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Nathaniel Clyne


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He went for a walk in Formby pinewoods, got lost and ended up living in a Hut mumbling to himself like Marlon Brando in Apocalypse Now.

He fell over and bagged his head suffering from a bad dose of amnesia

Fortunately, he was adopted by a family of red squirrels and is currently in hibernation

Expect to see him cavorting in the branches in early March

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Why would he want to be on a TV reality show when he could get fit and not miss all of the pantomime season in the first team

 

Well we pay his wages so I'm surprised he was allowed to do this if he's "injured"

 

Curiouser and curiouser

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