Instant cunt identifiers

[easytoslip]

19 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Table cunts are the worst. The absolute worst. I've actually had someone ask me if I could move from my table seat as they prefer to travel with a table. I was actually about to say yes because I'm shit like that but it took me a few seconds to comprehend the cheek when the twat in-front of me went "I will" then got up like some fucking hero and ended up sat across from me facing me about 3 rows down and kept looking at me as if I was the cunt. 

 

People who don't move for women and children  are the worst kind of cunts on the planet. 

 

Remember these pair of twats?

 

https://www.gucmakale.com/wp/elderly-couple-slammed-by-pregnant-mom-for-refusing-to-give-up-reserved-train-seats/

 

 

I ask for no table , as I don’t want to sit opposite anyone , talk to anyone or play footsie under the table with anyone.

Im an ugly twat so quite lucky that when people get on they seem to try to sit elsewhere rather than me , especially as I put on my most miserable face.

Once my seat was double booked,apparently, and this scouse girl who was in my seat got a bit angry as she said she had to have the window seat or she gets stressed and feels sick otherwise, fuck sake I ask you.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Close. The. Motherfucking.  Thread.

 

 

[Rico1304]

21 minutes ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

Close. The. Motherfucking.  Thread.

 

 

It looks more like his dad 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Fibber on a Fibia.

[Dr Nowt]

People who broadcast how many countries they’ve visited and try to make it a defining part of their personality.

 

Stand down, Phileas.

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper said:

People who broadcast how many countries they’ve visited and try to make it a defining part of their personality.

 

Stand down, Phileas.

Oh fuck me. On Instagram some cunt on a beach "In my happy place" or swimming in a pool "I should have been a mermaid". 

 

I actually think coronavirus is a divine intervention to bastardism. 

[Elite]

5 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Oh fuck me. On Instagram some cunt on a beach "In my happy place" or swimming in a pool "I should have been a mermaid". 

 

I actually think coronavirus is a divine intervention to bastardism. 

I always think that if you need other people's  approval to verify your happiness then you aren't actually happy. When was the last time you was having a shag and took a selfie mid-pump? Doesn't happen, well unless you are a modern day Patrick Bateman.

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, Elite said:

I always think that if you need other people's  approval to verify your happiness then you aren't actually happy. When was the last time you was having a shag and took a selfie mid-pump? Doesn't happen, well unless you are a modern day Patrick Bateman.

You can see right through the ones who are chatting proper shit. "living my best life" erm no you aren't you're a cunt in flip-flops. 

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

3 hours ago, Rico1304 said:

It looks more like his dad 

Could be.

 

We may never know.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

2 hours ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Fibber on a Fibia.

Hips don't lie... but my leg never fucking stops.

[stringvest]

17 hours ago, Elite said:

I always think that if you need other people's  approval to verify your happiness then you aren't actually happy. When was the last time you was having a shag and took a selfie mid-pump? Doesn't happen, well unless you are a modern day Patrick Bateman.

Col?  He’s having a pop here

[sir roger]

Could be either I suppose , but I am going for Lewis Hamilton. I quite like him as a motor racing driver but somebody needs to point out to him that he is 35.

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

On 27/02/2020 at 17:57, Bjornebye said:

Table cunts are the worst. The absolute worst. I've actually had someone ask me if I could move from my table seat as they prefer to travel with a table. I was actually about to say yes because I'm shit like that but it took me a few seconds to comprehend the cheek when the twat in-front of me went "I will" then got up like some fucking hero and ended up sat across from me facing me about 3 rows down and kept looking at me as if I was the cunt. 

 

People who don't move for women and children  are the worst kind of cunts on the planet. 

 

Remember these pair of twats?

 

https://www.gucmakale.com/wp/elderly-couple-slammed-by-pregnant-mom-for-refusing-to-give-up-reserved-train-seats/

 

 

Where did she get her kids from, Mordor ?? terrifying, I'd have left the train let alone the seat.

[redinblack62]

On 27/02/2020 at 17:57, Bjornebye said:

Table cunts are the worst. The absolute worst. I've actually had someone ask me if I could move from my table seat as they prefer to travel with a table. I was actually about to say yes because I'm shit like that but it took me a few seconds to comprehend the cheek when the twat in-front of me went "I will" then got up like some fucking hero and ended up sat across from me facing me about 3 rows down and kept looking at me as if I was the cunt. 

 

People who don't move for women and children  are the worst kind of cunts on the planet. 

 

Remember these pair of twats?

 

https://www.gucmakale.com/wp/elderly-couple-slammed-by-pregnant-mom-for-refusing-to-give-up-reserved-train-seats/

 

 

I was sat at my ( reserved ) table seat on a Chester to Euston train once, and this bloke gets on talking on his phone, then just gestures at me and waves at the seat next to me, and carries on talking on his phone. I didnt move and we left it at that. Cunt.

[redinblack62]

21 hours ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

Close. The. Motherfucking.  Thread.

 

 

I believe we have a winner. 2 cunts in 1 post too.

[easytoslip]

5 minutes ago, redinblack62 said:

I was sat at my ( reserved ) table seat on a Chester to Euston train once, and this bloke gets on talking on his phone, then just gestures at me and waves at the seat next to me, and carries on talking on his phone. I didnt move and we left it at that. Cunt.

A massive cunt at that.

[Bjornebye]

40 minutes ago, redinblack62 said:

I was sat at my ( reserved ) table seat on a Chester to Euston train once, and this bloke gets on talking on his phone, then just gestures at me and waves at the seat next to me, and carries on talking on his phone. I didnt move and we left it at that. Cunt.

Wow. Thats how these 'random rampage' murders start. 

[Harry Squatter]

Anyone on holiday who is constantly face timing friends and family. You'll have fuck all to talk about when you get home and you are wasting your holiday.

[Bruce Spanner]

Mate of mine, in his 30's and capable of using the internet, still buys jazz mags, no idea why, but I think that sets him apart as a cunt.

[stringvest]

22 hours ago, Bruce Spanner said:

Mate of mine, in his 30's and capable of using the internet, still buys jazz mags, no idea why, but I think that sets him apart as a cunt.

 

Sounds like the sort of trick Moanero would pull

[Mudface]

23 hours ago, Bruce Spanner said:

Mate of mine, in his 30's and capable of using the internet, still buys jazz mags, no idea why, but I think that sets him apart as a cunt.

Must be for the in depth articles.

[lifetime fan]

On 06/03/2020 at 13:45, stringvest said:

Col?  He’s having a pop here

Hahahaha

[Champ]

Loo roll stockpilers. Maybe just ‘stockpilers’

[sir roger]

31 minutes ago, Champ said:

Loo roll stockpilers. Maybe just ‘stockpilers’

Allegedly the police were called to Costco here yesterday over a massed brawl around the paper towels.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

People who sing along to tunes in shops. Was stood next to a fella today who clearly thought the Sinatra song he was murdering should've been a duet.