Summer 2017 Transfer Thread

[Numero Veinticinco]

What’s this? Sanchez to United agreed?

 

If that’s true, Arsenal are done as a football club.

[Carvalho Diablo]

 

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IRO Lemar, if Monaco gave permission for a medical then they must be prepared to sell, so just get the fucking money on the table.

 

IRO VVD, I can fully understand Saints saying, "Nah, it's too fucking late". Why have we left it til fucking deadline day to drop the fucking money on the table? Madness.

[aRdja]

What’s this? Sanchez to United agreed?

 

If that’s true, Arsenal are done as a football club.

Link pls.. that cannot be true. Surely Arsenal wouldn't.

[Numero Veinticinco]

Link pls.. that cannot be true. Surely Arsenal wouldn't.

I saw a few tweets about it but can’t verify ATM

[Pureblood]

Key for this page:-

 

IRO = in respect of

ATM = automated teller machine

[aRdja]

I saw a few tweets about it but can’t verify ATM

Good... I'd rather he go to City.

[Total Longo]

City can do one as well. 

[Mr T]

If we only sign the Ox today, then this window can only go down as a massive failure.

[jimmycase]

If we only sign the Ox today, then this window can only go down as a massive failure.

 

Salah, Ox Chambers and Keita signed is a massive failure? Kinell.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Key for this page:-

 

IRO = in respect of

ATM = automated teller machine

ATM = Ass to mouth

[El Rojo]

I'm hearing a few interesting things this morning. Left of field. Waiting for an update from he who will not be named. All will be revealed in time.

[Pureblood]

ATM = Ass to mouth

 

I kept it clean because on such an important day younglings and guests are present.

[Herp McDerp]

Salah, Ox Chambers and Keita signed is a massive failure? Kinell.

 

1 good player, 1 squad filler and a player who's not signing till the 1st of July next year. No GK, CB, CM or first team striker signed. And yet you'll try and spin it. Kinell.

[Herp McDerp]

I kept it clean because on such an important day younglings and guests are present.

 

What a topcunt, always thinking of others. You're a fucken legend mate.

[Jockey]

If we only sign the Ox today, then this window can only go down as a massive failure.

 

Nah. Hyperbole mate. 

 

VVD not coming is a big disappointment - but, far from a massive failure. £150m spent, midfield and attack strengthened. Left back, improved. 

[Mr T]

Salah, Ox Chambers and Keita signed is a massive failure? Kinell.

Yes a massive failure.

[Pureblood]

What a topcunt, always thinking of others. You're a fucken legend mate.

 

That's jolly nice.

 

By gosh, I hope we make some bids.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

I'm off to stick my hand down my pants for 11 hours.

[karl1987]

@IanDennisbbc

 

Liverpool confirm Alex Oxlade Chamberlain for 35m. No more incomings expected.... #LFC

[Total Longo]

I'm off to stick my hand down my pants for 11 hours.

 

I'm off to stick your hand down my pants for 11 hours. 

[Numero Veinticinco]

I don’t think it’s a massive failure. Keita is boss, Salah is boss. But not putting the 35m towards forcing the hand of Southampton is a tragic mistake.

[Total Longo]

I don’t think it’s a massive failure. Keita is boss, Salah is boss. But not putting the 35m towards forcing the hand of Southampton is a tragic mistake.

 

Is that hand joining ROTOQ's down my pants?

[Horus]

Guardian transfer thread saying only outgoings left for us today. Bait and switch part 500.

[Arl arse]

Has Ian Ayre fucked off home yet?

[Dan Vito Corleone]

"This is a club that likes to talk and talk."

 

Briefing everyone we intend to spend £175m today with the intention of it being just Chamberlain which is going to be the case.

 

Failure to sign a centre half means this window is a disappointment and bordering on negligent.