Missing (posters) in Action

[Harry Squatter]

what happened to him? Did he get banned, then came back for a bit, then fucked off again? He was a fucking loon, that much I know.

I haven't seen him on here for about a year or more. Someone posted his Twitter account on here and he looked like a normal fella with his kid.

 

I was expecting him to look like Uncle Peter off Reeves and Mortimer. His grammar was awful, taking his caps lock off, forming paragraphs and using full stops just weren't his scene.

[Fowlers God]

I miss TSO, RiS, Pony Princess and Hamstrung

[Major Tom]

Whelan was the best poster on this forum by a distance. Shame he left.

[Harry Squatter]

Why did he leave?

 

Anyone seen or heard from Simon recently?

[Captain Turdseye]

Why did he leave?

 

Anyone seen or heard from Simon recently?

Only on Facebook. He's selling stuff door to door in London now and passed his CBT (scooter) test yesterday. Sounds like he's doing alright.

 

It's unclear at the moment if he's planning to use a 50cc moped for the charity bike ride he promised to do.

[Bjornebye]

He was tweeting me the other day after i retweeted something from collymore. Told him to put a sock in it and he did. (Si)

[Hand Shandy]

Simon on a scooter in London.

 

That'll end well...

 

Oh, and selling things door to door?

 

That'll end well...

[Stu Monty]

He's selling doors, door to door.

 

"Hello madam, can I interest you in a...oh, right, yeah...I see you already have one".

[setreal]

He is selling flux capacitors.

[Dr Nowt]

He's selling doors, door to door.

 

"Hello madam, can I interest you in a...oh, right, yeah...I see you already have one".

 

[RJ Fan club]

Simon on a scooter in London.

 

That'll end well...

 

Oh, and selling things door to door?

 

That'll end well...

 

Shake hands with the Slash-Co!

 

Handle first, handle first!!!!

[Fugitive]

Defo selling pegs.

[Hand Shandy]

Or heather.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Our kid (Pony Princess) has a new job with a longer commute and also owns a horse which takes up a lot of his time so think that's contributed to his lack of posting on here lately

[Jairzinho]

Our kid (Pony Princess) has a new job with a longer commute and also owns a horse which takes up a lot of his time so think that's contributed to his lack of posting on here lately

 

Where does he work? The Wild West?

[Paulie Dangerously]

The dildo factory.

[Skidfingers McGonical]

I heard he transferred to a body-building forum (been looking for an excuse to post this, it's ace - argument over how many days there are in a week):

 

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=107926751

 

Only just seen this. 

 

Amazing.

 

TheJosh is the lowest scum of the boards (worst rank)

[VladimirIlyich]

The dildo factory.

Dream job.

[Jairzinho]

Dream job.

 

I don't know, Vlad. His boss can be very anal.

[Fowlers God]

I don't know, Vlad. His boss can be very anal.

And has to work with a load of Fanny's

[Sugar Ape]

Where is Lee/Kal-El/Flashheart?

[ZonkoVille77]

Scouse Tapas is gone a long time too. His back was fucked wonder what happened

[Trumo]

Where is Lee/Kal-El/Flashheart?

 

Si sent him something in the post and it exploded.

[Sugar Ape]

As if Si knows how to send a parcel.

[lifetime fan]

As if Si knows how to send a parcel.

Of course he does.

 

Just not to the right person or address.