Fit birds you wouldn't shag. * Amnesty thread *

[Remmie]

Some people have voted that Bolton cunt Sara cunting Cox in top 100 fittest cunts in some shitty lads mags over the years and I would sooner cave her dribble chin face in a tin of baked cunts (beans) than stick matchsticks in her poo. In summary, I would not bone Sara Cox.

[Malarkey]

 

On the one hand I'm tempted to neg you despite the amnesty, cos' she is fit as fuck. On the other hand, she's sucked Wayne Bridge's cock. Whore!

 

She's unbelievable, Ape.

 

But I'm just a gentleman. I wouldn't want to hurt her.

[Duncan Clench]

Shakira

 

Rihanna

[moof]

Haha you wouldn't shag Shakira or Rihanna?

[Captain]

There's so much wrongness in this thread it's unreal.

 

Hang your heads in shame, lads.

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

Some people have voted that Bolton cunt Sara cunting Cox in top 100 fittest cunts in some shitty lads mags over the years and I would sooner cave her dribble chin face in a tin of baked cunts (beans) than stick matchsticks in her poo. In summary, I would not bone Sara Cox.

 

that's it - she doesn't quite slobber when you look at her, but the moment you blink or look at your watch she's wiped away a tide of dribble!

 

Repped

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

Fearne Cotton been mentioned yet?

 

Yes, your name is Fearne but:

 

 

[Duncan Clench]

Haha you wouldn't shag Shakira or Rihanna?

 

Well of course I would. I'm going with my own interpretation of the thread, seeing as if the opportunity ever presented itself I'm sure we'd all screw every person mentioned so far. I mean... I seriously fucking hate Fearne Cotton, and she's not a great looker either; but I would definitely shag her if she asked me nicely.

[Total Longo]

Aniston has a jaw squarer than David Coulthard's. All of the birds from "Friends" were massively over-rated. Her in particular.

[Section_31]

To be fair, most of us would shag anything under the wrong circumstances. Perhaps it should be 'birds you wouldn't shag if you'd just had a wank'.

[BatChainPuller]

Haha you wouldn't shag Shakira or Rihanna?

 

Must be related to this lunatic:

 

DUBLIN (AP) — Northern Ireland farmer Alan Graham says he doesn't know who Rihanna is but she must keep her top on while performing on his land.

Graham says he enforced a dress code as he watched Rihanna shoot a video Monday in his wheat field in Bangor, east of Belfast, for her new single, "We Found Love." She's in Northern Ireland this week to perform three concerts.

The 23-year-old switched from a flannel checked shirt into a stars-and-stripes bikini, a red bra, a mesh black top, and finally went topless before Graham climbed off his tractor to protest.

"The state of undress was becoming inappropriate," Graham says. "I had a conversation with Rihanna. I hope she understands where I'm coming from. We shook hands."

Hordes of locals gathered to watch the pop star film the video.

[manwiththestick]

To be fair, most of us would shag anything under the wrong circumstances. Perhaps it should be 'birds you wouldn't shag if you'd just had a wank'.

 

This. Or maybe 'famous birds you wouldn't shag twice'.

[Red Banjo]

I've been pondering this thread for nearly a week now, and i nearly thought of one today.

 

Then i remembered she had tits, so i changed my mind.

 

Principle point of life - Man exists to fuck woman. If woman is fit, he wants to fuck her more.

 

The very essence of a woman being fit, is that you would like to bang her. Otherwise she wouldn't be fit.

[Melchett]

This is one MASSIVELY gay thread.

 

Fucking bummers.

 

XXX

[Carradona]

I'd shag the lot of ye'.

[RobbieOR]

....so I would

[bigbak]

Megan Fox - A beautiful woman no doubt, but she does nothing for me at all. She looks a bit too perfect, like a doll, no real character about her and she just looks a bit boring.

 

homo

[Joso]

None, none, none, none, none. If she is fit, fit, she will get the D.

[stevienando]

[Skidfingers McGonical]

 

I have.

[Anny Road]

This thread is the lowest point in GF history and should be deleted and set on fire and deleted again before anyone sees it. Sad sad days.

[Mendoza]

This and the cultural amnesty thread should both be humanely destroyed.