January 2011 Transfer Window Speculation Thread

[INTORRESTING]

This has occurred to me.

Maybe Torres is to be thanked for putting a rocket up FSGs arse?

Exciting innit?

 

Edit 5Live just siad hes left Melwood in a chopper.

Madness.

 

Saw that, bollocks. If he goes I still think we need one more striker - I would be pushing for Anelka!

[Walton Park]

We are going to pay over the odds on any replacement. Carroll is a defenders nightmare. I would be made up if we replaced Torres with him and money left over for a winger.

[redfromtubebar]

I think we'll end up getting Conor Wickham from Ipswich in for £10m+.

[Scouse_Datcha]

We are going to pay over the odds on any replacement. Carroll is a defenders nightmare. I would be made up if we replaced Torres with him and money left over for a winger.

 

Seconded. Carrol is my nr 1 player if we are gonna buy a striker. Prob Dave fav also...

[dennis tooth]

(Abramovich inspecting dagger nailed to tree branch) 'Sign me, I'm here sign me. Do it now' (Kicks transfer clause activation trap stick out from tree trap)

 

NO, (Kicks Torres 'I'm staying' statement he holds in his hand out of his hand and starts firing at Comolli.) RUUUNNN!

 

 

 

GET TO THA CHOPPER!

 

[Block109'er]

Arggggghhhhhhhhhh. I fucking hate all of this.

 

Wish I could just go back to bed until tomorrow morning when this whole thing is all over one way or another.

 

Looking forward to seeing Suarez on Wednesday night though.

[Istvan Kozma]

my mate is the lavatorial hygiene officer at Melwood and he has just texted me this

 

orite m8 gud newz...torres offered helicopter to stay..has taken it for a test ride....chamberlan lined up to replace him tho....andy carrol is in canteen arguing with staff about fishy in a dishy...some reason babel just turned up again, everyone looks awkward..torres not come back yet, police called.

[stringvest]

Apparently at Melwood all the Liverpool players are shuffling around and mumbling "that long haired cunt's not moving in with me"

[YNWAViking]

8 min ago - "Liverpool continuing to push for Carroll"

 

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[Dr Nowt]

Finally a Liverpool related matter the Koptalk slug can comment on with any sort of authority:

 

How good a player is the young Newcastle striker Liverpool are linked with.

[jon lad]

my mate is the lavatorial hygiene officer at Melwood and he has just texted me this

 

orite m8 gud newz...torres offered helicopter to stay..has taken it for a test ride....chamberlan lined up to replace him tho....andy carrol is in canteen arguing with staff about fishy in a dishy...some reason babel just turned up again, everyone looks awkward..torres not come back yet, police called.

 

hahahahahaa. Light relief is the only way to get through today.

[Magellan06]

Manure have issued hands off warning to anyone interested in Howard Webb :)

[odris]

1320: Sources in Spain are reporting that Tottenham have made a bid for Atletico Madrid striker Diego Forlan. Redknapp recently watched him at at the Vicente Calderon. He was mugged on the trip.

 

Is he going to take his anger out on Forlan?

[Gym Beglin]

Surely we're going to buy another left back now if Konchesky has been fucked off to Forest?

We're just a bit short when it comes to full backs, Johnson, Kelly and Aurelio now isn't it?

[KinskiRage]

Spurs are coming across as a fucking joke. Let's bid for ALL the strikers in Spain.

[WaltonRed]

Warnock on loan, he's en route to Liverpool I heard.

 

Carroll would be brilliant, been banging on about him for months.

[Guest davelfc]

Christ our medical team will never have been so busy since kewell was here.

[Tony Edwards]

Carroll would be brilliant, been banging on about him for months.

 

Agree. Very, very good player. Hard as nails. Bit mental. What's not to like?

[Evil_Ways]

So all we have to do today is agree a price over phone or fax and the paperwork and medicals will have to be done by wednesday at the latest ?

[JermainePennant]

Carrol would be excellent, but if its true we ave had a 30m bid rejected I think we have bid enough, dont see newcastle selling him this late eiter.

[KevieG]

I've seen Caroll about 4 times. Seems like a carbon copy of Duncan Ferguson. Maybe a bit more mobile.

 

Great attitude on the pitch as well. 30 million is crazy money but the lad is a serious prospect.

[The Acolyte]

Apparently Warnock deal is not happening

[silverlining]

I've seen Caroll about 4 times. Seems like a carbon copy of Duncan Ferguson. Maybe a bit more mobile.

 

Great attitude on the pitch as well. 30 million is crazy money but the lad is a serious prospect.

 

I've compared him to Duncan Ferguson before. As have many others I'm sure.

 

And I would hope he's a far better player than him, becuase for all his "cunt" - sorry "cult" - status, and frenzied quacking about how "unplayable" he was, Duncan Disorderly was an overrated, perma-injured pisshead halfwit, who scored about 7 goals a season at best.

[Monkey Plunkett]

Surprised we arent in for Keisuke Honda, he'd be relativeley cheap at 12 -15million and was just named MVP in the Asia Cup

[karl1987]

If we get Carroll we're gonna have 2 psychopath's upfront.