People who say "I'm sooo random."

[RedKnight]

Being a dickhead does not make someone random, it makes them a dickhead - Confucius.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

I suppose if I just punched the next girl in the face who I over hear describing something as random would be pretty 'random'. Actually, no it wouldn't be, because it's pre meditated, see now I'm contemplating physical assault and pondering the logistics of how to make it random, in short, not much good can come of women. In saying that I once asked a girl why I bothered with women and she retorted 'because you want to stick you willy in us', how do you argue with that ?, she's a great girl.

[RedKnight]

Eve was the first random woman, started talking to a snake just so she could say to Adam "I am soooooooo random lol".

[DPW]

Agree with the sentiments shared on this thread. Another similarly related thing that has started getting on my tits is when folk say, 'I have an eclectic taste in music'

 

Which translates to, Im trying to be cool but really I just listen to radio 1 and have no music taste whatsoever.

[The Special One]

Think we've been through this before but it's always good to freshen our memories;

 

Bubbly- Fat.

Happy go Lucky- Fat.

VGSOH- Fat.

Curvy-Fat

A good Heart- Fat.

 

As for being 'Random', well, It's all been said, how are you supposed to not end up a cynical, bitter, twisted old man when there's so many utter cock ends in the world, you can't win.

 

You told me I was a bubbly girl with a good heart! *sobs*

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Agree with the sentiments shared on this thread. Another similarly related thing that has started getting on my tits is when folk say, 'I have an eclectic taste in music'

 

Which translates to, Im trying to be cool but really I just listen to radio 1 and have no music taste whatsoever.

 

The only person I've ever heard use that word and not sound a total fucking fanook was sister Mary Clarence in Sister act aka Whoopi Goldberg, ergo if you're not Whoopi Goldberg don't fucking tell me that.

[Guest simon]

I can be very random at times im told.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

I can be very random at times im told.

 

Is this my favourite statement of all time ?? it may well be, and you know what Si, I can well believe it.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

You told me I was a bubbly girl with a good heart! *sobs*

 

I wish you'd been that kind to me.

[Mr Nando]

Philip K Dick wrote The Man in the High Castle using the I Ching. Now that's random.

 

 

Excellent book. Did you like it? Have you read any other books by the author, if so could you recommend some?

[razor]

... probably like The Feeling, Razorlight and the sound of their own voice. And laughing extra loudly and "distinctly" at other people's funny lines for reflected glory.

 

 

* the modus operandi of the dull student or attention-seeking Sixth Former attempting to mask their own inadequacies in the comedy department.

[Unrighteous]

Excellent book. Did you like it? Have you read any other books by the author, if so could you recommend some?

 

Do Android's dream of electric sheep?

Martian Time Slip

A Scanner Darkly

Ubik

[Rex Banner]

Dude, I'm so random lotto numbers pick me!

[madstock]

Those who utter this phrase have usurped the knobends who say "People think I'm a bit mad, me" at the top of The List.

 

They have been warned.

[Horus]

Mate of mine started using 'Plenty of fish' which is an online dating site. I had a look and it's amazing how many women describe themselves as "a bit random lol!!!!" who all love random nights out. Random how?

 

Bubbly is in there for the fatties too - but if they've had kids, they'll instead write that they're a "yummy mummy".

 

I'm amazed that so many of them are single from reading their profiles.

 

Just to clarify, it's definitely his mate that uses the site.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Just to clarify, it's definitely his mate that uses the site.

 

I don't know if it was him or his mate but if you or anybody wants to meet a bird then go on it. I did a few months ago and have literally had about 40 women contact me, in the end I realised I don't actually want a bird so have kind of fucked it off, but I never sent one message or anything, Just set up a profile and they come flocking.

[Stu Monty]

I don't know if it was him or his mate but if you or anybody wants to meet a bird then go on it. I did a few months ago and have literally had about 40 women contact me, in the end I realised I don't actually want a bird so have kind of fucked it off, but I never sent one message or anything, Just set up a profile and they come flocking.

 

You're clearly failing to take into account your animal magnetism, Al. It might not be so simple for other, more mediocre looking chaps. You shouldn't get people's hopes up like that.

[Original202]

Just to clarify, it's definitely his mate that uses the site.

 

It was my mate, which is why I said it was my mate. And then I also said I had a look on it - i.e registered, set up a profile etc

 

Not going to hide that, it's another avenue for meeting women afterall.

[Wor Horse]

I want to punch that fat cunt.

 

Proper randomly hard.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

You're clearly failing to take into account your animal magnetism, Al. It might not be so simple for other, more mediocre looking chaps. You shouldn't get people's hopes up like that.

 

This man knows.

[col06]

A lot of talk about random and dickheads on this thread, what about a random dickhead..

 

[YOUTUBE]FCuKodt85ME [/YOUTUBE]

 

Try not to punch your monitors.

 

what a complete and utter weapon

[Mike84]

add "wacky" to that list too especially in males. Twats.

[Manny]

A lot of talk about random and dickheads on this thread, what about a random dickhead..

 

[YOUTUBE]FCuKodt85ME [/YOUTUBE]

 

Try not to punch your monitors.

 

That's a fucking shit rant. He needs to take some lessons.

[razor]

Avocado

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Fat, making faux quotes with his hand, big sidees, fred flinstone t shirt, he's probably the worst human being that's ever eeked his way around the planet, just horrible.