Best possible threesome

[Remmie]

On 02/12/2020 at 01:17, 3 Stacks said:

@aRdja and his girl. 

Helps you keep the wolf from the door so to speak

[Vincent Vega]

Heidi Klum and her 18 year old daughter Leni.

 

[easytoslip]

Me obviously, Bjork, Natalie Wood  Margaret Rutherford and that Chinese girl out of the Big Boss. 

[Skidfingers McGonical]

19 minutes ago, Vincent Vega said:

Heidi Klum and her 18 year old daughter Leni.

 

This isn’t Porn Hub you know

 

(but I defo see what you mean)

[Skidfingers McGonical]

14 minutes ago, easytoslip said:

Me obviously, Bjork, Natalie Wood  Margaret Rutherford and that Chinese girl out of the Big Boss. 

Are you planning on a rotation like Ice Hockey?

[Mudface]

Just now, Skidfingers McGonical said:

This isn’t Porn Hub you know

 

(but I defo see what you mean)

Stepmother teaches teen how to fuck.

[Skidfingers McGonical]

8 minutes ago, Mudface said:

Stepmother teaches teen how to fuck.

Role play all you want, it’s still requiring mum and daughter to do unthinkable things to each other. 

[Mudface]

4 minutes ago, Skidfingers McGonical said:

Role play all you want, it’s still requiring mum and daughter to do unthinkable things to each other. 

Strange, I seem to think about those things quite frequently. 

[easytoslip]

Have i said anything untoward nominating these girls? There's others too  that I'd like, more than 3, in a writhing mass of the disgusting thoughts. 

[TheHowieLama]

1 hour ago, Skidfingers McGonical said:

Are you planning on a rotation like Ice Hockey?

Yea, he is on the second line.

[Elite]

That's the sort of incest I'd like to get fully behind.

[Section_31]

Funny, when I started this thread as a youngster I'd have been all over the idea, but now it seems like too much hard graft.

 

My ideal sexual experience involves lying on my back, woman on top, no yapping, radio on, defibrillator on standby and some lucozade for afters. The real kind, not that diet shit.

[Mook]

28 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Funny, when I started this thread as a youngster I'd have been all over the idea, but now it seems like too much hard graft.

 

My ideal sexual experience involves lying on my back, woman on top, no yapping, radio on, defibrillator on standby and some lucozade for afters. The real kind, not that diet shit.

Funny you should say that, I saw easytoslip listing all those birds & thought I'm not sure if I can even be bothered with a twosome these days.

[Bjornebye]

That would be a challenging "be quiet my daughers asleep in the other room" 

 

"I know, now go to sleep" 

[RJ Fan club]

8 hours ago, Section_31 said:

Funny, when I started this thread as a youngster I'd have been all over the idea, but now it seems like too much hard graft.

 

My ideal sexual experience involves lying on my back, woman on top, no yapping, radio on, defibrillator on standby and some lucozade for afters. The real kind, not that diet shit.

Ideal threesome of me, my couch and a takeaway 

[Section_31]

1 hour ago, RJ Fan club said:

Ideal threesome of me, my couch and a takeaway 

"Would you like me to seduce you?"

 

"No, not really."

[sir roger]

1 hour ago, Section_31 said:

"Would you like me to seduce you?"

 

"No, not really."

'I don't want my chips getting cold'

[Section_31]

I've wanked all my wanks. I'm done.

 

I remember seeing my first centrefold. I found it under my uncle's bed. As I looked at her 80s hairy box I felt like a newborn sparrow that spots a worm. I didn't know what it was - in fact I even thought it looked a little strange - but I just instinctively knew I wanted to eat it.

 

Now I need my jizz to power my knees and lower limbs. Not one fluid ounce of testosterone can be spared. 

 

I lie on the couch in the afternoon  drinking apple juice and listening to Edith Piaf, quietly yearning for the days when I gave a fuck.

[stringvest]

1 minute ago, Section_31 said:

I've wanked all my wanks. I'm done.

 

I remember seeing my first centrefold. I found it under my uncle's bed. As I looked at her 80s hairy box I felt like a newborn sparrow that spots a worm. I didn't know what it was - in fact I even thought it looked a little strange - but I just instinctively knew I wanted to eat it.

 

Now I need my jizz to power my knees and lower limbs. Not one fluid ounce of testosterone can be spared. 

 

I lie on the couch in the afternoon  drinking apple juice and listening to Edith Piaf, quietly yearning for the days when I gave a fuck.

If it's any consolation, I think you're a highly interesting and amusing young cove.  

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

10 hours ago, Section_31 said:

Funny, when I started this thread as a youngster I'd have been all over the idea, but now it seems like too much hard graft.

 

My ideal sexual experience involves lying on my back, woman on top, no yapping, radio on, defibrillator on standby and some lucozade for afters. The real kind, not that diet shit.

The advantage of a threesome is that, from time to time, you can take a breather and let them get on with it, while you relax with a brew and a sudoku.

[stringvest]

1 minute ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

The advantage of a threesome is that, from time to time, you can take a breather and let them get on with it, while you relax with a brew and a sudoku.

I have a friend who had a bisexual wife.  She would often invite ladies back from the pub to join her and my mate, and he would often fall asleep during the proceedings.  HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?  I used to enquire of him, but he is a bit of a lush.

[Section_31]

In fairness it's not just an age thing. When I was about 22 I'd pulled an 18 year old I worked in the pub with, we were in bed after we'd all been on a work night out and I said 'look you'll have to jump on because I can't be arsed'. And she replied 'this is weird' and went to sleep. I'm an anti-matter version of Rocco Siffredi.  

 

 

[Skidfingers McGonical]

12 hours ago, Section_31 said:

 

My ideal sexual experience involves lying on my back, woman on top, no yapping, radio on, defibrillator on standby and some lucozade for afters. The real kind, not that diet shit.

 

3 hours ago, RJ Fan club said:

Ideal threesome of me, my couch and a takeaway 

Remember kids, not all heroes wear capes. 

[Bjornebye]

I can still whallop like a stallion. Just not with the light on or on a weekday 

[Lario]

1 hour ago, stringvest said:

I have a friend who had a bisexual wife.  She would often invite ladies back from the pub to join her and my mate, and he would often fall asleep during the proceedings.  HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?  I used to enquire of him, but he is a bit of a lush.

Is she no longer his wife, or is she no longer bisexual?