Someone’s Having a Real Laugh - How Long Until They ‘Bin Bag’ Ten Hag?

[manwiththestick]

He been dropped from the squad for the Chelsea game. 

 

400k a week pantomime.

[Lario]

Refused to come on as sub.

Then walked out of the stadium before the game finshed.

 

You stay classy Cristiano!

[magicrat]

1 hour ago, Lario said:

Refused to come on as sub.

Then walked out of the stadium before the game finshed.

 

You stay classy Cristiano!

No-one's bigger than the club unless of course you're a narcissistic , over entitled  twat that cant be arsed kicking a ball about for 10 minutes in return for obscene amounts of dosh whilst half the country can't afford to turn the heating on.

[TheHowieLama]

This is the fella who has been lauded for his "professionalism" his entire career.

[Scott_M]

Hopefully nobody wants him in January so this circus continues until June.

 

I was looking at Portugal’s anticipated World Cup squad / 11 the other night. Like the mancs, their biggest weakness is Ronaldo. 

[Joey8FrogsLegs]

Predict he’ll go back to Sporting Lisbon very soon. None of the clubs in Europe that can afford him will go anywhere near him now I think. And Saudi clubs or whatever that have the money but arent relevant from a footballing perspective wont be a solution that will feed his ego.

 

Going back to Sporting as his ‘boyhood club’ or whatever may be the only move he can make without losing face. 

[Bob]

15 hours ago, Scott_M said:

Hopefully nobody wants him in January so this circus continues until June.

 

I was looking at Portugal’s anticipated World Cup squad / 11 the other night. Like the mancs, their biggest weakness is Ronaldo. 

I don’t understand why they wouldn’t just cancel his contract. He’s a pain in the arse and he’s more trouble than good, the manager doesn’t want him and you can’t rely on him when you need him. Just pull the plug.

[El Rojo]

On 20/10/2022 at 21:09, manwiththestick said:

He been dropped from the squad for the Chelsea game. 

 

400k a week pantomime.

The disappointing thing is his absence improves them. Ten Hag has played this one well, I’m sure he can’t wait to be rid of him. 

[Captain Turdseye]

[Captain Turdseye]

[manwiththestick]

Little fucking cry arse, I hope he's stuck there with nobody prepared to take on his salary and circus.

[Aventus]

2 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

 

Pissing myself at the epic shithousery of Ten Hag starting Ronaldo in every Europa League game.

[Lee909]

He and the agent played them like a fucking fiddle. Pretending City wanted him to force a move to keep the mob quiet

 

Interview should have started like

 

[Bjornebye]

Piers Morgan will be ripping the head off it the sleazy cunt. Ronaldo ruining his legacy at Utd the little rat. Love it 

 

 

 

 

[Megadrive Man]

18 minutes ago, Aventus said:

 

Pissing myself at the epic shithousery of Ten Hag starting Ronaldo in every Europa League game.

Bringing him on in the 89th minute too!

[Reckoner]

I’m going to sound naive maybe, but why the hell has Ronaldo done this?

[TheHowieLama]

No one came in for him last summer. No doubt United would have done a deal then but there was not one to be had.

 

[Bjornebye]

23 minutes ago, Reckoner said:

I’m going to sound naive maybe, but why the hell has Ronaldo done this?

 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

40 minutes ago, Reckoner said:

I’m going to sound naive maybe, but why the hell has Ronaldo done this?

 

He's trying to force a move. Word is he wanted out as soon as they failed to qualify for the CL. He won't beat Messi on Ballon d'Ors, but he's out front on CL goals and he wants that record to stand. If he doesn't play in the competition again, Messi will probably overtake him before they both retire.

[Megadrive Man]

It's a bizzare move!

His form on the field and his tantrums off it won't help him get a move?

 

Even if United rip up his contract now I can't see him getting any good offers.

 

If Ronaldo had done this in the summer he probably would have had most of the fans onside, but he's completely lost them now!

 

He's done well to make himself look like a bigger cunt than Piers Morgan!

[Bjornebye]

11 minutes ago, MegadriveMan said:

 

 

He's done well to make himself look like a bigger cunt than Piers Morgan!

 

Hmm.... I reckon he could have beheaded a baby penguin in that interview and still couldn't be a bigger cunt than Morgan. He's still a huge cunt though. 

[Evelyn Tentions]

They also want to bin bag Maguire in the summer. The only club stupid enough to buy him and pay his ridiculous wage would be whoever Southgate manages after he gets the arse from the England job. Any club demented enough to hire Southgate (I select players in form, playing regularly for their clubs), they be silly enough to buy Maguire. Southgate will be available from 30 th November.

[Pete]

When he returned at the start of last season what were his expectations?  A team that hadn't seriously challenged for the title for 11 years.  4 managers since Fergie retired.  No CL for a good few years.  Hammered by Liverpool and City dropping points against 'shit' teams and managed by the YTS lad who won a competition to be manager for a game and somehow lasted two (?) years? 

Seriously what attracted him to return??? (Rhetorical que$tion). 

[Megadrive Man]

5 hours ago, Evelyn Tentions said:

They also want to bin bag Maguire in the summer. The only club stupid enough to buy him and pay his ridiculous wage would be whoever Southgate manages after he gets the arse from the England job. 

 

Maguire has got 40 million to Everton written all over him!

[JagSquared]

1 hour ago, Pete said:

When he returned at the start of last season what were his expectations?  A team that hadn't seriously challenged for the title for 11 years.  4 managers since Fergie retired.  No CL for a good few years.  Hammered by Liverpool and City dropping points against 'shit' teams and managed by the YTS lad who won a competition to be manager for a game and somehow lasted two (?) years? 

Seriously what attracted him to return??? (Rhetorical que$tion). 

 

aside from the money I think he genuinely thought he could re-ignite the club by his sheer presence. He thinks he’s that good.

 

I actually reckon this whole episode is a shame as they may cancel his contract for January and his negative impact on the dressing room might be gone. Ideally we need him to carry on undermining the manager.