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Where's Stouffer?

March 20, 2007 by Stouffer
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Last reply by Guest, March 20, 2007
Poxy freezing weather

March 20, 2007 by Gav
3 replies

365 views
Just spent 10 days lazing on various beaches in Lanzarote to come back to this fucking countries freezing,sleet ,rain and howling winds ......what a let down. I'm off out to but 200 cans of aerosol,fuck the ozone layer ,I want warmer weather at home

Last reply by Stouffer, March 20, 2007
Great film villains 1 2

March 18, 2007 by Section_31
46 replies

1.7k views
General Zod from Superman II, leg. 'I see you are practiced in worshiping things that fly? Good...bow down before Zod' 'You will bow down before me Dur El, I swear it! even if it takes and eternity, you will bow down before me, both you - then one day, your Heirs!!!'

Last reply by Section_31, March 20, 2007
Face veils to be banned in schools.

March 20, 2007 by Stouffer
0 replies

243 views
Looks like it could just be a matter of time.

Last reply by Stouffer, March 20, 2007
300

January 3, 2007 by Lapskaus
7 replies

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Watch this trailer: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0416449/trailers-screenplay-E29552-10-2 Watch when he says "This is Sparta" and kicks the guy down the black hole. I know it's childish but imagine Gerrard kicking C Ronaldo down the staurs at anfield under our famous sign, and screaming: This is Anfield. PS: you need to see the trailer for this to make sense.

Last reply by Sut, March 20, 2007
Electrical assistance required

March 19, 2007 by Bob
18 replies

707 views
I have rewired a new shower at the weekend. It is now a 8.5kw shower and so is pulling around 37 Amps. I have wired in 10mm twin & earth so that is ok, but the consumer unit now needs to be modified. It is currently on (and running ok) a 30A fuse, which is an MEM cartridge type fuse. I have managed to buy a new 40A fuse but have been told that the cartridges are now obsolete. Does anyone know where/if i would be able to get a cartridge to hold a 40A fuse so that i dont either burn down my house or have to get a new consumer unit. cheers inadvance.

Last reply by Victor Ganges, March 20, 2007
Amazing - Must watch

March 20, 2007 by Slam Daniels
2 replies

478 views
http://www.spikedhumor.com/player/FullScreen.aspx?file=http://master01.spikedhumor.com/87632/87632_the_boy_with_the_incredible_brain.flv&item=1&timestamp=34&id=87632 Bloody amazing.

Last reply by DJLJ, March 20, 2007
Bargains

March 19, 2007 by Section_31
7 replies

473 views
Went to ASDA before and bought: Casino Royale (2 disk edition) for Seven quid The Karate Kid for 2.50 A Cadbury's caramel Easter Egg for one English pound Are you havin that or what?

Last reply by bobhorse, March 20, 2007
make money backing losers

March 19, 2007 by bobhorse
2 replies

497 views
Have a look at this. Yes you can make money making money from backing losers Below is a copy of one of my bets for last years Grand National just picked 6 horses i knew wouldn't finish I hope that there will be another not to finish market this year as you can always pick half a dozen not to get round amongst the fancies for the race not the 100/1 shot types you can mix them up with horses that you think will get round it will all be down to the ground good ground will see around 20 horses get around soft will see below 10 horses get around heavy you wont see more than half a dozen get around Selection Selection Details Result 1 H…

Last reply by bobhorse, March 20, 2007
Cricket time again.... 1 2 3 4

March 12, 2007 by The Chief
1 follower

78 replies

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Well boys it's the cricket world cup, how does everyone (who's interested) think England will do? Personally, i think if we can reproduce the form we showed in the latter stages of the one dayers in Oz, we are definitely in with a shout. We should make it through the group stages, and anything's possible then. COME ON ENGLAND!!

Last reply by rondeco, March 19, 2007
Does forum manner matter?

March 19, 2007 by Karl_b
6 replies

475 views
I think it was Cath that mentioned on the 'Forum Behaviour' thread that "People who think how you behave on a forum matters" annoys her. Got me thinking, does it matter how you behave on an internet forum? I'm not talking about mentalists like Raddy/Momo who are just annoying, but generally. Can you tell what a person is like? I can see both sides of this. Yes it does matter. The internet is one of the major forms of information in the modern world and as a result it should be taken seriously as a means of communications. No it doesn't. Anybody can hide behind a forum persona, there is no way of actually knowing what the person behind the nickname is really like.

Last reply by cochcaer, March 19, 2007
Lesbians & Weight Watchers

March 19, 2007 by Red Nick
1 reply

425 views
Lesbian joins Weight Watchers and at her first meeting the manager running the show says to her "you are what you eat" to which the lesbian replies "you calling me a cunt"

Last reply by bri, March 19, 2007
Cartoon Character Wars - Last 16 - Fight 5

March 18, 2007 by Karl_b
16 replies

565 views
Popeye the Sailor is an independent sailor (or "sailor man," as he puts it) with a unique way of speaking, muscular forearms with two (sometimes one) anchors tattooed on them, and an ever-present corncob pipe (which he toots like a steamship's whistle at times). His strange, humorous, and often supernatural adventures take him all over the world, and place him in conflict with enemies such as the Sea Hag and Bluto. Popeye also seems to like singing a song called "Popeye the Sailor Man." His hometown is a fictional town called Seawater. Roberto is a criminally insane robot who appears to be some kind of stab-bot, although he claims: "I'm not crazy, I'm just not us…

Last reply by Wig, March 19, 2007
The Halifax ad

March 18, 2007 by DT
1 follower

21 replies

643 views
Has anyone in the world ever, upon seeing that ad with the fat bint running around doing a stupid awful dance and absolutely raping an otherwise half decent Aretha Franklin ditty, thought "yes, I think Halifax will take me seriously and take good care of my money"? Who the fuck came up with that idea? It makes the Foster's Piss Lime Beer ad look good!

Last reply by Stu Monty, March 19, 2007
Fuck Channel 4 idiots; the GF top Ten Comedians 1 2

March 19, 2007 by Remmie
1 follower

38 replies

1k views
Pick your 3 favourite comedians. Number 1 gets 10 points. Number 2 gets 5 points, number 3 gets 3 points. Tell us your Top 3 then add the scores to the list. I'm going all mystic again in predicting profound stupidity with a dash of disobedience here which will end up fucking up the thread, but I now have a healthy expectation of the profound collective stupidity of you degenerate Cuntaxes, so we'll see how far we get. Jack Dee 10 Jerry Seinfeld 5 Harry Hill 3 Table should now look like: Jack Dee 10 Jerry Seinfeld 5 Harry Hill 3

Last reply by declan, March 19, 2007
Red nose day gets on my.. 1 2 3

March 16, 2007 by Stouffer
59 replies

1.7k views
..tits. Lenny Henry is an unfunny cunt. I'm actively boycotting the bbc today.

Last reply by Carradona, March 19, 2007
Novelty Socks

March 17, 2007 by Joeys Pogo
5 replies

438 views
I have two pairs of Simpsons ones and one pair that are a pint of guinness. I have the guiness ones on today for obvious reasons. No mad leprechaun hat for me - just a stylish cool nod to my ancestry. A prize for the owner of the nerdiest novelty socks

Last reply by TwelveMonkeys, March 19, 2007
Put your rain coats on everyone...

March 17, 2007 by Paul
16 replies

836 views
...Monty's going to get very "excited": Now Chris Morris sees the funny side of suicide bombers By Cahal Milmo The Independent, 17 March 2007 First there was drug use as comedy. Then came paedophilia as entertainment. Now it seems the satirist Chris Morris is preparing to demolish one last comic taboo - suicide bombers. Channel 4 has confirmed that it is working on a film with Morris, variously seen as the genius and villain behind the Brass Eye series, which will examine what a casting sheet describes as "a bunch of Pakistani lads living in Britain now". The channel, which is still feeling the reverberations of the race row surrounding Celebrity …

Last reply by Thants, March 19, 2007
Jagshemash!

March 19, 2007 by dirty_sanchez
0 replies

340 views
Last night I watch the Kazakhstan International Telefilm "Borat". Wah wah wee wah, I never laugh so hard in my whole life. Funniest film ever.

Last reply by dirty_sanchez, March 19, 2007
Cheltenham last day 1 2

March 15, 2007 by bobhorse
27 replies

1.1k views
Friday 16th March Cheltenham selections 14:00 JCB Triumph Hurdle (Grade 1) (Class 1) (4YO only) Short list For this race you have to have won your Prep race and had a rest of at least 19 days since last run that leaves just 7 out of the 24 left in normally would have won at least 2 races this season one that bucks the trend is Lounaos who I would include cos she is s filly and French bread and if she had won last time out she would have met every stat but you can forgive her forth as she was taking on older horses and went better than they could have hoped for Short List Lounaos = 9/2 Punjabi = 17/2 Katchit = 6/1 Duty = 11/1 Degas Art =…

Last reply by Gods back, March 19, 2007
Paddy's

March 17, 2007 by Fallen Angel
10 replies

782 views
Enjoy St. Paddy's day lads and lasses - let the Guinness and the craic flow!

Last reply by mcflynn, March 19, 2007
what do you think would of happened 1 2

March 17, 2007 by bri
35 replies

1.6k views
if hitler had won the battle of britain. do you reckon the yanks would of come nad bailed us out

Last reply by Thomo123, March 19, 2007
Dog The Bounty Hunter

March 13, 2007 by Chris
11 replies

889 views
May well be the greatest TV show of all time. I can't get enough of it. From Dog himself, and his straight up, asskicking demeanor, his incredible head of hair, his flawless use of the bro language and his ruthless aggression combined with devout christianity. He just fucking rules. His wife's tits rule too... Some go down laughing, some go down crying, but I guarantee they all go down... http://www.dogthebountyhunter.com

Last reply by dirty_sanchez, March 19, 2007
Forum Behaviour 1 2

October 24, 2006 by Remmie
1 follower

45 replies

1.5k views
What really irks you? Here is a list of what fucks me right off: - Single Smilie responses - Smilies - Banana smilies - When I start a game and inevitably some twat fucks it up by not reading the rules - Duplication of ideas/answer, particularly mine. Usually happens on threads with a list like nature (i.e. great films etc) - Posts riddled with text speak - The twat who upon reading this, instantly feels the need to be guilty of as many of these cuntard traits as possible - Shitty handles that seem like they were written by a 9 year old (We are the best, True Scouser 4 eve) There's more but this will do for now

Last reply by dirty_sanchez, March 19, 2007
I had a dream..

March 19, 2007 by Stouffer
3 replies

391 views
..well more of a nightmare really. Last night I had a dream in which when I logged on to TLW I was banned. My username was scorred out and I couldn't post. I then woke up a bit panicky. I might need some forum down-time.

Last reply by mattyq, March 19, 2007