Someone’s Having a Real Laugh - How Long Until They ‘Bin Bag’ Ten Hag?

[Josef Svejk]

18 minutes ago, littletedwest said:

That poetry in Giggs trial is so bad  I'd have plead guilty and done a stretch behind the wickets even if I wasn't rather than that come out in public 

 

[littletedwest]

If I was on the jury and unbiased I'd think definitely a weirdo

[JustTosh]

2 hours ago, clangers said:

Casemiro is quality but £60+ million for a 30 year old who at his best sits in front of the back four doesn't appear to make much sense when they've been all about pressing under the new manager. They've no idea how to fit these players into a system. It's just buy the biggest name players they can.

 

And nobody asks the question why Casemiro wants to go there. To win titles? To play in the CL against the top level? To work hard to become a better player?

 

Or maybe maybe, it couldnt be could it, he goes there to cash a few big paycheques before he retires? Nah, can't be that.

 

Good to see their supporters happy again though. Not as happy as when salvatore Ronaldo came last year, but still..

[an tha]

Their fans go on about the owners not investing blah blah blah....but here they are again with a 120m net spend this summer.

[Colonel Bumcunt]

United with a spine of Varane, Casemiro and Ronaldo is potentially a skip button to their improvement.

 

[Fugitive]

3 hours ago, TheHowieLama said:

60 mils plus 10 mils in add ons. That plus a wage higher than anybody in the side except Ronaldo.

Hahahahaha, what could go wrong

[cloggypop]

Antony is good like but 80 million euros turned down already. Kinnell. 

 

Ajax must be looking at what Gordon is being priced at.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

6 hours ago, halewood pete said:

One for the Shitness thread: generic banter, where the interchangeable nature of the target is highlighted by the different font.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

2 hours ago, Colonel Bumcunt said:

United with a spine of Varane, Casemiro and Ronaldo is potentially a skip button to their improvement.

 

Or a pause button.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

3 hours ago, littletedwest said:

If I was on the jury and unbiased I'd think definitely a weirdo

He's a fucking Vogon.

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Balague is unconvinced by Casemiro.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/62603699 

[Anubis]

8 hours ago, Captain Howdy said:

The money Utd spend is unbelievable. Imagine if their fan base had to contend with FSG. Their heads would collectively explode 

Yes. They’d have to write “BUY SOMEBODY, YOU FUCKING TWAT SHITHEAD BASTARD BAD-AIDS CUNTS!” instead of the far more affable and reasonable “BUY SOMEBODY, YOU CUNTS.”

[suzy]

4 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

He's a fucking Vogon.

 

The quote I read had it spelt as ‘coo’ Not coup! Not great at spelling either!

[Pidge]

Bit torn over this Casemiro one, on one hand I think his biggest strength is being a shithouse, but on the other that has helped Real beat us a few times. He's been one of the main reasons we've struggled to find a rhythm in those games, not because he's a great DM, but because he knows how to break things up through snide moments and playacting.

 

He probably will take some pressure off their defence, which is what they need, but might be a lesser player if the refs decide they don't like him. 

 

It's like if they'd signed Pepe from Real. Good player, but being a good player isn't the only reason he's been so successful... not sure it'll fly over here.

[Barrington Womble]

7 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Balague is unconvinced by Casemiro.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/62603699 

He's making it sound like they're signing matic. 

[Carra_is_legend]

9 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

He's a fucking Vogon.

 

She actually stayed with him after this poem? Jesus.

 

Money, eh

[Reckoner]

9 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

He's a fucking Vogon.

 

 

[littletedwest]

[Colonel Bumcunt]

Got it be honest, I find the Giggs trial coverage to be totally OTT and I really don't see the relevance of the poems, or Ferguson reminiscing about how he signed him and what he was like as a kid. 

Someone's intensely personal ramblings shouldn't be opened up to ridicule on news sites.  Fucking grim society this. 

[johnsusername]

16 hours ago, Leyton388 said:

United doing what they did in the 80's signing players for big money but not creating a team. Long may it continue. 

 

 

They've returned to their normal. The Ferguson years were a freak occurrence, won't happen again. 

[Elite]

15 minutes ago, Colonel Bumcunt said:

Got it be honest, I find the Giggs trial coverage to be totally OTT and I really don't see the relevance of the poems, or Ferguson reminiscing about how he signed him and what he was like as a kid. 

Someone's intensely personal ramblings shouldn't be opened up to ridicule on news sites.  Fucking grim society this. 

Celebrity trials like the OJ Simpson one I can get behind as it would make compelling viewing but these Amber Heard/Depp/Vardy/Rooney type shit is nauseating.

 

For the record though. Giggs is a cunt.

[Tj hooker]

United fans react to Chelsea's interest in Slabhead Maquire 

 

[Josef Svejk]

2 hours ago, Colonel Bumcunt said:

Got it be honest, I find the Giggs trial coverage to be totally OTT and I really don't see the relevance of the poems, or Ferguson reminiscing about how he signed him and what he was like as a kid. 

Someone's intensely personal ramblings shouldn't be opened up to ridicule on news sites.  Fucking grim society this. 

The poetry and Ferguson are part of his defence. Just to reiterate. 

[Carra_is_legend]

2 hours ago, Josef Svejk said:

The poetry and Ferguson are part of his defence. Just to reiterate. 

One cunt supporting another. 

[dockers_strike]

2 hours ago, Josef Svejk said:

The poetry and Ferguson are part of his defence. Just to reiterate. 

Fancy letting yourself be a character witness for someone you know shagged his brother's wife, not a one off but repeatedly over a number of years despite being married. Ferguson will also have known about Giggs' other philandary seeing as he knew everything about every one of his players.

 

Any decent person would have refused and said fuck off, you're on your own. But we are talking ferguson here as well.