Other Football 2023/24

[No2]

5 minutes ago, Smell The Glove said:

I just said they've got a good side. My point is just not as good as people think because they've battered Burnley or Newcastle.

 

I'd be surprised if they didn't twat Porto. But not as surprised as when they twatted Burnley.

Fuck off you boring cunt.

[Smell The Glove]

9 minutes ago, No2 said:

Fuck off you boring cunt.

Or?

[Mook]

17 minutes ago, Smell The Glove said:

I just said they've got a good side. My point is just not as good as people think because they've battered Burnley or Newcastle.

 

I'd be surprised if they didn't twat Porto. But not as surprised as I'd have been if they didn't twat Burnley.

 

I don't think anyone thinks they are good because they beat Burnley.

 

It's more because they beat City & us & currently are a couple of points off the top spot.

[Smell The Glove]

2 minutes ago, Mook said:

 

I don't think anyone thinks they are good because they beat Burnley.

 

It's more because they beat City & us & currently are a couple of points off the top spot.

I'm agreeing with you but we are going round in circles and I don't want to upset No.2 any further. He sounds tough.

[Colonel Bumcunt]

 

 

[No2]

1 hour ago, Smell The Glove said:

I'm agreeing with you but we are going round in circles and I don't want to upset No.2 any further. He sounds tough.

I'm not tough. I was sitting on the bog trying to catch up on yesterday's football and found you quite boring. That's all.

[Smell The Glove]

15 minutes ago, No2 said:

I'm not tough. I was sitting on the bog trying to catch up on yesterday's football and found you quite boring. That's all.

You don't fool me. Only rock hard fellas tell people to fuck off on the Internet.

[Lee909]

UEFA fucked up with getting rid of away goals. Teams have gone back to the 70/80s idea of looking for a 0-0 away and winning the tie at home. 

[joe_fishfish]

2 minutes ago, Lee909 said:

UEFA fucked up with getting rid of away goals. Teams have gone back to the 70/80s idea of looking for a 0-0 away and winning the tie at home. 

Who could possibly have seen that happening, other than basically half the entire football watching population?

[Anubis]

Just watched MotD Utd v Fulham. The commentary towards the end.

 

”Any Fulham manager would be delighted to come away from Old Trafford with a point.”

 

”They shouldn’t bother to take the lead. It always unravels for them.”

 

Just fuck off.

[Reckoner]

29 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Just watched MotD Utd v Fulham. The commentary towards the end.

 

”Any Fulham manager would be delighted to come away from Old Trafford with a point.”

 

”They shouldn’t bother to take the lead. It always unravels for them.”

 

Just fuck off.

Worst come back since Guns and Roses.

[Bobby Hundreds]

31 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Just watched MotD Utd v Fulham. The commentary towards the end.

 

”Any Fulham manager would be delighted to come away from Old Trafford with a point.”

 

”They shouldn’t bother to take the lead. It always unravels for them.”

 

Just fuck off.

What does that even mean don't bother to take the lead.

[Reckoner]

Hahaha - from Paddy Power

 

[Rushies tash]

Seems like there was a problem with the turnstiles at the Newcastle end this evening. Bit different from an issue with ticketing amongst the Liverpool fans. Still fuming about that. Cunts.

[Lee909]

The inevitable early City goal

Incoming 90 mins of City controlling the ball playing at a slow pace. 

[Creator Supreme]

4 minutes ago, Lee909 said:

The inevitable early City goal

Incoming 90 mins of City controlling the ball playing at a slow pace. 

Vigo's scored again, the massive headed whopper!

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Shocking dive, even by that cunt Gordon's standards.

[Rushies tash]

Just now, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Shocking dive, even by that cunt's standards.

 

Murphy, like all other commentators, shit out of calling it a dive though. Can't have that narrative can we?

[Section_31]

City fans having the time of their lives here singing about the mancs, amazing banter.

[Creator Supreme]

The scourge of Carpathia has got his hat trick.

[Creator Supreme]

And Luton have got 1 back.

[niallers]

1 minute ago, Creator Supreme said:

The scourge of Carpathia has got his hat trick.

And de bruyne with the 3 assists. How does the fraud do it

[Creator Supreme]

Just now, niallers said:

And de bruyne with the 3 assists. How does the fraud do it

I can't quite bring myself to hate ginger nut as much as the rest as he is a superb player, and seems slightly less cuntish.

 

No doubt he'll prove me wrong in the next few months.

[Bruce Spanner]

I turned it over ages ago and put The Great British Menu on.

 

Not seen it in years, who is the blond bert with the shit trabs?

[Creator Supreme]

2 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

I turned it over ages ago and put The Great British Menu on.

 

Not seen it in years, who is the blond bert with the shit trabs?

If you fancy a change, there's the Blackburn Newcastle game on BBC1 or the Bournemouth Leicester game on BBC iplayer. Sadly both are goalless.