Middle Class Generalisation Thread

[Rico1304]

Although if that bloke is a dealer...

[Champ]

I'm pleasant to them all, I even took some carrots and a cauli round to one on Saturday (granted in an effort to piss off the bloke who hates me but he couldn't know that).

What I don't want is to be mates with them, they are dull.

I think you could safely say we've got all the bases covered in our small corner of suburbia

[stringvest]

http://overheard.liketodiscover.com/the-12-most-middle-class-things-that-have-ever-happened/

[Rico1304]

Ferrari boy and M3 bloke now live next door to each other. Last week M3 man had decals put on his car, turning into something that looks like a child's toy. I've just driven back after swimming and the Ferrari is having decals applied. It's fucking weird.

[stringvest]

Chav behaviour that.

[moof]

People like that don't deserve nice things

[Anubis]

http://milne.info/download/Kittycar.bmp

[Ginny]

fucks a decal?

[RedKnight]

A big sticker.

[Harry Squatter]

Getting involved with the church simply to "make contacts and network" boring the shite out of your children in the process.

[Skidfingers McGonical]

Getting involved with the church simply to "make contacts and network" boring the shite out of your children in the process.

Or having to go to church just so your kid can go to the school when they are older.

 

Not started yet but it's coming. And I'm not happy about it.

[VladimirIlyich]

I am so middle class that I scratch my arse with a fork (usually somebody elses) and it takes money to buy class like that.

[lifetime fan]

Or having to go to church just so your kid can go to the school when they are older.

 

Not started yet but it's coming. And I'm not happy about it.

My brother turned up to church almost every Sunday morning pissed out his tree trying to not fall asleep or throw up for two years and they still didn't get my neice into the local catholic primary.

[Skidfingers McGonical]

My brother turned up to church almost every Sunday morning pissed out his tree trying to not fall asleep or throw up for two years and they still didn't get my neice into the local catholic primary.

Might start taking some DMT just as the mass begins. Then have a spliff and create a big fuck off debate about it all.

 

Surely that can only help Skids Jr.

[Section_31]

There's a couple in our road who actually compete with each other. When one gets a new car the other gets one a few weeks later, quite amazing.

[Rico1304]

There's a couple in our road who actually compete with each other. When one gets a new car the other gets one a few weeks later, quite amazing.

These two are proper weird, a couple of weeks ago one had a Tesla on test drive, within 2 days the other had an X5 hybrid on test drive.

 

I have to ask my 3 year old daughter everyone's names as I can't be arsed to remember them. Playing 'competitive cars' is not something I'll be indulging in.

[Champ]

Chav behaviour that.

No class at all

[Rico1304]

No class at all

I'll try and get a photo tomorrow, if it's nice they'll be having competitive car washing. The Ferrari now has a massive sticker on the winscreen saying 'Ferrari' and I think a race car number.

[cloggypop]

Are you sure it's not a kit car?

[Rico1304]

Are you sure it's not a kit car?

Nah it's real, Chevettes looked up the registration plate. It's about 10-12 yrs old if I remember rightly.

[cloggypop]

Fucking hell

[Lee909]

Cant by class no matter how much you have in the bank

[Section_31]

Cant by class no matter how much you have in the bank

I always think Oscar Schindler is a good model for class, not just the jew stuff but the way he carries himself. I don't smoke but if i did I'd own a cigarette case.

[matt1983]

I've started pouring my used coffee grounds on the flower beds after I saw a sign in Waitrose saying it improves soil quality.

 

Shall we close the thread?

[manwiththestick]

One of the wife's best mates is from Widnes, she married some guy a few years older than her who has a decent job in banking/finance, I don't care what anyone says but she is with him for the money, the guy is boring and a borderline alcoholic, anyway they moved somewhere like Hertfordshire a few years back because of his job,had a kid (Charles, not and never Charlie) and have recently moved back and she has donned this posh accent and looks down her nose at everything and tells everyone they're looking for property with grounds in "Cheshire". It's amazing, at first the wife didn't like me taking the piss but I think she has now cottoned on.