Rickie Lambert

[Bruce Spanner]

Don't like. Offers something different, better than Aspas, I respect that. Just looks like a slow old waning unfit English pro to me. We're a champions league team and I don't think you can play him in it. Just my opinion, hope he proves me wrong.

 

When he plays in a Champ League final for us, albeit for ten minutes, you'll look stupid!

[Russ Atmosphere]

When he plays in a Champ League final for us, albeit for ten minutes, you'll look stupid!

 

Ha, I've never wanted to be more stupid.

[Rush 346]

Neat and tidy first few touches, I never realised he was such a big unit, I would agree he looked like he was carrying a bit of timber to me yesterday, good signing though and was pleased to see him coming on yesterday, it lifted the atmosphere too in the ground

[Boss]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMPQRVoIgeU&feature=youtu.be

 

He lets the cat out of the bag a little bit in regards to whats going on behind the scenes at Southampton.

[Total Longo]

He hasn't done much since he's been here other than give interview after interview about how he's a Liverpool support.

 

He did nothing wrong when he came on yesterday but that's because he didn't do much of anything.

 

He still looks over awed and needs to get over it before he becomes a cult hero for who he is rather than what he does.

 

Agree, there's a touch of the Crouch's* about this whole thing, in the sense that we all hope he does well, rather than actually expect anything.

 

 

 

 

*Except he is way fatter, clearly.

[Red Banjo]

Lambert is going to score some vital goals this season.

 

He's ace.

[Thomo123]

Can't disagree with Cardie tbh, he has looked decided average and his mobility is a worry for me. I'll qualify that with the fact I think he will do well when needed for us this season. What I can guarantee is he will get the time and patience that some of our other new signings probably deserved.

[Mook]

He's played about 20 minutes of competitive Football for us. Give the guy a chance...

 

That's not aimed at anyone in particular by the way.

[Jairzinho]

Is that fucking aimed at me?

[Mook]

Is that fucking aimed at me?

It was aimed at the sausage from the start of Grange Hill.

 

Impatient bastard.

[Alan Sex]

I love Licky Rambutt.

[Harry Baldwin]

Lucas and Gerrard can't play together to slow I would take the risk and play Can V City

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Lucas and Gerrard can't play together to slow I would take the risk and play Can V City

I bet you don't have beans on your fry-up do you, you dirty mouthed bastard?

[Harry Baldwin]

What?

[Major Tom]

Sorry, but that beans on a fry shit is just so old.

 

Surely nobody can find that funny any more.

[Harry Baldwin]

Are u actually a lfc fan or just one of the fans who never go to the games

[Harry Baldwin]

I don't get what número is on about Manc twat

[KMD7]

I don't get what número is on about Manc twat

 

Welcome Harry.  Stick with us pro-beaners and you'll be fine.  I agree with you about Gerrard and Lucas in the middle, I'd prefer Allen to start instead of Lucas myself

[Kevin D]

I don't get what número is on about Manc twat

He's offering you out.

 

How familiar are you with Otterspool prom?

[Trumo]

I said a while back that although Lambert has joined his boyhood club and should be buzzing, he's contending with the higher expectations that exist here together with being involved in international football over the summer for the first time. The whole scenario is very different from what he's used to and he's taking time to adjust because of it.

[Jairzinho]

Or Norway's equivalent.

[Bjornebye]

Who the fuck does major tom think he is?

 

Cheeky cunt

 

That sausage off the start of the old grange hill was an offensive bastard. I bet he didnt get into bed with beans though. Man after my own heart that sausage is.

 

 

Oh and ricky lambert is a smart signing. Thats aimed at numero and bbb.

[Fugitive]

Harry Baldwin defo eats beans... The dirty cunt.

 

I hope you get AIDS.

[Dr Nowt]

Lucas and Gerrard can't play together to slow I would take the risk and play Can V City

 

"...too..."  TOO slow.

 

Negged.

[Dr Nowt]

What?

 

"Pardon?", or "What did you say, you fucking cunt?"

 

Negged.