Raheem Sterling to be a dad at 17?

[Liverpool lad]

A Sterling effort from the young man

[Mr Mojo]

If true, I think it would be great news for the club. He's more likely to concentrate on his career and not so likely to get into of the field trouble, like the temptations on offer for young starlets these days.

[Rafiagra]

Apparently he has 2 birds pregnant

 

Can't believe this at all. What are the chances of one, let alone 2 young tarts, wanting to trap one of Liverpool and England's brightest football prospects??

 

He'd better hope he does make it now or he's fucked.

[The_Goat]

exactly what we're lacking, someone who can shoot accurately.

[Victor Ganges]

If true, I think it would be great news for the club. He's more likely to concentrate on his career and not so likely to get into of the field trouble, like the temptations on offer for young starlets these days.

Harlots for starlets. That's going to be the tagline for my new FA affiliated escort service located around the corner from the new school of excellence.

[Rex Banner]

Suzie's parents were very upset until they found out who the Father is.

[sir roger]

"Bob' date=' Ruben, get in here quick. We've created a monster"[/quote']

 

Possibly my favourite Shanks story, DD.

[Paulie Dangerously]

The new John Barnes!

 

A good friend of mine swears to have spotted Digger coming out of the Private shop on Moorfields with a bag of stuff.

 

He can only speculate on what was purchased but my money is on a 4" white dildo to give his missus for a bit of variety

[Dougie Do'ins]

Possibly my favourite Shanks story, DD.

Must be plenty of steak in the Sterling household.

[Guest LFD]

Oh look Dougie is back in love with football again!

[stringvest]

what a stupid twat.

[chris71]

Can't believe this at all. What are the chances of one, let alone 2 young tarts, wanting to trap one of Liverpool and England's brightest football prospects??

 

He'd better hope he does make it now or he's fucked.

 

Desperate Scousewives?

[Carvalho Diablo]

Before he poked her he tried to cut inside on his right foot.

[King Gheedorah]

Desperate Scousewives?

 

If its Amanda Harrington then god help us all.

[Indian Red]

He should call the kid pound, so it could be called pound sterling

[Unrighteous]

He's got an excellent conversion rate

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Suzie's parents were very upset until they found out who the Father is.

 

I find it really hard to look at that pic, to think of how happy he clearly was at one point with his wife at his side and then to hang himself, such a tragedy.

[Liverpool lad]

Can anyone add a little bit to these accusations that he is a bit of knob and immature?

[swarveone]

he's done a "stirling"job!!