The GF Parenting Thread

[johnsusername]

15 hours ago, Ezekiel 25:17 said:

Me too, my lads 18 today which is just utterly incomprehensible, I don't feel a day older than when I was 18 but then a lifetime has passed since , I don't fucking know.

 

My eldest just turned 10. I was looking at pictures when she was born. I'd say I'm exactly the same, but the photos tell a different story - I look like I've aged 25 years in those ten years. 

[Remmie]

My 3 year old correctly identified a Baryonyx in a dinosaur video, I had to google it as I had no idea.

[littletedwest]

55 minutes ago, Remmie said:

My 3 year old correctly identified a Baryonyx in a dinosaur video, I had to google it as I had no idea.

My nephews 3 and obsessed with dinosaurs. He got his hair cut and my sister promised him a t rex if he got his hair cut. So when they went shop she picked up cheapest dinosaur and he said " that's a stegosaurus" so she had pay another 10 quid.

[VladimirIlyich]

On 21/07/2023 at 19:33, Champ said:

I don’t know why but Cars was the grimmest kids film I ever endured. We saw it at the cinema. I thought it was never going to end

This is to get you used to what will happen when you actually drive them.

[VladimirIlyich]

19 minutes ago, littletedwest said:

My nephews 3 and obsessed with dinosaurs. He got his hair cut and my sister promised him a t rex if he got his hair cut. So when they went shop she picked up cheapest dinosaur and he said " that's a stegosaurus" so she had pay another 10 quid.

My 3 year old Grandaughter is into them too. She says names of them that I've never heard before,like Stan,Billy,Alfred..

[Mook]

Why do they just freeze instead of legging it to the toilet when they're about to be sick?*

 

*Kids, not dinosaurs 

[Captain Turdseye]

10 minutes ago, Mook said:

Why do they just freeze instead of legging it to the toilet when they're about to be sick?*

 

*Kids, not dinosaurs 

Bastards aren’t they. My biggest gripe with my youngest is that I’m not allowed to mention puke, or make the noise, because it annoys her so much she leaves the room. My missus enforces this rule. It’s mental. What makes it madder is the fact she’s got no trouble swallowing a paracetamol when it was a nightmare with the other two kids, crushing them up on spoons, taking a tiny bit at a time. 
 

Our older girl once projectile vomited from the top bunk, spraying it far and wide in the middle of the night. We were in there with cloths, carpet cleaner and the fucking hoover and the youngest slept right through. Scared of puke, my arse.