The "things that make you realise you're getting older" thread

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

I caught one in the hoover nozzle yesterday morning. The smugness still hasn't worn off.

I towel whipped a wasp to buggary, first try, and am still telling people.

 

It was about 3 or 4 years ago.

[Kloppite]

I caught one in the hoover nozzle yesterday morning. The smugness still hasn't worn off.

I have in the past managed to flick a fly as it flown past done it 2 or 3 times didn't even have to stand up.

[Captain Turdseye]

I have in the past managed to flick a fly as it flown past done it 2 or 3 times didn't even have to stand up.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

I towel whipped a wasp to buggary, first try, and am still telling people.

It was about 3 or 4 years ago.

Still buzzing of it.

[littletedwest]

I had the misfortune of travelling in a motor car yesterday that had radio 1 on; I couldn't understand the DJ never mind the music.

Fucking yoof.

So my car radios reception is shit. I've been listening to smooth which has a playlist of about 15 songs some of which are ed fucking sheeran and Adele, some are pretty good.

In despair i searched on way home and got radio one. Fucking bilge.

[tokyojoe]

Be an oldie rocker and listen to Planet Rock.

[General Dryness]

I have in the past managed to flick a fly as it flown past done it 2 or 3 times didn't even have to stand up.

 

Of all the words you say, flicking flys is a white lie.

[Kloppite]

Of all the words you say, flicking flys is a white lie.

No it's not I have seriously managed to flick a fly in mid flight as it's flown past me not only once but 3 times!

 

So chew on that.

[Captain Turdseye]

[Kloppite]

Turdsy knows!

[General Dryness]

No it's not I have seriously managed to flick a fly in mid flight as it's flown past me not only once but 3 times!

 

So chew on that.

 

Uno dos tres quatro cinco cinco seis

[Total Longo]

Be an oldie rocker and listen to Planet Rock.

 

 

So my car radios reception is shit. I've been listening to smooth which has a playlist of about 15 songs some of which are ed fucking sheeran and Adele, some are pretty good.

In despair i searched on way home and got radio one. Fucking bilge.

 

I don't understand why people moan about listening to the radio in a car. Just throw a USB stick on with all your own music on, bingo, bango, sugar in the gas tank. Or, if your car isn't "modern"... play a CD 

[Chairman Meow]

I don't understand why people moan about listening to the radio in a car. Just throw a USB stick on with all your own music on, bingo, bango, sugar in the gas tank. Or, if your car isn't "modern"... play a CD 

 

You're joking aren't you? He hasn't even got FM yet. 

 

[manwiththestick]

You're joking aren't you? He hasn't even got FM yet.

 

The knob on the right was to find the channel, the one on the left made the whistling and interference louder.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Went to watch a none league team last night, had a few pints and as we're on a "healthy week" at home I decided to get a burger and chips on my way back home.

 

Saw a lad who lives over the road from my mum and was speaking to him.  He said "Your baby is getting big now, how old is she?" I told him she was 3 and he said "I feel well old I remember when she was born"

 

Fucking hell, I remember when this lad was born, remember the banners on the windows of his mums house, remember his older sister dropping him in the front yard when he was about 1 and his ma battering his sister and a host of other memories from his life.  He's 18 now.

 

HHNNNGGGHHHHH

[Rico1304]

I've had to get a new nasal trimmer as the last one gave up. Wish they did petrol ones.

[PestiRed]

I've had to get a new nasal trimmer as the last one gave up. Wish they did petrol ones.

It's those bastard thick white ones. You have to get tweezers and pull them out

[VladimirIlyich]

Just found my first grey eyebrow,fuckers!

[Captain Turdseye]

Stayed at a mates house on Saturday and spent a good ten minutes on Sunday morning cooing over his bird's new iron whilst running it over my jeans and shirt. It was boss, all flashing lights and beeping sounds. Works like a charm as well. Loads better than my iron. I badly want one.

 

Could also be a post for the transgender thread.

[sir roger]

Stayed at a mates house on Saturday and spent a good ten minutes on Sunday morning cooing over his bird's new iron whilst running it over my jeans and shirt. It was boss, all flashing lights and beeping sounds. Works like a charm as well. Loads better than my iron. I badly want one.

 

Could also be a post for the transgender thread.

 

Don't apologise CT , no shame in taking pride in your ironing, I won't let anybody else iron my stuff & I am the go-to-guy if the wife , daughter or son-in-law want anything ironed correctly.

[A Red]

I too am an expert ironer, I do it all in our house and have a fuck off power steamer iron. Because i'm worth it.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Stayed at a mates house on Saturday and spent a good ten minutes on Sunday morning cooing over his bird's new iron whilst running it over my jeans and shirt. It was boss, all flashing lights and beeping sounds. Works like a charm as well. Loads better than my iron. I badly want one.

Could also be a post for the transgender thread.

Creased me up that mate.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

I don't iron clothes, because fuck that, that's why!

 

The exceptions are a shirt for a job interview, occasionally.

[Jairzinho]

I don't iron clothes, because fuck that, that's why!

 

The exceptions are a shirt for a job interview, occasionally.

 

This is also me, bar the part about ironing a shirt for a job interview (actually had one last Thursday...didn't bother).

[Guest Pistonbroke]

I find ironing therapeutic.