Middle Class Generalisation Thread

[Chairman Meow]

I've started pouring my used coffee grounds on the flower beds after I saw a sign in Waitrose saying it improves soil quality.

 

Shall we close the thread?

 

On a similar note when I do my shopping in Aldi I use a Bentley carrier bag.

[Rico1304]

Latest update on car wars;

 

- the neighbours with money buy a brand new Porsche 911 GTS (in a horrible turquoise)

- the neighbour playing catch-up yesterday buys a 13 year old 911 convertible

[lifetime fan]

Neighbour playing catch up isn't quite getting it right is he.

[Rico1304]

Neighbour playing catch up isn't quite getting it right is he.

I was pissing myself when I saw it yesterday. Don't get me wrong, I'd love the old Porsche never mind the new one but to buy it to try and keep up is pathetic.

[Bjornebye]

People who label people who shop at Waitrose as middle-class are wankers. Waitrose is ace. 

 

EDIT: Just tried to find the nearest Waitrose to me and its in Formby. Middle Class cunts. 

[Champ]

People who label people who shop at Waitrose as middle-class are wankers. Waitrose is ace.

 

EDIT: Just tried to find the nearest Waitrose to me and its in Formby. Middle Class cunts.

Is that a definition there?

Distance from nearest Waitrose?

 

A. 1.6 miles

[Mook]

Is that a definition there?

Distance from nearest Waitrose?

 

A. 1.6 miles

 

I'm not sure that works, Champ. West Pilton is about the same distance to that Waitrose as you are & I wouldn't go through there without an armed guard.

[Bjornebye]

Is that a definition there?

Distance from nearest Waitrose?

 

A. 1.6 miles

 

What? 

[General Dryness]

What?

Champ is 1.6 miles from the nearest waitrose.

 

She's middle class as fuck though.

[cloggypop]

I've never even seen a Waitrose

[Rico1304]

3.4 miles

[Chairman Meow]

Is that a definition there?

Distance from nearest Waitrose?

 

A. 1.6 miles

 

 

I'm not sure that works, Champ. West Pilton is about the same distance to that Waitrose as you are & I wouldn't go through there without an armed guard.

 

Nearest one to me is 8 miles away. But Ilive in a rough arse shit hole of an area, we have two Aldi branches near us though which is awesome, I average £10 a week for my shopping at most. 

 

On the other hand at one point when I lived down South I lived in what was apparently the worst street in Gosport (which takes some doing as the whole place is shit) and there was one within a miles or so of us. 

[cloggypop]

3.4 miles

No wonder they all have a Porsche round yours. Makes getting the ingredients for eggs benedict much quicker.

[Chairman Meow]

Latest update on car wars;

 

- the neighbours with money buy a brand new Porsche 911 GTS (in a horrible turquoise)

- the neighbour playing catch-up yesterday buys a 13 year old 911 convertible

 

Eventually if he gets one old enough he might just tip the benefit in his favour value wise.

 

I own cars that are worth more than a modern Porsche simply because they are old and rare now. 

[PestiRed]

1,013 miles.

 

I'm basically a serf

[Section_31]

I know I posted this before but I can't find it so fuck it, but this is absolutely bang on.

 

Middle class men have no friends. They have golf buddies and stuff, but no actual mates. And when their wife says 'he's out with the lads', she actually means her brother and her eldest son. 

[Bjornebye]

I know I posted this before but I can't find it so fuck it, but this is absolutely bang on.

 

Middle class men have no friends. They have golf buddies and stuff, but no actual mates. And when their wife says 'he's out with the lads', she actually means her brother and her eldest son. 

 

In one. That is spot on. 

[stringvest]

1.1, 4, 5.2, 6.2 and 6.3 miles

 

sort of cheating because the 1.1 miles away shop is in a petrol station.

 

having said all that, I prefer a Booths.

[Rico1304]

No wonder they all have a Porsche round yours. Makes getting the ingredients for eggs benedict much quicker.

Ha, believe me it's only these 2 that have them.

[Tony Moanero]

Waitrose is turd. Their own brand stuff is no better than, say, the Tesco equivalent, just more expensive.

[Pureblood]

Waitrose is turd. Their own brand stuff is no better than, say, the Tesco equivalent, just more expensive.

 

It can't be as bad as Tesco pre-packed sandwiches.  Nothing is.

[Tony Moanero]

I rarely, if ever, buy pre-packed sandwiches and have never had them from Waitrose. Pre-packed sandwiches, in general, tend to be a bit rubbish though, even the ones from Marks & Spencer aren't up to much. Mingebag fillings, almost everything covered in mayonnaise, etc.

[Bjornebye]

Waitrose is turd. Their own brand stuff is no better than, say, the Tesco equivalent, just more expensive.

 

Nah I disagree. Waitrose own brand stuff is miles ahead of any of the other own brand stuff. I like their spices. And them mini scallops are fit and all. 

[Lee909]

Got a mini Waitrose near me. Its not to bad for the odd thing.

[Tony Moanero]

Marks and Spencer > Waitrose , and by some distance, in my opinion. Co-Op is the worst. Fridge after fridge of shit in a packet. They're expensive, too.