Hollywood movie clichés

[Lurtz]

Saw something similar on fb so shamelessly nicked a couple to start:

 

 

Someone is knocked on the head and immediately becomes unconscious.

 

Every platoon of US soldiers has a Kowalski.

 

It's compulsory for doctors to say "don't you die on me" to everyone they treat.

 

If a door is locked with an electronic lock, shooting it will unlock the door. Handily if the same door happens to be unlocked, shooting the electronic lock will then lock the door.

 

Falling down a flight of stairs has two possible outcome: you either suffer no injuries whatsoever or you die.

 

 

 

 

[Bjornebye]

Never-ending ammo 

[TD_LFC]

Adam Sandler/Kevin James dating history.

[Pete]

11 minutes ago, TD_LFC said:

Adam Sandler/Kevin James dating history.

Hahahahaha.

That made me spit my tea out! 

[VladimirIlyich]

I'm going to guess the Kowalski one has some truth to it. It was known that immigration officers in the USA used to put down any names that were easy enough to spell,say and read with the mass migration to the states from Europe and Kowalski fell into this category? Other names too of course.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

A natural disaster is a great way to forget you hate your current or ex wife.

[littletedwest]

You can recover from being shot in the shoulder very quickly 

[Bobby Hundreds]

People who fall off the edge of cliffs or buildings can cling on  just out of site. Also the person who pulls them up can lift a human body back up with just one arm often while lying down flat themselves.

[Tarwater]

«We ain’t in Kansas anymore.»

[Lurtz]

"LET'S GET OUTTA HERE" 

[johnsusername]

Being shot multiple times and surviving. 

[Rushies tash]

Any character coughing has a serious illness.

[Mudface]

Disasters and alien invasions only happen to and can only be resolved by Americans.

[manwiththestick]

When a cupboard door is closed, there's someone stood behind it.

 

Nobody shares the same first name.

 

If you're late for work/school in the morning you must leave the house with a slice on toast in your mouth.

 

If you buy a beer in a pub, you must take a sip, have your discussion and then leave.

 

 

[Guest]

Nobody is too busy to answer the phone.

 

There is always a parking space available really close to where they need to be.

 

Saving a beautiful woman from a fate worse than death gets you laid.

[Bjornebye]

If the baddies capture you you can be safe in the knowledge that they will give you every attempt to escape/be rescued. 

[Remmie]

People answer the phone or door within 3 seconds

 

Creepy behaviour from the lead is actually taken as charming as he's a Johnny sixpack

 

A gang taking on a single opponent will politely queue to get battered

[Babb'sBurstNad]

If there's a funeral someone will be watching moodily from a distance. 

[Edward.]

Mexico is always yellow.

Bad guys or gals always smoke, even in Eastenders.

 

[Bjornebye]

Police will always turn up to a suspect with the light and sirens blaring giving the perp the chance to escape/take hostage etc 

[Guest]

The media is designed for ADHD. Instead of building lives for each other and themselves, people are more interested in a nonce in underwear and a shit video game controlled submarine.

 

Fuck.

[Trumo]

No matter how many others are in the pub/bar, and no matter that the music is ear-splittingly loud, you will somehow always be the next person served and the bar staff will easily be able to hear you.

 

The piano player in a pub/bar will always stop when shit is about to go down, even though they are paying full attention to their music.

 

Kids will be prepared their breakfast by their busy parents in the morning, and then be told to fuck off to school before they've even taken a bite.

 

When you need to make a hasty retreat in a vehicle, the door will always be unlocked, the keys will always be behind the visor, and the engine will need 3 goes at the ignition, possibly followed by some hotwiring. Which you will know how to do.

 

If you're a high school nerd, you will walk around with a pile of books, which the school bully will definitely knock out of your hand at some point.

 

If you are playing a Vietnam draftee, you will always have a Mary Sue at home.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[ZonkoVille77]

Some cunt in the family always has a secret sauce, or amazing recipe they can't share.

 

 

[ZonkoVille77]

The bad army general cunt has to have a facial scar of some sort to make him look hard.

[Guest]

The keys just won't go in. Then they fall out of the hands into a hole.