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The worst food lumps.

March 12, 2007 by Karl_b
12 replies

460 views
Just had some lovely mashed potato, lump free thank god. I hate lumpy mash, but which is worse?

Last reply by RedKnight, March 12, 2007
Cartoon Character Wars - Last 16 - Fight 1

March 12, 2007 by Karl_b
10 replies

457 views
Evil Edna vs Batfink. Who wins?

Last reply by RedinSweden, March 12, 2007
Unity Building

March 12, 2007 by Karl_b
9 replies

1.7k views
I feel sorry for any of you that have to see this monster. We had a professional seminar at lunchtime today from a company called Kingspan, they manufactured the exterior cladding system. The guy was lauding this as one of their flagship schemes prompting curious glances between me and my colleagues. If anyone has any pictures of the other side, that's even worse.

Last reply by philyhamann, March 12, 2007
software.

March 12, 2007 by kopsawyer
1 follower

2 replies

361 views
Hi ive downloaded some films, and need to burn them so they can play on my normal dvd player can anyone suggest a simple way to do this>? Thx.

Last reply by Spy Bee, March 12, 2007
Help!!!

March 11, 2007 by Paul
1 follower

22 replies

941 views
Number one son spilt coffee on work PC + the first letter of the *lph*bet no longer works. C*ps lock is *lso now dodgy. Once the piss-t*king is underw*y, I could re*lly, re*lly use some tips on how to sort it before I get to work tomorrow + struggle to use my whitebo*rd or get into shit for ruining work's property. Let the l*ughter (+ *dvise) commence.

Last reply by Paul, March 12, 2007
what race at Cheltenham will have the bigest winning margin

March 9, 2007 by bobhorse
10 replies

553 views
what race at Cheltenham will have the bigest winning margin For what its worth i think that the two chase races have it between them and if im right then for every £100 you put on you would get a return of £164 9/4 Gold Cup 5/2 Queen Mother Champion Chase 9/2 Champion Hurdle 11/4 World Hurdle

Last reply by BENIRL, March 12, 2007
can I anyone design their own website?

February 28, 2007 by Paco
1 follower

20 replies

595 views
even a techno-tard like me? (obviously can't string a sentence together either)

Last reply by Paco, March 12, 2007
Seat Leon Cupra 1.8T

March 12, 2007 by El Rojo
5 replies

843 views
Right, still stuck in a million and one minds about a new (used) car. I'm looking at a 2002 Seat Leon 1.8T tomorrow - seems every bit as good as a GTI or A3 in spec, but significantly cheaper. Looks nicer on the outside too. Just wondering can anyone recommend it - or otherwise.

Last reply by redrosetints, March 12, 2007
nooch to the nick to the nooch nooch nooch

March 12, 2007 by Chris
4 replies

390 views
Deleted scene from Dogma. This rules so much ass. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Isebud8IaQ4

Last reply by Chris, March 12, 2007
Phishing

March 12, 2007 by Michael Howard
4 replies

416 views
Got the usual junk phishing email this morning. Out of interest i went to look at the link and was horrified by how real it was. It was absolutely the image of the hsbc one. I stuck some false digits in and it is spot on until it asks you for all your security digits instead of the usual 3 digits. No wonder people do still get duped. http://ml.bqhost.com.br/vendadominio/error.customer.service/

Last reply by wiiksie, March 12, 2007
Dog Wanking...

March 10, 2007 by Guest Ulysses Everett McGill
1 follower

14 replies

986 views
How strange http://youtube.com/watch?v=4Fv5mfvfjtE

Last reply by Spy Bee, March 12, 2007
How much does it cost to have..

March 11, 2007 by Stouffer
6 replies

634 views
..the drivers door window replaced under fully comp insurance. £75 fucking notes, that's how much. Some little cunt decided it would be funny to put my megane window through last night. The insurance had it towed as the glass couldn't be repaired and autoglass can't do it until Thursday. I'm still raging, raging like a freaking Behemoth. It's taken me 2 hours to hoover the glass up in the cunt today. Didn't bother phoning the Ecilop's as they wouldn't be able to do shit anyways. And I was meant to be playing a gig last night which I couldn't make because of the little cunts smashing my window. I'm going to get very drunk today. Grr…

Last reply by RedinSweden, March 12, 2007
Nintendo Wii

March 11, 2007 by Chris
8 replies

701 views
So what's the deal with these then dudes, are they readily available yet or can you still not get them for love nor money?

Last reply by Kopite, March 12, 2007
ITV Fight Night

March 10, 2007 by Mark P
19 replies

827 views
Liverpool Olympia...Carra and Gerrard there...der der der der dre der der der....

Last reply by bobhorse, March 12, 2007
Tonight on BBC2

March 11, 2007 by Owen
1 follower

7 replies

579 views
At 9.00 The Trap - What Happened To Our Dream Of Freedom Highly recommended documentary by Adam Curtis. It's based on the idea that since the cold war, human society has been 'programmed' to be selfish in order to maintain a balance - everyone screwing everyone else over. Should be a good watch.

Last reply by Spy Bee, March 12, 2007
University applications advice

March 11, 2007 by Karl_b
13 replies

471 views
Just writing a personal statement to sumbit alongside a small collection of my work for post-grad application. Just wondered if anybody had any advice?

Last reply by Mr.SB, March 11, 2007
Wankathon

March 10, 2007 by Liquid football
2 replies

600 views
Anyone hear of this at the time ? http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=17688&in_page_id=2

Last reply by JagSquared, March 11, 2007
Worst Birthday Card Ever

March 2, 2007 by hamstrung
5 replies

520 views
Last reply by Stouffer, March 11, 2007
Cartoon character wars. 1 2 3 4 5

March 8, 2007 by Karl_b
118 replies

3.2k views
We've had nation wars and animal wars, how about cartoon character wars. Who would win out of Dangermouse and Spongebob Squarepants? Mickey Mouse or Bugs Bunny? How about some tag team match ups, Ren and Stimpy vs Beavi and Butthead. For the record: Dangermouse, Bugs and Ren and Stimpy.

Last reply by Guest, March 11, 2007
Cat Wanking

March 10, 2007 by Guest shaunshanks
1 follower

8 replies

764 views
On the subject of Kaiser sauze' dog wanking............. just so the cat lovers arent left out:eek:

Last reply by Guest, March 11, 2007
Monster Munch ?

March 10, 2007 by grazywalker
15 replies

1.6k views
Beef Onion Hot Beef all the time.I do love the hot but not as much.The onion can go and fuck itself .However why are the packets getting smaller and the flavour less. Wankers

Last reply by rargh, March 11, 2007
BBC 4 9pm Monday Are we having fun yet

March 11, 2007 by bri
0 replies

315 views
Some old dude i know on it.

Last reply by bri, March 11, 2007
FAO Charley Knight and his workout tips

March 8, 2007 by Anny Road
22 replies

1.1k views
I was wondering Charlie if in your capacity as a personal trainer you could help me out with a small problem I have. Whenever I go the the gym and do a leg workout (squats, extensions, curls) I am absolutely fucked for about three / four days. I can barely walk and look like I have got polio or some shit. The day after the workout Im not so bad but the next couple of days are pure hell. They are even tender to the touch. Ive tried lots of things including stretching, cycling etc before and I usually use the bike to warm down. Ive ever tried Creatin because Ive heard it aids recovery. The other day in desperation I warmed down for about twenty mins walking on the treadm…

Last reply by Charles Penrose, March 11, 2007
Captain Planet Saves Belfast

March 10, 2007 by Mr Piechnik
1 reply

483 views
Love those accents :thumbsup:

Last reply by Kopite, March 11, 2007
Funniest parrot ever

March 11, 2007 by kop
5 replies

348 views
I want one of those. Turn up the volume. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTXQnt0qOv4 Crying with laughter here.....

Last reply by Captain, March 11, 2007