*Shakes head* Everton again.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

With almost nothing to work with these guys should be given awards, or book contracts for fiction novels. 99% of the stories on them have absolutely nothing to do with football.

 

Everton donate 6 cans of soup to North Liverpool disabled Grandma.

 

To be fair their work in the community is better but it's in the Echo at the drop of a hat.

[Strontium]

Everton donate 6 cans of soup to North Liverpool disabled Grandma.

Makes a change from them donating 6 points a season to South Manchester football team.

[Anubis]

The Elk (not so good ITK) calling it on GOT.

 

Big Sam to be announced tomorrow at 16.30hrs GMT. Initial 6 month contract with an option to extend by 2 years.

 

It's now a full-on, fear-fuelled shitfest between the aye's and the nay's, with my favourite comment calling Sam a 'kebab headed rat.'

[magicrat]

The Elk (not so good ITK) calling it on GOT.

 

Big Sam to be announced tomorrow at 16.30hrs GMT. Initial 6 month contract with an option to extend by 2 years.

 

It's now a full-on, fear-fuelled shitfest between the aye's and the nay's, with my favourite comment calling Sam a 'kebab headed rat.'

 

Wins the Derby and he will be new Piessiah  

[niallers]

https://www.facebook.com/LFC4LYF14/videos/1735219946489366/

 

Don't know how to post this outside Facebook but enjoy. It's fucking brilliant

[index1000]

They started the season with Ron and aiming for top 4

Now they have Fat Sam and are aiming to avoid relegation

Could this get any better?

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

They started the season with Ron and aiming for top 4

Now they have Fat Sam and are aiming to avoid relegation

Could this get any better?

You go out on a Saturday night, best clobber on, few quid in your pocket, meeting a girl you talked to online, gorgeous girl. Been telling all your mates, bragging.

 

Starts to rain, you get splashed by the taxi that stops to pick you up, shaken wet. Pay for your cab in town, taxi drives off, where's your wallet? Luckily see a lad you know who lends you a few quid that he was holding to pay back another mate of yours.

Go to the pub to meet the girl of your dreams, two hours later a no show, texts and calls unanswered. Phone up another girl you like, not interested, sorrows to be drown.

Then pissed as a fart you spot this fat ugly girl you shagged once, beauty in the eye of the beholder, beer goggles etc.

Wake up Sunday morning and turn over and who is it? Sam Allardyce in a wig.

[liverpoolsno9]

Fat Sam wants to bring Little Sammy in, if things weren't bad enough, they're having real difficulty getting their heads around that one.

 

ToffeeTim

Player Valuation: £70m

Forum Supporter

Any everton fan who sits quietly and goes along with this is neglecting their duty.

 

Sammy Lee. Good grief. I literally cannot cope with that.

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[Babb'sBurstNad]

Fat Sam wants to bring Little Sammy in, if things weren't bad enough, they're having real difficulty getting their heads around that one.

ToffeeTim

Player Valuation: £70m

Forum Supporter

Any everton fan who sits quietly and goes along with this is neglecting their duty.

Sammy Lee. Good grief. I literally cannot cope with that.

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Kicking off about Sammy Lee, considering the shit storm they're facing, is like complaining about the quality of the canopés as the Titanic's sinking.

[Harry Squatter]

Or kicking off about the lack of duty free on united Airlines flight 93

[liverpoolsno9]

They got a thread in Little Sammy on GOT

 

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/rat-face-kopite.100740/

 

Talk that the rat sammy lee could come in with the fat one. Our boards lost theirs minds, Everton is in flames, the end is nigh

 

Little fat wall pushing bellend

 

It's time for CRUSHING

 

And that's just the 1st 3 posts. What the fuck has happened to these fucking cretins? Their hatred is off the scale especially to someone as inoffensive as Sammy, or has he pissed on some nurses or broke someone's leg. Why such hatred. Soooo hope the twats go down and never return.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

They're all mentally ill.

 

It's also quite funny that they were all getting weepy when Joey Barton commented on Unsworth's frame, saying it lacked class etc, but now they're all going about Sammy Lee being a "fat little cunt" etc.

 

Literally no self awareness at all, our perenially offended bluenoses.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Just imagine if "Big Dunc" gets jibbed off by Allardyce and then he brings in Sammy Lee.

 

I reckon that could finish some of them off, coronary from getting themselves so worked up.

[Ne Moe Imya]

Well if Allardyce is going there then they'd better get used to alehouse football, gifting the mancs 6 points a season and buying their used up dross for high prices.

 

Bad for der redshite, so they'll build him a statue for this one.

[Paulie Dangerously]

If they score in the derby celebrations will be on hold as they all look over to see if Sammy celebrated

[Anubis]

That's the reason the Liverpool thread on there can only be read if you sign up (I haven't bothered). When you could read it, particularly right after a derby loss, it was full of vile stuff aimed at us.

[an tha]

Just imagine if "Big Dunc" gets jibbed off by Allardyce and then he brings in Sammy Lee.

 

I reckon that could finish some of them off, coronary from getting themselves so worked up.

Be even funnier if Lee comes out and says fuck off i am not going to work at the pit...

[Harry Squatter]

What really made me laugh was an advert for LFC online on that site. That will send them over the edge a bit more.

[cloggypop]

He's fat, he's round

 

He's taking Everton down,

 

Sammy Lee

 

Sammy Lee...

[cloggypop]

What really made me laugh was an advert for LFC online on that site. That will send them over the edge a bit more.

Your browsing history surely?

[Sputnik1]

I'm relieved I haven't got to start disliking anyone new, so the appointment of Allardyce helps in that way. Sammy Lee was a great servant of this club and I wouldn't disrespect him. Besides they'll be frothing at the mouth enough at Allardyce and developing a Cpt Darling type facial twitch. 

 

Maybe, just maybe this is the season Allardyce breaks that non relegation record. Go on you fat headed loon, smash what dignity that little club has, destroy what footballers they have and are developing. Cause enough damage to hurl them into oblivion, give the bitters nightmares.

 

Then just when they can't take any more, do you what did at West Ham and call them all deluded. 

[Lee909]

Comment on the echo

 

There will be murder of that little rs rat joins the club. I can just about stomach Allardyce but Sammy Lee is asking far too much. I would literally rather get relegated or better still just shut the doors completely and call it day than have him in our club. 

 

Never been a darker day than today in the club's history.

 

 

 

Far more shameful than a fan running down to the front of the stand to punch a opposition player while holding his kid in his arms

[Sputnik1]

 

 

Comment on the echo

 

There will be murder of that little rs rat joins the club. I can just about stomach Allardyce but Sammy Lee is asking far too much. I would literally rather get relegated or better still just shut the doors completely and call it day than have him in our club. 

 

Never been a darker day than today in the club's history.

 

 

 

Far more shameful than a fan running down to the front of the stand to punch a opposition player while holding his kid in his arms

 

 

Liverpool stewards have already been alerted and all bitters attending the derby will be searched for children. 

[Harry Squatter]

Your browsing history surely?

Never been on that site before unless is offers suggestions based on searches?

[Harry Squatter]

What is it with Samny Lee? Hes not even remotely close to the levels of Emlyn Hughes, Tommy Smith, Kenny Dalglish, Suarez or Steven Gerrard levels of bitter folklore. Unless some Evertonian taxi driver had made up a story about him beating up Howard Kendall on his deathbed.