce Spanner]

7 minutes ago, Arniepie said:

Silly question

Why did he brief against his own policies?

Many reasons, mainly as he’s a fucking goon who only exists in headlines, but he’d tend to brief against others to make policies he didn’t like DOA and he’d brief against his own so the government can put forward further arguments in support and control the narrative around them without the opposition being able to catch up leaving them chasing their tail and looking stupid.

 

His people are really media savvy and are always aware of ‘the message’ and how it’s presented, so if you brief against yourself it looks like you’re being attacked which ironically strengthens your position within the party and electorate, especially when you ‘fix’ the issue.

 

Comms 101.

[Megadrive Man]

2 hours ago, Hank Moody said:

Yeah, I really hope the Lib Dems put it down as a condition of a coalition. It’s risky because he could just say ‘minority government it is then’, but in essence I suspect the he is lockstep with LDs on how he personally wants to deal with Europe, and coalition could be the fig lead he needs. Then I don’t see why he wouldn’t want to have PR. 

I can't ever see either the Tories or Labour seriously committing to PR because they both believe at some point they will be able to get a majority with around a third of the vote in the current system. 

 

Whilst I strongly agree that the current system is completely wrong, I worry that PR could actually end up leading to a move even further to the right. Farage and his mob have wanted it to come in for a while now, and I fear it will go the same way as the European elections did giving him and his cronies a much easier route in to power. 

[Section_31]

Fucking hate Cummings. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

[Vincent Vega]

The Times are backing Sunak, so he must be Murdoch’s choice. With Rothermere, Dacre and Verity nailing the Mail’s colours to the Truss mast hopefully there will be a nice chunk of dirt thrown at both from the rival rags.

[Bjornebye]

8 minutes ago, Vincent Vega said:

The Times are backing Sunak, so he must be Murdoch’s choice. With Rothermere, Dacre and Verity nailing the Mail’s colours to the Truss mast hopefully there will be a nice chunk of dirt thrown at both from the rival rags.

The mail are backing anyone who calls Meghan Markle a cunt. Seems like Truss. Dan woootoooncunt wants truss. Worrying he's still alive the cunt 

[polymerpunkah]

10 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Priti Patel has told the Home affairs Committee that she wont be available to answer questions, again. 

Migrant crisis: Border Force may have made it worse - report

 

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-62244679

[Bjornebye]

Just now, polymerpunkah said:

Migrant crisis: Border Force may have made it worse - report

 

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-62244679

Another taxi service who gammons will withdraw pretend funds from. 

[Section_31]

3 minutes ago, polymerpunkah said:

Migrant crisis: Border Force may have made it worse - report

 

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-62244679

 

The Tories only do things for headlines so it's served its purpose. Was the same with bedroom tax, it cost more than it saved but that wasn't the point.

[Rushies tash]

13 hours ago, Bruce Spanner said:

Many reasons, mainly as he’s a fucking goon who only exists in headlines, but he’d tend to brief against others to make policies he didn’t like DOA and he’d brief against his own so the government can put forward further arguments in support and control the narrative around them without the opposition being able to catch up leaving them chasing their tail and looking stupid.

 

His people are really media savvy and are always aware of ‘the message’ and how it’s presented, so if you brief against yourself it looks like you’re being attacked which ironically strengthens your position within the party and electorate, especially when you ‘fix’ the issue.

 

Comms 101.

They are also quite adept at creating problems that don't exist simply so they can be seen to be solving them.

[Anubis]

That’ll just give Patel licence to try Royal Navy gun boats. As compensation, Mordaunt will be given command.

[Bruce Spanner]

Where do you start with this shit?

 

Honest Bob Jenrick who defrauded the tresuary on record as chancellor?

 

Kwasi Kwarteng who often has to conunt his fingers as he forgets ho many he has in charge of the big in's and out's book?

 

Fucking hell, it really is a collection of ego driven idiots, we need an election.

 

Sunak sidekicks: Several current Cabinet ministers who endorsed Sunak early on in his campaign — some of whom are not his natural allies — will be hoping to be rewarded with jobs, Eleni writes. Steve Barclay, who was No. 10 chief of staff before replacing Sajid Javid as health secretary, is tipped as a potential chancellor. Michael Gove, who has not endorsed Sunak but has praised him, has also been linked to the role. Alternatively, Sunak could hand the keys to No. 11 to either Oliver Dowden or Robert Jenrick, two close allies alongside whom he made the decision to endorse Boris Johnson in 2019, which propelled their three careers forward. Justice Secretary Dominic Raab and Transport Secretary Grant Shapps may also be in line for jobs while Gavin Williamson, who was integral to Sunak’s whipping operation, could be poised for a return to government.

 

Truss troopers: The foreign secretary’s close Cabinet allies Thérèse Coffey and Kwasi Kwarteng are expected to get jobs in her top team. Kwarteng — who with Truss was a co-author of the right-wing treatise “Britannia Unchained” — is seen as a potential chancellor. Simon Clarke, a Truss backer and the current chief secretary to the Treasury, could be promoted to business secretary. There are rumors that Truss plans to keep Priti Patel in place as home secretary. If she wins, the foreign secretary has promised to form a “government of all talents” that draws from all wings of the party.