UKIP

[Lee909]

Democracy would work better if i could vet people's votes

[Strontium]

I know a worrying amount of people who are voting ukip. One lad I know, the labour candidate knocked round and said "who are you voting for" and he said "im voting ukip" he said the guy looked a bit shocked and then said "any chance of persuading you to vote labour" he said "no there's to many bloody foreigners on this street" the labour guy just said "well as long as you don't vote tory"

 

He's a good lad and to be fair he actually is the only english person on his street, he's convinced himself it's probably the same on every stree or will bet. I've tried to convince him ukip are a joke but he's having none of it, he sees what he sees and that's enough for him. The labour guy though, Jesus Christ, principles out the window. At least my mate is slighty retarded.

 

Believe it or not, the UKIP vote is highest in those areas with relatively fewer immigrants. It's a remarkable correlation, actually. It demonstrates that UKIP trade on fear of the unknown, whereas those people with more experience of immigrants are generally okay with it.

[Dan Vito Corleone]

This time in 36 hours they'll cease to be relevant.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Believe it or not, the UKIP vote is highest in those areas with relatively fewer immigrants. It's a remarkable correlation, actually. It demonstrates that UKIP trade on fear of the unknown, whereas those people with more experience of immigrants are generally okay with it.

He lives in warrington I've no idea what warrington is like for immigrants but he lives in a private rented terrace, I think he moved in after the foreign people where there so it's not like he's witnessed some kind of takeover. he says he will vote ukip but I'm 100 percent certain he won't get off his arse and vote,

[Anubis]

 

He lives in warrington....

 

His name isn't Simon, is it?

[Bjornebye]

His name isn't Simon, is it?

No chance. Simon is starting his own party.

 

"Campaigners for free monkeys"

[cloggypop]

He lives in warrington

 

Ask him about One Punch Jarv. Anyone who lives there can tell you about him.

 

[Anubis]

No chance. Simon is starting his own party.

 

"Campaigners for free monkeys"

 

The KKK - King Kong Klan?

 

 

(*knock on door*)

 

"Good evening, sir. Can I have a few moments of your time? I'm canvassing on behalf of the KKK..."

[Skidfingers McGonical]

No chance. Simon is starting his own party.

 

"Campaigners for free monkeys"

 

It proper winds me up when people talk about Simon like this.

 

It's fucking molnkeys, not monkeys.

[Skidfingers McGonical]

https://electionleaflets.org/leaflets/12712/

 

It's a pity this fella is a UKIP candidate as I would vote for him based on his name alone.

[General Dryness]

https://electionleaflets.org/leaflets/12712/

 

It's a pity this fella is a UKIP candidate as I would vote for him based on his name alone.

And backwards his surname is Moronn. I reckon he noticed that and added the extra N himself.

[Skidfingers McGonical]

And backwards his surname is Moronn. I reckon he noticed that and added the extra N himself.

 

Ha!

 

Far too early for me to notice that.

[General Dryness]

I'm in bed dying of man flu and I still spotted it. Sharpen up lad.

[Skidfingers McGonical]

I'm in bed dying of man flu and I still spotted it. Sharpen up lad.

 

Been up since 1:30 with Skids Jr. 

 

I'll try.

[General Dryness]

Ahh, zombified by child. Been there mate, feel your pain. Consider yourself vindicated.

[Rico1304]

Brilliant letter

 

[Champ]

And Farage returns as UKIP leader after the party reject his resignation. He cant help himself, can he?

[Rico1304]

And Farage returns as UKIP leader after the party reject his resignation. He cant help himself, can he?

It's a cult of 'personality' - without him as the figurehead it would die. 

[Dr Nowt]

Toad of Toad Hall is staying on after all?

 

 

 

 

 

 

[magicrat]

The one thing that hasn't surprised me about this election is that the un-flushable turd Farage is back. His resignation was as phony as his politics. 

 

Nigel Farage is to remain as UKIP leader after the party rejected his resignation.

Mr Farage said he would stand down after failing to win a seat in last week's general election.

But the party said there was "overwhelmingly evidence" the UKIP membership did not want Mr Farage to go.

It said: "He has therefore been persuaded to withdraw his resignation and remains leader of UKIP."

[Champ]

It's a cult of 'personality' - without him as the figurehead it would die.

 

He was on some nonsense on breakfast tv this morning (it wasnt me who put it on, I hasten to add) and he's all V neck jumper and smiles and I said to Mr Champ, what did I say, Mr Champ, I said he just cant stay away, can he?

 

But, you're right, he is UKIP. It wouldn't last 5 minutes without him

[TheBitch]

Hopefully he has a more fatal helicopter crash.

[Jairzinho]

Hopefully he has a more fatal helicopter crash.

 

That is an absolutely terrible...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

waste of a helicopter.

[rubble-rouser]

Shit just gets worse

[Funkasy]

12% of the votes gets you 1 person elected ? Sounds a reasonable democracy you got going there.