New LFC International Ambassador

[M_B]

http://www.liverpoolfc.com/news/announcements/217017-michael-owen-becomes-lfc-international-ambassador

 

Liverpool FC has today announced that Michael Owen will become the club's first official international ambassador.

 

This new role will see the former Liverpool striker engaging with fans around the world and representing the club at various fan and commercial events.

 

Owen, a product of the Reds' youth system, notched 158 goals in 297 appearances across seven seasons and was part of the team that won the historic treble of 2001, most notably scoring both goals in the 2-1 FA Cup final win over Arsenal.

 

He remains the last Englishman and only Liverpool player to be named the best in Europe while at the club, having been awarded the Ballon d'Or in 2001.

 

As international ambassador, Owen makes a welcome return to the club that gave him his first-team debut 20 years ago.

 

On the appointment, he said: "As a Liverpool fan I am honoured and delighted to have been asked to play this international role for the club.

 

"Liverpool FC is the world's greatest football family and it's great for me to be able to represent the club in an official capacity once again."

 

 

They must have been impressed by his previous promotional experience.........

 

[Frankenhooker]

Jesus fucking Christ

[Sputnik1]

Don't think he will ever wash the smell of manc off himself. 

[Russ Atmosphere]

We must like foreigners about as much as Danny Murphy.

[Arl arse]

Brilliant move this, get the helmet out of the country and off our screens.

 

The Club have played a blinder.

[aRdja]

I thought we were looking to grow our international fanbase?!?!

[3 Stacks]

Decent choice but I would've gone with El-Hadji Diouf, myself.

[El Rojo]

Not sure those little shoulders will support the weight of Ian Ayre.

[Bobby Hundreds]

What next eh RAISE HITLER FROM THE DEAD!!!! HITLER!!!

[J-V]

Not sure those little shoulders will support the weight of Ian Ayre.

Hopefully he'll disappear up Ayre's arse.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Decent choice but I would've gone with El-Hadji Diouf, myself.

 

I tell you what, you'd have to go that far to find somebody I dislike more than Owen. Him or that cunt Charles Itandje. 

[Grinch]

Someone at the club thought this was a good idea.  It's so daft it could pass as an April fools.

[Paco]

Couldnt care less. He did nothing after leaving here and has only regrets about it.

 

he was the best player in the world at times between 98-02 and played a massive part in the treble.

[Frankenhooker]

Someone at the club thought this was a good idea. It's so daft it could pass as an April fools.

I browsed the official site just to make sure it wasn't a piss take.

[Elite]

Send him to Iraq.

[Sputnik1]

Send him to Iraq.

 

 

Do we need some North Korean fans? 

[Arl arse]

Send him to Iraq.

I heard the Syrian market is ripe for expansion

[Elite]

Do we need some North Korean fans?

Plenty.

[Jenson]

Can't stand the boring prick but his second goal in the cup final against Arsenal still gives me shivers and only Istanbul beats that day for me

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Can we make Danny Murphy one too and send them to Outer Mongolia. Or Oldham.

[Section_31]

Thought this was an April fool. Baffling.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Great, we are paying the little twat money. Words fucking fail me. 

[Nightcat]

So you still believe that Ian FUCKING Ayre does a good job?

 

The guy expresses his small penisness and Cuckold mania through our Great Football Club.  

 

The guy probably went to the argentine cunt (the one that I said I would like to RAPE in front of his mother) after the game and congratulate him for the tackle against Origi. He is this kind of person.

[JermainePennant]

I tell you what, you'd have to go that far to find somebody I dislike more than Owen. Him or that cunt Charles Itandje.

Owen is only below Sterling for me on my most hated list, I've star erred to warm to him since he's starting commentating as he does show some affection towards LFC but no way should he be an ambassador.

 

He shit on the club and cost us millions but now he's retired and no one from his other clubs care about him hes getting a paid position from our club, whoever was involved with the decision to give him the job needs to be sacked.

[Pureblood]

Proper "Modern Footy" thread stuff this is.

 

Why do we need an ambassador? If this a diplomatic mission where is the ambassador?