*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

42 minutes ago, Leyton388 said:

It used to be funny going on GOT and trolling them but you very quickly realise they're just a bunch of pathetic, deluded quimswho smell of desperation.

 

They are by far the worst fanbase in the country and if I was Moshiri I'd just asset strip the club and close it down. 

 

I seriously think their time is coming just like Bury with the amount of money they have spent. 

 

This new stadium is quickly turning into their version of the Simpsons Monorail.

It's obvious you worry for them, you really do.

[Captain Turdseye]

Fear not. International break coming up shortly, which means the Usmanov thread will return to the top of page one. 

 

“He’s already here”

[Chocoholic]

10 hours ago, Anubis said:

Fucking. Clueless.

 

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To try and break into the top 6 then top 4 needs a clear plan.

I think trying to emulate what Man C and Lpool have done is not necessarily the way to go about it. City have bought there way to an incredible 
attacking squad, lpool `got lucky' to get an incredible attacking squad and spent a big sum and some small ones on some outstanding defenders

 

She's up all night 'til the sun
I'm up all night to get some
She's up all night for good fun
I'm up all night to get lucky

[Caramac]

10 hours ago, Anubis said:

Fucking. Clueless.

 

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To try and break into the top 6 then top 4 needs a clear plan.

I think trying to emulate what Man C and Lpool have done is not necessarily the way to go about it. City have bought there way to an incredible 
attacking squad, lpool `got lucky' to get an incredible attacking squad and spent a big sum and some small ones on some outstanding defenders

 

[Chocoholic]

 

[thegreatelephant]

2 hours ago, φαίνω said:

Their 1st Dec - 1st Jan fixtures are something out of a horror story. 8 league games, 7 of which are against top teams and you might be able to add in a possible League Cup quarter final to that mess (stop sniggering at the back) 

 

 

 

 

 

their real concern here is also the increased demand for buffet catering around this time of the year and the inevitable organisational issues involved in laying on a good spread

[Barrington Womble]

9 hours ago, Anubis said:

And they’re starting to turn on Brandalf.

 

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/marcel-brands.102762/page-761

Out mate davek with this gem...

 

His signings so far:

1/ Indisputable signing success: Digne

2/ Good purchase: Richarlison, Gomes

3/ Decent for fee paid/on a free: Bernard, Delph

4/ Poor buys for cash paid: Mina, Iwobi, Gbamin, Kean (over £100M wasted on these alone).
 

Digne a success! God he's fucking awful. We've only one left back at the club and he still wouldn't get a game in the league cup for us! And that gomes....his entire reputation seems based on a good 20 minutes at anfield. 

[Lee909]

Digne pretty good going forward, but the praise is mostly about him taking a great set piece. Shite defensively most games I see him. Not in Baines class when he was good, or Colemans

[3 Stacks]

7 minutes ago, Barry Wom said:

Out mate davek with this gem...

 

His signings so far:

1/ Indisputable signing success: Digne

2/ Good purchase: Richarlison, Gomes

3/ Decent for fee paid/on a free: Bernard, Delph

4/ Poor buys for cash paid: Mina, Iwobi, Gbamin, Kean (over £100M wasted on these alone).
 

Digne a success! God he's fucking awful. We've only one left back at the club and he still wouldn't get a game in the league cup for us! And that gomes....his entire reputation seems based on a good 20 minutes at anfield. 

They're the best example of a team with lazy scouting. The extent of what they look at seem to be big club rejects and average Premier League players for inflated fees.

[Harry Squatter]

My mate constantly refers to them as the Powershifters. It makes them sound like some alien race from an Avengers film. 

[Harry Squatter]

12 minutes ago, Barry Wom said:

Out mate davek with this gem...

 

His signings so far:

1/ Indisputable signing success: Digne

2/ Good purchase: Richarlison, Gomes

3/ Decent for fee paid/on a free: Bernard, Delph

4/ Poor buys for cash paid: Mina, Iwobi, Gbamin, Kean (over £100M wasted on these alone).
 

Digne a success! God he's fucking awful. We've only one left back at the club and he still wouldn't get a game in the league cup for us! And that gomes....his entire reputation seems based on a good 20 minutes at anfield. 

You have to remember that this is a fanbase who class a functioning alcoholic who was always injured and had a comparable scoring record to Emile Heskey as a legend.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

10 hours ago, Anubis said:

They can’t even keep us out of the Calvert-Lewin goal heist. We get shoehorned in there somewhere.

 

 

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Don't think he was yano, he seemed to a bit worried one of them was off and VAR was going to intervene, there was no issue between the pair of them.

Calvert Lewin could've spiked that in like a volleyball and it wouldn't have been disallowed. Ask yourself though if that goal stands against the RS, and if you think it would have, you are kidding yourself.

The corruption is real.

He's made up a completely hypothetical situation and is using it as proof that "the corruption is real".

 

You do have to worry about the long-term effects of bitterness on cognitive functions. 

[VladimirIlyich]

10 minutes ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

He's made up a completely hypothetical situation and is using it as proof that "the corruption is real".

 

You do have to worry about the long-term effects of bitterness on cognitive functions. 

Its a bona fide mental illness. 'Redshite Paranoia' is as real as hemorrhoids or colour blindness. In fact there is a link between all three conditions. Redshite Paranoia also leaves the sufferer only able to identify two colours,black and blue.

[Lee909]

12 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

 two colours,black and blue.

 

 

Everton wives

 

[alles ist gut]

42 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Its a bona fide mental illness. 'Redshite Paranoia' is as real as hemorrhoids or colour blindness. In fact there is a link between all three conditions. Redshite Paranoia also leaves the sufferer only able to identify two colours,black and blue.

Mostly on wives.

[Tj hooker]

It would seem that Davek has taken on the mantle of forum loon from the banned SteveO although I'm sure there a few more just like him on that site 

[Captain Turdseye]

My current favourite poster on GOT is the biggest Everton fan on there, I think his name is matty1878. He goes around telling off people who are talking shit about his great club. You want to slag off Silva, Mosh or any of their brave boys in blue then you’re probably not even a real fan. Got any concerns about the unicorn stadium? He’ll wind your neck in for you. And if you say something nice about the RS you better fucking believe that he’ll be there to tell you you’re doing it wrong. 

[Aventus]

12 hours ago, φαίνω said:

Their 1st Dec - 1st Jan fixtures are something out of a horror story. 8 league games, 7 of which are against top teams and you might be able to add in a possible League Cup quarter final to that mess (stop sniggering at the back) 

 

 

 

 

Koemans last season in their first 7 fixtures they played

Stoke

City

Chelsea

Tottenham

United

Bournemouth

Burnley 

And ended up with 7 points, with Koeman getting sacked 2 games later for his trouble. 

 

This year they've played:

Palace

Watford

Villa

Wolves

Bournemouth

Sheffield united

City

 

They're on 7 points, they haven't even had their tough fixtures yet, they're going to be fighting relegation once the December fixtures hit them. 

 

Worst thing they ever did was sack red Ronnie, their own fault for being impatient pricks rather than recognising the fixture list as the problem. 

 

 

 

 

[Anubis]

Fucking hell, Aventus, he was committing capital crimes like putting red decorations on his Christmas tree and posting pictures of himself golfing, and you’re citing minor problems like the fixture list. Screw the fixture list. He HAD to go.

[an tha]

Yeah i heard he wore some red bills with white trim as well. Simply had to go.

[Barrington Womble]

13 hours ago, 3 Stacks said:

They're the best example of a team with lazy scouting. The extent of what they look at seem to be big club rejects and average Premier League players for inflated fees.

Are you questioning the talents of Brands?

[VladimirIlyich]

4 minutes ago, Barry Wom said:

Are you questioning the marketing of brands?

Take it to the sales forum.

[Red74]

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A bad defeat at home to Arsenal tomorrow could make it Ole's last game.
That'll be a little sad for me, because I'm SO glad he's "at the wheel".
Oh how the mighty have fallen.

I wish UTD were still decent just to give Liverpool more problems.

 

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SantaClausisanEvertonian said:

A bad defeat at home to Arsenal tomorrow could make it Ole's last game.
That'll be a little sad for me, because I'm SO glad he's "at the wheel".
Oh how the mighty have fallen.

I wish UTD were still decent just to give Liverpool more problems.

 

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So they could look at the Salford's cunts struggling to be an opportunity of someone they should get past, but instead they'd sooner they were giving us a game and being mile out of their reach. What a weird fucking bunch the bloos are. 

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12 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

My current favourite poster on GOT is the biggest Everton fan on there, I think his name is matty1878. He goes around telling off people who are talking shit about his great club. You want to slag off Silva, Mosh or any of their brave boys in blue then you’re probably not even a real fan. Got any concerns about the unicorn stadium? He’ll wind your neck in for you. And if you say something nice about the RS you better fucking believe that he’ll be there to tell you you’re doing it wrong. 

He's definitely candidate material for their Gimp XI captain. Sant Domingo, Catcher in the Rye, old Davoth and Carlin are also worthy contenders.