*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Lee909]

And its official

[SammyAftershave]

Changing the Toffee Girl to the Scouse Pie girl I hear, in future they will be sat in the home dugout.  Donut.

 

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[johnsusername]

Everton Football Club - the gift that keeps on giving.

 

What will they do for an encore? Relegation?

[Lee909]

The derby is going to turn into a right fucking slog now

 

They'll go full alehouse and kick lumps out of Mane,Coutinho and Salah

[Hand Shandy]

18 month deal worth £9m.

[Hand Shandy]

[Lee909]

Just keeping the seat warm for Simeone and James Rodriguez with Ancelotti coming in as assistant 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

18 month deal worth £9m.

You've got to hand it to the jobbing English managers who specialise in avoiding relegation, they know how to spin a mediocre career into serious money.

[Captain Turdseye]

GrandOldTeam is glorious today. Bannings. Rows. A load of them vowing never to set foot in Goodison whilst he’s in charge. A thread about booing him if he gets unveiled tonight. Half a dozen threads about Sammy Lee. Vitriol towards the ‘fraud’ Moshiri. Glorious.

[Fugitive]

I can’t believe it actually happened but they are a match made in heaven.

[Jockey]

You've got to hand it to the jobbing English managers who specialise in avoiding relegation, they know how to spin a mediocre career into serious money.

 

Ironic that it was just over a month ago he was on tv in Dubai saying that he was a foreigner in his own land! 

 

The biggest hurdle to young English managers is old English Managers. 

[Captain Turdseye]

You've got to hand it to the jobbing English managers who specialise in avoiding relegation, they know how to spin a mediocre career into serious money.

A lot of people seem to think just by appointing him they’re guaranteed to stay up. They’re toxic towards him already and it could well have the opposite effect.

[The Acolyte]

Bitter mate says its 12 million over 2 yrs

[Stickman]

Not that I'm arsed about Allardyce taking over but a couple of similarities have got me slightly worried....

Joe Royle who played a similar alehouse football to Sam took over in 94 and his first game in charge was against us when let loose the "dogs of war" in a never to be forgotten (well for the bitters) two nil victory when they were struggling at the bottom.

Another similarity is they both have enormous heads.

[Jockey]

Not that I'm arsed about Allardyce taking over but a couple of similarities have got me slightly worried....

Joe Royle who played a similar alehouse football to Sam took over in 94 and his first game in charge was against us when let loose the "dogs of war" in a never to be forgotten (well for the bitters) two nil victory when they were struggling at the bottom.

Another similarity is they both have enormous heads.

 

I can only see one similarity to be honest.

 

It was at Goodison. And playing hoofball is perfectly logical with Drunken up front. Niasse, Rooney and Ramirez? 

 

£25m bid for Caroll or Igaloo in January I think. 

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Allardyce has pulled their pants down here.

 

A manager who's won fuck all and he's demanding higher wages than Zidane and has made them go back on when they refused Koeman permission to bring Sammy Lee in.

 

Allardyce has got them right by the balls and their willingness to submit to his demands shows that they're shitting themselves at the prospect of going down.

 

Sam. Fucking. Allardyce.

 

"Only the best will do" though, eh?

[Tony Moanero]

Allardyce will definitely keep them up, in my opinion. Probably take points off us in the derby, too.

[The Acolyte]

Rumour they enquired about Mark Hughes. Jesus

[TheHowieLama]

Bitter mate says its 12 million over 2 yrs

 

Drop in the bucket for Mosh

[The Acolyte]

Allardyce will definitely keep them up, in my opinion. Probably take points off us in the derby, too.

With that squad with a weeks training? Not a chance. 4-1 with 2 red cards

[stringvest]

Sammy >  Gordon

[johnsusername]

Joe Royle + Jim Royle = Sam Allardyce.

[SammyAftershave]

Sets tonight's game up nicely. Just a thought, but what happens when both teams park the bus and refuse to come out of their respective half's?

[Jockey]

Sets tonight's game up nicely. Just a thought, but what happens when both teams park the bus and refuse to come out of their respective half's?

 

Haha - 'have we kicked off yet? Says 38 minutes gone' 

[Strontium]

Still, you get one hell of a new manager bounce with Sam Allardyce. The guy is built like an inflatable.