Miscellaneous Questions Not Worth Starting A Thread For

[Tony Moanero]

I'm going to Sainsbury's this afternoon, does anyone want anything?

[Kloppite]

If you take a duck off Sefton park lake and put it on an aeroplane and fly it to the lake in central park will the duck ever adjust to the local time or will it always be out of sink.

[Kloppite]

I'm going to Sainsbury's this afternoon, does anyone want anything?

Yes ma; while you're not there.

 

That's why she's sending you.

[Jose Jones]

Do you get specific Lesbian prostitutes, or would they be just a normal lady of the night who goes both ways for the money? A gigolo or rent boy would tend to be two separate professions, for example. Perhaps a lesbian hiring a call girl might want a specialist?

And, if you do get lesbian-only hookers, is there a special terminology for that?

[Kloppite]

Do you get specific Lesbian prostitutes, or would they be just a normal lady of the night who goes both ways for the money? A gigolo or rent boy would tend to be two separate professions, for example. Perhaps a lesbian hiring a call girl might want a specialist?

And, if you do get lesbian-only hookers, is there a special terminology for that?

I had an Internet chat with one of those call girl things you get on pop ups on porn sites.

 

I asked if they done girl on girl as a threesome and they said yes.

 

They also don't do bareback but they do for blow jobs as I recall.

Also the more you pay the more attractive the woman.

[Captain Turdseye]

I had an Internet chat with one of those call girl things you get on pop ups on porn sites.

 

I asked if they done girl on girl as a threesome and they said yes.

 

They also don't do bareback but they do for blow jobs as I recall.

Also the more you pay the more attractive the woman.

Fascinating insight.

[PestiRed]

Fascinating insight.

Agree, genuinely insightful stuff. It's a good job that these girls genuinely want to talk to you as a friend and don't just tell you whatever they think you want to hear to stay on a few minutes longer

[setreal]

I'm going to Sainsbury's this afternoon, does anyone want anything?

 

Some Ferrero duplos please Tony.

[PestiRed]

Some Ferrero duplos please Tony.

I'd kill for a couple of decent sausage rolls - could you also post them in a chilled environment? Thanks

[Kloppite]

Agree, genuinely insightful stuff. It's a good job that these girls genuinely want to talk to you as a friend and don't just tell you whatever they think you want to hear to stay on a few minutes longer

Wasn't a phone call it was a chat thing that you type on.

[Tony Moanero]

Some Ferrero duplos please Tony.

Never heard of the cunts. Just googled them and look a bit like Kinda Bueno?

[Jairzinho]

I'm going to Sainsbury's this afternoon, does anyone want anything?

 

Pack of bourbons, please.

[Tony Moanero]

I'd kill for a couple of decent sausage rolls - could you also post them in a chilled environment? Thanks

I've got a cool bag somewhere. I'll dig that out, buy the sausage rolls and jump on a plane to Budapest.

[PestiRed]

I've got a cool bag somewhere. I'll dig that out, buy the sausage rolls and jump on a plane to Budapest.

Cool. Bring yer ma

[setreal]

Never heard of the cunts. Just googled them and look a bit like Kinda Bueno?

 

A bit more wafer-ish I think.

 

[Guest]

I've got a cool bag somewhere. I'll dig that out, buy the sausage rolls and jump on a plane to Budapest.

Please can you buy a bag of Fun Size Mars Bars too?

[cloggypop]

I'm down to my last scotch egg, Tony. No cheap ones mind. Ta.

[Kloppite]

Custard Creams for me.

[Tony Moanero]

I'm down to my last scotch egg, Tony. No cheap ones mind. Ta.

Funnily enough I had some boss scotch eggs from Sainsbury's last week. 10 - 15 minutes in the oven, runny yolks - very nice.

[Tony Moanero]

Custard Creams for me.

I'll be buying all the custard creams for myself.

[Guest]

I'll be buying all the custard creams for myself.

I think it's for the best.

[Tony Moanero]

I think it's for the best.

I'm going to share them with yer ma.

[Guest]

I'm going to share them with yer ma.

She will enjoy custard creams but she won't dunk them in your tea.

[Hades]

Tim Tams mate.

[Guest]

What would you do if placed in this situation?

 

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