New LFC International Ambassador

[Kevin D]

Proper "Modern Footy" thread stuff this is.

 

Why do we need an ambassador? If this a diplomatic mission where is the ambassador?

We definitely need an ambassador. Sakho made it clear, last week, that Liverpool is a sovereign country. What he didn't make clear is whether we'll have elected representatives, but I assume we'll have that information shortly.

[ZonkoVille77]

He's fuckin shite

[Grinch]

It's quite the achievement for someone to be universally disliked by Liverpool fans after being so damn good for us.  I don't know any Liverpool fans that have a good word to say about him.

 

I don't why but I never did warm to him like Fowler, Torres and Suarez.

[cuppatea]

"We need a new club ambassador. Someone the fans really love. What's the name of that lad who came through the youth system? English. Scored loads of goals for the club. Won loads of caps. Had an FA Cup Final named after him. Left to go and play abroad. Been on BT Sport this season. What's his name?"

 

"Michael Owen?"

"That must be the fella. Sign him up!"

[Jairzinho]

Was Neil Ruddock not available?

[andyj]

would rather have ched evans than that cunt owen ........judas prick 

[Boss]

Would Barcelona have Luis Figo as their ambassador?

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Was Neil Ruddock not available?

 

He's probably still hiding from Enforcement Officers. 

[halewood pete]

So be it.I really don't care.

I only care about current Liverpool players who wear the red shirt and appear to be on the verge of a great new chapter under kloppo.

[Bjornebye]

Ambassador? Forgetting that he played for Manchester United for a minute, he has the personality of a fucking billiards cue. 

 

"Greetings from Malaysia, we are delighted to welcome you to our wonderful country occupying the Malaysian Peninsula and part of the island of Borneo. It's known for its beaches, rainforests and mix of Malay, Chinese, Indian and European influences and full of interesting culture, not to mention our fanatical Liverpool supporters! You'll never walk alone!!!!" 

 

"Hi, erm.... I'm Michael. " 

[Kant]

Ambassador? Forgetting that he played for Manchester United for a minute, he has the personality of a fucking billiards cue. 

 

"Greetings from Malaysia, we are delighted to welcome you to our wonderful country occupying the Malaysian Peninsula and part of the island of Borneo. It's known for its beaches, rainforests and mix of Malay, Chinese, Indian and European influences and full of interesting culture, not to mention our fanatical Liverpool supporters! You'll never walk alone!!!!" 

 

"Hi, erm.... I'm Michael. "

 

Erm....nope.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Ambassador? Forgetting that he played for Manchester United for a minute, he has the personality of a fucking billiards cue. 

 

"Greetings from Malaysia, we are delighted to welcome you to our wonderful country occupying the Malaysian Peninsula and part of the island of Borneo. It's known for its beaches, rainforests and mix of Malay, Chinese, Indian and European influences and full of interesting culture, not to mention our fanatical Liverpool supporters! You'll never walk alone!!!!" 

 

"Hi, erm.... I'm Michael. " 

 

The cunt will try and rent them some property. 

[aRdja]

 

Ian Ayre must have come across the dossier.

[Dr Nowt]

* Shrug *

[scudger99]

So you still believe that Ian FUCKING Ayre does a good job?

 

The guy expresses his small penisness and Cuckold mania through our Great Football Club.  

 

The guy probably went to the argentine cunt (the one that I said I would like to RAPE in front of his mother) after the game and congratulate him for the tackle against Origi. He is this kind of person.

You are probably the only poster on here that I would expect to quite literally rape that Argentinian and not just be blowing hot air on here.

Salute Nightcat, you crazy fucker.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

 

Ian Ayre must have come across the dossier.

They forgot:

 

Shortarse

Smells like Manchester

Induces narcolepsy

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Meh. I've never really been able to get that upset about Owen. Great player, and I should probably dislike him, but he's just so bland that I struggle to care. I think of him more like a robot boy, made without a soul, and desperate to find a club who'll love him.

[Tony Moanero]

His goals were ace.

[Captain]

What a joke.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

His goals were ace but what has happened since he played for us means he's not a suitable ambassador, in my not so humble opinion.

[Section_31]

His goals were ace but what has happened since he played for us means he's not a suitable ambassador, in my not so humble opinion.

Agreed. I think he's still one of our best strikers of recent years and don't hate the lad by any means, but he's a modern day mark Lawrenson, we're not arsed about him and vice versa. Very strange appointment, I can only imagine they've done some kind of focus group about international fans and who they recognise, Owen was up there with Beckham for showbiz branding in the East back in the day.

[Nightcat]

The only reason your beloved fake scouser has not offered ambassador roles to Ronaldo, Van Nistelroy, Diouff is that they would reject it. Otherwise I reckon he would approach them.

[Arl arse]

Hope he invites me to his party.

 

[JohnnyH]

What the utter fuck? That Welsh poison dwarf shitcunt as a club ambassador? Fuck right the fuck off. Fucking hell.

[Mathewbet1]

Horse worrier im no fan of owen he tarnished is reputation dont think any fan has anytime for the cunt