Fit birds you wouldn't shag. * Amnesty thread *

[Strontium]

Fearne 'everything in the world is amzing' Cotton. Can't stand the stupid prick. Annoying voice, annoying face, everything is not amazing you horrible shit.

 

The girl makes me angry. I quite enjoy Celebrity juice but can't watch it cos i can hear her stupid cackle in the background. I would never tire of punching her in the face.

 

 

You see, I agree with everything you said, she is unbelievably annoying, and her face and voice make her look and sound like a thin Grotbags off Rod Hull & Emu.

 

However, I still would.

 

Therein lies the paradox at the heart of the thread.

[Rafiagra]

She's a bit rough in the mornings?

 

Haha. Should be yrs!!! Bloody keyboard.

[Trucker Paddy]

Melons, as it wouldn't be right as She knows it would be jealous, and it would wreck there friendship

[L19red]

skinny women, women from yorkshire and especially skinny women from yorkshire.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Any bird that doesn't look like Melons or SKi because those two are the most beautiful girls in ALL the world, forever. Amen.

 

 

EDIT: Oh, forget Aveez & TSO.

 

So, "fit birds" include "any bird that doesn't look like Melons, SKI, Aveez or TSO"?

 

I think you're in trouble now, Cerdo Volante.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

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[AngryOfTuebrook]

Dear Pussycat Dolls,

 

Actually, I'm quite pleased that my girlfriend is nothing at all like you, you giftless twats.

 

That is all.

 

 

Angry

(Tuebrook)

[Karl_b]

Haha. Should be yrs!!! Bloody keyboard.

 

No, it should be years. With all the letters.

[Bernard Diomede]

I wouldn't touch fearne cotton with a ten foot shitty stick. Absolute bag of fucking bones. Bint.

[llego]

Mila Kunis does absolutely nothing for me, she looks like a startled frog in a wig.

 

 

Though I totally disagree, that is a brilliant description.

[moof]

Dear Pussycat Dolls,

 

Actually, I'm quite pleased that my girlfriend is nothing at all like you, you giftless twats.

 

That is all.

 

 

Angry

(Tuebrook)

 

You mean you don't want a girlfriend who looks like this

 

 

???

 

Wouldn't bother me if her singing voice sounded like a belching monk. (i actually happen to think she's got quite a nice voice).

 

Her backing dancers can fuck off mind.

[manwiththestick]

Fearne Cotton ticks all the boxes here; reasonably attractive but an annoying cunt. Plus I can't shake the feeling that she probably has really pissy thighs.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

You bunch of tossers. Fit birds you wouldn't shag? Lies.

[Block109'er]

Cheryl Cole does nothing for me at all.

 

That bird who co-hosts Strictly Come Dancing (married to Vernon) can't remember her name but she's 'fit' but I don't even think I could get it up for her if she was swimming naked in a pool of liquid viagra.

[woodylfc]

Jessica Alba. Revolting face on that one. I just wanna punch it.

 

That's just fucking mental

[Liverpool lad]

Not enough pictures in this thread.

[kingkenny78]

For years and years I liked Meg Ryan.

 

Then I saw her on Parkinson and realised how great an actress she really is. Because in real life she's a right fucked-up, torn-faced cunt.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Pamela Anderson, she's got hepatitis C and I don't want it.

[sm9]

Cat Deeley. All legs and teeth. Annoying voice too.

 

I can never help staring at her wonky nose. I still would though!

[sm9]

You mean you don't want a girlfriend who looks like this

 

 

???

 

Wouldn't bother me if her singing voice sounded like a belching monk. (i actually happen to think she's got quite a nice voice).

 

Her backing dancers can fuck off mind.

 

I'm not that keen on Nicole Scherzinger's face - looks a bit like a transvestite (though the photo above is one of the better photos of her, so doesn't really illustrate my point that well!). Neck down though, she's superb.

[Unrighteous]

There is a lot of them, to be honest.

 

The stand out, that hasn't been mentioned yet, but I feel needs to be mentioned is Jennifer Garner.

 

 

I'd definitely release that gigantic forehead back into the wild, if I caught it.

[Guest davelfc]

So let me understand this, they're fit, they're obviously well known and this is the part that really gets me puzzled 'you wouldn't shag them'

 

Yeah right! No matter what is said any fit bird requesting a seeing to would get it. Those denying it are hardly even fooling themselves.

 

Maybe we need to define 'shag' because if you're thinking setting up home, taking out for a meal, going shopping with them, living with them or even listening to their whiny, pointless, inane and annoying claptrap then you're not worthy of the word 'shag'

[Alan Sex]

I guess the closest I have here is Sandra Fucking Bullock - oh, and Julia Fucking Roberts.

 

Can't stand either bitch, but being me I would still fuck either. Still counts if I make them wear a muzzling gimp mask, doesn't it?

[Ginny]

Now way! Am not having this. You guys are talkin shit. I reckon if any of those birds walked into a bar that you were in or walked past you on the street you would well say yes to shaggin them. The bird from heroes, kunis, jolie, liz hurley... Etc

No fucking way... You would all be up them like like a flash!

[Phoenix]

Now way! Am not having this. You guys are talkin shit. I reckon if any of those birds walked into a bar that you were in or walked past you on the street you would well say yes to shaggin them. The bird from heroes, kunis, jolie, liz hurley... Etc

No fucking way... You would all be up them like like a flash!

 

Have to agree. I would be. Unless they had some venereal disease.