Instant cunt identifiers

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

10 hours ago, Doctor Troy said:

Used to know some bad prick wind up merchant. He said he was in town once and just decided to go over to some lad in a bar in concert square and pour a pint over his head just "to see what he'd do".  Obviously the lad wasnt 6 foot 5 and would look like he'd kick the shit out of him. 

 

Also decided to walk over to some Irish fellas table and dropped his mobile in his pint. Then told him it was just a joke and he should lighten up. 

 

I really hope he's been filled in a few times since I last saw him. 

Now that’s a prick. 
 

[General Dryness]

5 hours ago, stringvest said:

Obviously got Crooner Virus

When Alvin Stardust and Bob Monkhouse died, one soul filled the gap left by two.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

People who try way too hard to fit in, talking nonsense and being a bore.

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

1 hour ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

People who try way too hard to fit in, talking nonsense and being a bore.

Hmm, names verbal diarrhea (sic), yet complains about people talking shit. Incongruous.

i remember the good old days when all you could see round here for miles, were cunts. Cunts, cunts and more cunts and they were proud of it too.

[Remmie]

What's the collective noun for a group of cunts?

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

2 minutes ago, Audrey Witherspoon said:

Hmm, names verbal diarrhea (sic), yet complains about people talking shit. Incongruous.

i remember the good old days when all you could see round here for miles, were cunts. Cunts, cunts and more cunts and they were proud of it too.

Cunts are fine, I like cunts, but not boring old ones.

[aRdja]

1 minute ago, Remmie said:

What's the collective noun for a group of cunts?

A shower of cunts.

[Remmie]

A slathering of cunts

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

15 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Cunts are fine, I like cunts, but not boring old ones.

That maybe all we have left.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

1 minute ago, Audrey Witherspoon said:

That maybe all we have left.

We might be left just with fannies, hysterical ones.

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

4 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

We might be left just with fannies, hysterical ones.

Yeah, I’m at the opinion that Fannies comes across as a bit juvenile, a little bit Rolf. Stick to the old cunts.

[Trumo]

52 minutes ago, Remmie said:

What's the collective noun for a group of cunts?

 

A plethora.

[easytoslip]

1 hour ago, Remmie said:

What's the collective noun for a group of cunts?

An absolute shaarr I tell you an absolute shaarr.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

A spunkbubble of cunts.

[Remmie]

A funbag of cunts

[Remmie]

A mammary of cunts sounds better as it's a bit like a murmuring 

[sir roger]

A snatch ?

[Remmie]

A thunder of cunts

[easytoslip]

34 minutes ago, sir roger said:

A snatch ?

Like that one.

[rubble-rouser]

A GF of cunts

[Bjornebye]

4 hours ago, Remmie said:

What's the collective noun for a group of cunts?

Code. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Im joking Code 

[manwiththestick]

5 hours ago, Remmie said:

What's the collective noun for a group of cunts?

A smear of cunts.

[Evelyn Tentions]

5 hours ago, Remmie said:

What's the collective noun for a group of cunts?

The Tory party

[AngryOfTuebrook]

On 10/03/2020 at 12:55, Champ said:

Loo roll stockpilers. Maybe just ‘stockpilers’

 

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

10 hours ago, sir roger said:

A snatch ?

Deffo.