*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Boss]

4 hours ago, johnsusername said:

Surely without Usmanov's money to back him up then Moshiri must be wondering what the future holds for him at Everton? There's a distinct chance they'll end up relegated (this season or next), with a Bramley Moore-sized millstone around his neck. 

 

I question the legitimacy of Moshiri's wealth. A self-made billionaire will have a history of successful enterprise, yet everything Moshiri has done is inexplicably tied to Usmanov.

 

If he was a legit billionaire he'd run Everton with at least some degree of competence. Anyone can make some bad signings, but I'm talking basic business knowledge here. You wouldn't have your wages to turnover at 85%, and if you did, you'd sell your biggest earners to reduce it. You wouldn't spend hundreds of millions you don't have and fall foul of the rules (that you know are already in place). You wouldn't commission the building of a state of the art new stadium when you can't even fill your current stadium. This is stuff a GCSE level business student would know intrinsically.

[JagSquared]

What are they saying about chelsea on GOT?

[AngryOfTuebrook]

13 minutes ago, Boss said:

 

I question the legitimacy of Moshiri's wealth. A self-made billionaire will have a history of successful enterprise, yet everything Moshiri has done is inexplicably tied to Usmanov.

 

If he was a legit billionaire he'd run Everton with at least some degree of competence. Anyone can make some bad signings, but I'm talking basic business knowledge here. You wouldn't have your wages to turnover at 85%, and if you did, you'd sell your biggest earners to reduce it. You wouldn't spend hundreds of millions you don't have and fall foul of the rules (that you know are already in place). You wouldn't commission the building of a state of the art new stadium when you can't even fill your current stadium. This is stuff a GCSE level business student would know intrinsically.

When the pandemic first hit in 2020, FSG announced that they were suspending work on the ARE extension for 12 months; Everton announced that they were ploughing on regardless with BMD. I thought then that that illustrated how one club is run by serious and competent adults and the other club is being mismanaged by fuckwits and fantasists.

 

You hate to see it, you really do.

[Harry Squatter]

19 minutes ago, Boss said:

 

I question the legitimacy of Moshiri's wealth. A self-made billionaire will have a history of successful enterprise, yet everything Moshiri has done is inexplicably tied to Usmanov.

 

If he was a legit billionaire he'd run Everton with at least some degree of competence. Anyone can make some bad signings, but I'm talking basic business knowledge here. You wouldn't have your wages to turnover at 85%, and if you did, you'd sell your biggest earners to reduce it. You wouldn't spend hundreds of millions you don't have and fall foul of the rules (that you know are already in place). You wouldn't commission the building of a state of the art new stadium when you can't even fill your current stadium. This is stuff a GCSE level business student would know intrinsically.

Montgomery Brewster during his 30 day challenge has more business sense than him.

[Harry Squatter]

2 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

When the pandemic first hit in 2020, FSG announced that they were suspending work on the ARE extension for 12 months; Everton announced that they were ploughing on regardless with BMD. I thought then that that illustrated how one club is run by serious and competent adults and the other club is being mismanaged by fuckwits and fantasists.

 

You hate to see it, you really do.

Fuckwits and Fantasists will be an Everton FC play at the Royal Court next Christmas 

[alles ist gut]

3 minutes ago, Harry Squatter said:

Fuckwits and Fantasists will be an Everton FC play at the Royal Court next Christmas 

Does the script include Rafa dancing?

[Harry Squatter]

7 minutes ago, alles ist gut said:

Does the script include Rafa dancing?

Him, Collina, Clattenberg and Clive Thomas too

[gkmacca]

18 minutes ago, alles ist gut said:

Does the script include Rafa dancing?

It'll be one of those intimate supper club sorts of performances, and Rafa will move from table to table gobbing in the soup.

[VladimirIlyich]

2 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

The Premier League's "fit & proper" test has always consisted of one question - are you rich,and a cunt?

Agree.

[Strontium]

1 hour ago, Harry Squatter said:

Montgomery Brewster during his 30 day challenge has more business sense than him.

 

What will Everton win in the next 50 years?

 

A - Premier League

B - FA Cup

C - League Cup

D - Champions League

 

E - 

[Barrington Womble]

3 hours ago, JagSquared said:

What are they saying about chelsea on GOT?

Half of them are made up due to the jealousy of Chelsea becoming a bigger club than them. The other half are full of "why are you laughing at them, it could be us next"

 

And of course there's davek who still thinks Everton will be the biggest cultural victims of the war. 

[Trumo]

2 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

Half of them are made up due to the jealousy of Chelsea becoming a bigger club than them. The other half are full of "why are you laughing at them, it could be us next"

 

And of course there's davek who still thinks Everton will be the biggest cultural victims of the war. 

 

The biggest casualty of war is innocence Nil Satis.

[stringvest]

3 hours ago, Harry Squatter said:

Him, Collina, Clattenberg and Clive Thomas too

sounds more like a panto.  

 

Enter stage left Christopher Biggins dressed as the Premier League Table.

 

The crowd roars "There's no-one behind you!"

[Bjornebye]

14 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

Half of them are made up due to the jealousy of Chelsea becoming a bigger club than them. The other half are full of "why are you laughing at them, it could be us next"

 

And of course there's davek who still thinks Everton will be the biggest cultural victims of the war. 

"As soon as that second plane hit I knew that the world of an Evertonian would change forever, them Kopite rats had been planning something like this for years lad, we had won 2 and drawn 1 out of 4 before that happened then guess who we fucking had next lad. That's right, them bastards lad and surprise surprise we lost 3:1. No fucking way that would have happened if they weren't in bed with Bin Laden lad look what happens again now as were on the verge of taking over the world with the new stadium lad on the Banks of the Royal , yer hear me lad? ROYAL BLUE Mersey lad, no more shit floating in that river lad but no, look Klopp texts his PED designers in his lab in China to send a bat flu over to win the the asshhterriccchhsss spit spit title then bells his mate Putin to start bombin kids hozzies lad meanwhile he's cooked our fucking books while everyones distracted and everyones fuckin fell for it hook line and sinker I'm tellin ye lad it's always in their favour every fucking war look at Vietnam, tellin ye lad Bin Laden isn't dead, he's in Klopps shed" 

 

 

[Wezza]

Wolves warming up nicely for the Ev on Sunday 

[Halcyon Days]

Every result going their way again.

[Harry Squatter]

14 minutes ago, Halcyon Days said:

Every result going their way again.

Fucking spawny pricks.

 

Just hope Wolves twat them on Sunday.

[Halcyon Days]

3 minutes ago, Harry Squatter said:

Fucking spawny pricks.

 

Just hope Wolves twat them on Sunday.

It’s quite amazing how bad you actually have to be to go down. Come on Leeds you useless cunts.

[Barrington Womble]

20 minutes ago, Halcyon Days said:

Every result going their way again.

This is what happens down the bottom. They're all shite and nearly never win. This is why I'm sure they'll stay up. 

[Harry Squatter]

5 minutes ago, Halcyon Days said:

It’s quite amazing how bad you actually have to be to go down. Come on Leeds you useless cunts.

Leeds left it too long to get rid of Jack Duckworth and Tyrone. 

 

Watford owner needs his head tested bringing Woy out of retirement as he's done fuck all since he left Fulham.

[Barrington Womble]

4 minutes ago, Harry Squatter said:

Leeds left it too long to get rid of Jack Duckworth and Tyrone. 

 

Watford owner needs his head tested bringing Woy out of retirement as he's done fuck all since he left Fulham.

The Watford owner just rolls the dice every few months though doesn't he? When you hire that many managers, your 1st priority is probably one who's out of work to save on compo. So maybe it was the owl or OGS. 

[Halcyon Days]

29 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

This is what happens down the bottom. They're all shite and nearly never win. This is why I'm sure they'll stay up. 

Sadly I think you’re right. The unflushable turd will probably be bobbing around next season, pointless club.

[Harry Squatter]

24 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

The Watford owner just rolls the dice every few months though doesn't he? When you hire that many managers, your 1st priority is probably one who's out of work to save on compo. So maybe it was the owl or OGS. 

He's a fucking dickhead with no clue, just hires these random Portuguese or Spanish managers who have only ever managed lower end clubs, have no clue about English football and can barely speak English. Then sacks them when shock, horror they are shite or can't adapt. 

 

Same with the players, loads came from Udinese. They will always be shit and clueless under that regime.

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

1 hour ago, Wezza said:

Wolves warming up nicely for the Ev on Sunday 

Nah, Wolves will shit the bed against them.

[Barrington Womble]

21 minutes ago, Halcyon Days said:

Sadly I think you’re right. The unflushable turd will probably be bobbing around next season, pointless club.

Next season might be a struggle for them too though. Lampard is shit. They're not likely to strengthen in the summer. And you never know, if they do get done under the PL's profit and sustainability rules, they might start the season on negative points.