How often do you change your bedding?

[tokyojoe]

I have no idea, my missus changes the bedding.

Is the correct answer.

[magicrat]

I have no idea, my missus changes the bedding.

 

Yep , bedding getting changed and the washing machine are closed worlds to me ,  

[moof]

2/3 times a week. And I don’t mind a bath as long as there’s someone in there with me to wash my back

[Anny Road]

I absolutely fucking hate doing it. Sheets and duvet covers are a pain in the arse. When I lived on my own I’d rather have 3 or 4 showers a day and sleep in a midden than do it. Only when it was unbearable could I be arsed. Probably would be the same now if it was just me in it.

[Anubis]

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[Section_31]

No idea the wife does it. Honestly. I don't even know where it's kept.

[ZonkoVille77]

Only when it starts talking back to me.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Ooh, Mondays and Thursdays without fail, in between my vaginal douches and watching Loose Women.

[Lee909]

I absolutely fucking hate doing it. Sheets and duvet covers are a pain in the arse. When I lived on my own I’d rather have 3 or 4 showers a day and sleep in a midden than do it. Only when it was unbearable could I be arsed. Probably would be the same now if it was just me in it.

Whats hard about changing a duvet cover?

 

Turn it inside out,stick your hands inside itbto the top corners and pull the fuvet through

[Bjornebye]

If any grown man has the answer to this, then they need to rip off those Disney knickers of theirs and at the very least attempt to walk in a pub full of strangers. order a pint at the bar and then put Erasure on, on the juke box.

 

In their Lederhosen.

The only time I've ever felt cool in my life was an ex girlfriend was getting messages off her ex. He was a bit of a 'geezer' apparently but I'd never seen him out anywhere decent in Portsmouth. Had a little possie of lads some of who I knew as just dickheads who used to hang round with him. Anyway I had enough one night and they used to drink in a pub about a 2 minute walk from our house. Walked in on my own and they were all sat round the pool table. Ordered a Guinness and a large Jameson. Drank my pint without a word said to me. Turned looked at the lot of them especially him in the eye who hadn't said a word since I walked in. Knecked my whisky. Slammed it down and walked out the pub. Had to jog home to get the bog to catch the shit running down my arse but he stopped messaging her.

 

Oh I lashed some good music on and knocked a few of them out before I left. But that's another story. Either way neither of them are full of shit.

[cloggypop]

The only time I've ever felt cool in my life was an ex girlfriend was getting messages off her ex. He was a bit of a 'geezer' apparently but I'd never seen him out anywhere decent in Portsmouth. Had a little possie of lads some of who I knew as just dickheads who used to hang round with him. Anyway I had enough one night and they used to drink in a pub about a 2 minute walk from our house. Walked in on my own and they were all sat round the pool table. Ordered a Guinness and a large Jameson. Drank my pint without a word said to me. Turned looked at the lot of them especially him in the eye who hadn't said a word since I walked in. Knecked my whisky. Slammed it down and walked out the pub. Had to jog home to get the bog to catch the shit running down my arse but he stopped messaging her.

 

Oh I lashed some good music on and knocked a few of them out before I left. But that's another story. Either way neither of them are full of shit.

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[Bjornebye]

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I wish I was as hard as him. I'm more Bungle from Rainbow.

[Bjornebye]

Just realised how my true story is a bit like begbies lie in trainspotting. Reading it back. Very proud of that moment. Don't let him take it from me.

[cloggypop]

I wish I was as hard as him. I'm more Bungle from Rainbow.

Dead sad what happened to him

 

[Bjornebye]

I'm on me arse mate. At least I have my dignity. And my ex is back with her ex.

 

 

 

 

She isn't she is with a bigger twat but. I don't care. Sue was always a slag.

[3 Stacks]

Whenever it becomes a bit too crusty from all the vaginal fluids (from my frequent sexual partners. Get it?). 

[Bjornebye]

Whenever it becomes a bit too crusty from all the vaginal fluids (from my frequent sexual partners. Get it?).

Hades is a female?

 

Dave stop the forum now. We all need a time out.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Whenever LadyD does it

[Oh Buoy]

Bedding is changed once a week, but in the heat of summer it will be twice a week.

 

This - there's nothing better than fresh bedding. 

[aRdja]

Every fortnight.

[The Golden Eel]

Dave stop the forum now. We all need a time out.

 

Don't worry, it'll be stopped before long.

[General Dryness]

This - there's nothing better than fresh bedding.

100% this. I can almost forgive your breakfast cuntery.

 

Fresh sheet day is fucking ace. I even have a shower before getting in, despite having had one that morning. It's just like a massive overdose of freshness. Does the spirit good.

[Fowlers God]

Once a week.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

When I'm single not expecting company, I don't really keep track. I guess once a week at most. But I often shower at night so I don't go to bed stinking.

 

If in seeing someone, or meeting someone, I'll change it before they come over so they don't think(know) that I'm a scruff.

[Oh Buoy]

100% this. I can almost forgive your breakfast cuntery.

 

Fresh sheet day is fucking ace. I even have a shower before getting in, despite having had one that morning. It's just like a massive overdose of freshness. Does the spirit good.

I do that.

 

Getting in bollock naked is brilliant.