Xherdan Shaqiri

[3 Stacks]

He's very creative. Pretty much the perfect player to have as your first attacker off the bench. 

[Ginny]

What is his actual position? 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

The difference when he came on, Lallana was poor, slowed us up. No place for him with us in my opinion, Klopp loves him though. 

[karl1987]

He's the played we've needed against the park the bus defences for quite a while now.  No surprise we started open the up far easier when he came on.  

[LFC 6 Times]

Boss little player, immaculate touch, so sharp in possession, brave on the ball always looking to play a telling pass. Those stood up balls over the top are fucking magical.

[Ginny]

His attitude is great and he looks like he really wants to impress and get forward. Terrorising defences 

[Harry Squatter]

Bargain for £13.5m

[Luckyhillkop]

Fat, midget, lazy, etc. 

[Numero Veinticinco]

The first few pages of this thread make for some ugly reading. 

[Ginny]

6 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

Bargain for £13.5m

Turning out to be an absolute steal 

[3 Stacks]

10 minutes ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

The first few pages of this thread make for some ugly reading. 

People still don't seem to grasp that pretty much any talented attacker will be great under Klopp. It's just what he does. You can pretty much predict that every attacking signing we make will be a success and you'll be right almost every time.  

 

And a player of his talent for about 13m was about as simple a deal to take as it gets. 

[Anubis]

43 minutes ago, TheBitch said:

I'm negging Anubis every time he calls him a weeble from this point on.

Wool behaviour.

 

I reserved the right to continue calling him the Weeble, not a weeble, in the summer. He's grown on me considerably.

[A_S]

Has already outperformed Charlie Adam in a Liverpool shirt. Ouch. 

[TheBitch]

14 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Wool behaviour.

 

I reserved the right to continue calling him the Weeble, not a weeble, in the summer. He's grown on me considerably.

Negative rep.

[magicrat]

Shaquiri was a good opportunistic signing . Had little doubt he would give us more strength in depth. We were screaming out for players that could come off the bench and turn a game

[Harry Squatter]

Like to see him take a few more free kicks like the one he did against Southampton. Scoring a few early in games like this could be the difference and make shithouse teams try to get a point.

[Bjornebye]

If he asked me for I.D i'd suck his dick the stocky bouncer looking magic cunt 

[Sugar Ape]

I’m guessing Klopp must have concerns over him defensively or the shape of the side when he’s in it. 

 

He started the Southampton game and we were three up at half time with him probably being the standout player. 

 

Klopp took him off at half time and I remember reading at the time - don’t know  if it was Twitter or one of the journos - that Klopp thought we were conceding too many chances with him playing the 10 role and the second half was promptly goalless with us conceding less chances but not creating many either.

 

As frustrating as it is I’m betting we’ll have to get used to Klopp picking Lallana ahead of him as he values his work rate and positioning more. Which is really frustrating as Shaq has more quality - faster, better and more ambitious passer, bigger goal threat and doesn’t slow our play down like Lallana does, not to mention his set piece ability. 

[Harry Squatter]

And he doesn't do 50 cruyff turns every game

[Caramac]

22 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

If he asked me for I.D i'd suck his dick the stocky bouncer looking magic cunt 

[Johnlj]

Best trisomi 21 player in the world EVER. FACT.

[The Guest]

5 minutes ago, Caramac said:

Still the greatest gif of all time.

[Dave D]

He's an option alright.

 

Love him

[El Rojo]

34 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

If he asked me for I.D i'd suck his dick the stocky bouncer looking magic cunt 

The club’s twitter feed has just tweeted this contribution. 

[Guest]

1 hour ago, Ginny said:

What is his actual position? 

The Ram-Man.