Someone's having a real laugh - gollum?

[Xherdan]

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/feb/28/manchester-united-lucrative-friendlies-champions-league-europa-league?CMP=twt_gu

 

I'm on my phone so can't post a direct link. I really fucking hope the Mancs play mid week games in Abu Dhabi to shore up the CL gap. I would fucking piss the shit out of my swag pants.

[ianfitz]

It's all going to be fine. The blazers want to turn them into a travelling circus/ Harlem globetrotting set up.

 

www.theguardian.com/football/2014/feb/28/manchester-united-lucrative-friendlies-champions-league-europa-league

[Anubis]

There were people on this forum who thought that Mata was suddenly going to put them in the race for the top 4. I can only assume that they had momentarily forgotten just how shit Moyes is.

I hold my hands up. I genuinely thought Mata would give them a boost. I just didn't realise how Moyes would be capable of fucking up even a talent like Mata.

[Dr Nowt]

Not if they finish in the Europa League they won't.

 

That's the money shot really, especially if they have to start their season early in the qualifiers.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

There were people on this forum who thought that Mata was suddenly going to put them in the race for the top 4. I can only assume that they had momentarily forgotten just how shit Moyes is.

I said he'd misuse him as an orthodox winger and have him whipping in pointless cross after pointless cross.

[Pureblood]

I hold my hands up. I genuinely thought Mata would give them a boost. I just didn't realise how Moyes would be capable of fucking up even a talent like Mata.

 

Juan Mata, Van Persie, Rooney, Januzaj - doesn't matter to Moyesie.  If there's talent, he'll ruin it.  

[MLB]

The only worry I have about them signing Mata is that he will be good for them when they finally replace Moyes with someone competent.

[Tony Moanero]

David Ballbag.

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

Reading that old Grauniad piece, and I'd love to know what he thinks he's doing in this picture.

 

One day I'll get to sit on the throne at Old Trafford.

 

 

 

[Guest davelfc]

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/feb/28/manchester-united-lucrative-friendlies-champions-league-europa-league

 

Manchester United are poised to play a series of lucrative friendlies abroad next season to offset what could be a minimum £20m loss for failure to qualify for the Champions League and Europa League.

With United constantly offered multi-million-pound deals to play around the world in exhibition and testimonial games, the club hierarchy is confident of filling the financial void left by a dismal season, and has already started planning for the potential absence from European competition next term. David Moyes's side are in sixth, 11 points from a Champions League place.

[PestiRed]

Ridiculous idea. Also wouldn't be surprised if UEFA stop them under the rule that PL teams cannot play in European weeks

[Dr Nowt]

Moyes exporting his dont have to win to be a winner ideology seamlessly.

[Horus]

Hope they do it. Travelling thousands of miles unnecessarily isn't going to help them get back in the CL, and will probably hinder them if anything, as they're not using the benefit of not having European footie like we have this year, to prepare and get yourselves sorted.

 

They'll end up pushing for a winter break after knackering their own players out with glamour friendlies.

[Pidge]

I've fucking got it! It all makes sense now.

 

It's the fucking hudsucker proxy...

 

Keep this clearly inept clown in a job as the share price falls, buy up low-priced stock before installing a decent manager then hold another IPO at the higher price. Profit!

 

 

Good plan, Glazers.

 

"Manchester United. Y'know, for kids!"

[Dr Nowt]

They're just a hamster on a golden wheel, and I fucking love it.

[Gnasher]

Nice to see democracy in full flow

 

http://www.change.org/en-GB/petitions/the-fa-ban-tom-cleverley-from-the-world-cup-squad

[Sut]

Is there one for his inclusion?

[MLB]

Some young defender that Moyes released at Everton just got called up for Germany.

[magicrat]

Nice to see democracy in full flow

 

http://www.change.org/en-GB/petitions/the-fa-ban-tom-cleverley-from-the-world-cup-squad

I liked this one

 

• Jash Mehta BOLTON, UNITED KINGDOM

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  Tom Cleverley is the feeling I get when I masturbate but no spunk comes out

[Horus]

[Gym Beglin]

Lazy bastards these days, asking for films to be made. What's wrong with a good imagination wank?

[Lee909]

[Caramac]

[Tony Moanero]

I laughed, then I saw the "MUN" bit. No need for that.

[fowler9]

I laughed, then I saw the "MUN" bit. No need for that.

 

The only thing I can imagine you mean by that is that it refers to Munich

 

I'm almost certain its not and that its actually stands for Manchester UNited