The "things that make you realise you're getting older" thread

[tokyojoe]

19 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

And what did the Innkeeper reply?

Probably threw me out.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Just blew my nose and my arsehole started hurting. Think I've given myself a pile 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

When you can't stay awake for the boxing because you didn't have an afternoon nap.

[TheBitch]

[lifetime fan]

 Chatting with the boys on the weekend. 
 

Owen: You’re 45 on tour next birthday aren’t you Col? 
Me: Yeah mate. 
Aiden: I reckon you’ve already lived well over 50% of your life! 

[Section_31]

If you miss the last stair you may as well have missed them all.

[deiseach]

Married 20 years today. 

[YorkshireRed]

Just now, deiseach said:

Married 20 years today. 

Congratulations/Commiserations. 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

1 minute ago, deiseach said:

Married 20 years today. 

 

Congratulations.

 

To the same woman?

[deiseach]

4 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

Congratulations.

 

To the same woman?

 

Corporeally, yes.

[Harry's Lad]

48 minutes ago, deiseach said:

Married 20 years today. 

Congratulations to you both.

[VladimirIlyich]

4 hours ago, deiseach said:

 

Corporeally, yes.

Lucky you! My Mrs hasn't got anything like the same body.

[sir roger]

1 hour ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Lucky you! My Mrs hasn't got anything like the same body.

 

The Mrs needed an operation that meant I had to help her in the shower for a week or so and I noted that 30 years ago we could have sold the video to FHM but now it would have a voice over by David Attenborough.

[Rico1304]

I’ve just left a works do with a free bar as I’m out for the footy tomorrow and can’t do 2 nights. 
 

im also listening to Sleeper on the train home. 

[Rico1304]

Just now, Rico1304 said:

I’ve just left a works do with a free bar as I’m out for the footy tomorrow and can’t do 2 nights. 
 

im also listening to Sleeper on the train home. 

And in a rebuttal to the modern style it’s on my headphones rather than on my tinny phone speakers. 

[Section_31]

Bought a coat from a garden centre before.

[VladimirIlyich]

12 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Bought a coat from a garden centre before.

Your eyes obviously need testing as that was Next!

[RJ Fan club]

15 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Bought a coat from a garden centre before.

That’s just giving up mate. 
 

Saw you more of a leather from central station by Bits and Bytes man.

 

might get a ‘sheepy’ this year 

[VladimirIlyich]

10 hours ago, RJ Fan club said:

That’s just giving up mate. 
 

Saw you more of a leather from central station by Bits and Bytes man.

 

might get a ‘sheepy’ this year 

Always wanted a sheepskin back in the early 80s when they were back in fashion. They were way out of my price range though.

[Section_31]

[littletedwest]

Being anxious about the grass being long.

 

Got mower out yesterday and the switch mechanism had broken so had ordered a new one.

Feel like I'm having a panic attack looking at the grass 

[Section_31]

10 minutes ago, littletedwest said:

Being anxious about the grass being long.

 

Got mower out yesterday and the switch mechanism had broken so had ordered a new one.

Feel like I'm having a panic attack looking at the grass 

Haha this was me this morning, looks boss now though. I'm alan Titsmarsh over here.

[VladimirIlyich]

Looking after two Grandchildren,aged 9 months and 4 years old, through the hottest night of the year and feeling like I've been in a car crash. I feel about 80 today.

[TheHowieLama]

This dude is 18

 

[Engineman Hicks]

Took the youngest to the Chelsea game and I was advocating we leave 5 mins early to “avoid the queues”