How often do you change your bedding?

[Stouffer]

Every 5 days I reckon is acceptable.

 

C'mon GF; repulsive thy selves.

 

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[The Golden Eel]

Twice a day on average

[Numero Veinticinco]

You’re supposed to change it?

[Captain Turdseye]

Weekly at my insistence. Mrs Turdseye is a tramp and wouldn’t do it otherwise.

[cloggypop]

I shake the rubble out at least once a month.

[Numero Veinticinco]

The rats get pissy if I do it too often.

[lifetime fan]

At least weekly.

 

I’d have clean bedding every day if I had the time or money to pay someone to do it.

[mattyq]

What is this bedding that you speak of?

[Numero Veinticinco]

I’m a bit fussy about it, shocker, so it depends. In the summer on hot nights, I’ll change it when making the bed in the morning. So daily. But the other 10 months of the year it’s Saturday and Wednesday.

[Tony Moanero]

In the 00s, I threw our bed away and replaced it with a boss corner settee, as I prefer sleeping upright. Freed up space for a massive television.

[Jairzinho]

It really does rather depend on the fluids.

[Elite]

When it starts smelling like a cum-sock.

[Bjornebye]

Every other day. I'm fussy about it as well. Fucking scruffs if you go over 2 days. I bet you all bathe in beans.

[lifetime fan]

Every other day. I'm fussy about it as well. Fucking scruffs if you go over 2 days. I bet you all bathe in beans.

 

Who the fuck gets ‘clean’ sat in a bath of their own filth.

 

If you want to get clean you shower.

[Numero Veinticinco]

Every other day. I'm fussy about it as well. Fucking scruffs if you go over 2 days. I bet you all bathe in beans.

That’s why I change mine so often. Bean juice fucking everywhere.

[Numero Veinticinco]

Who the fuck gets ‘clean’ sat in a bath of their own filth.

 

If you want to get clean you shower.

If it’s either or, then I’m with you. However, sometimes a good soak is good. It gets rid of dead skin on the feet, arsehole all sparkly, balls a nice good... anyway.

 

I follow it with a shower and a hair wash. Because yeah, you’ll be covered in your own... everything.

[Hades]

In the 00s, I threw our bed away and replaced it with a boss corner settee, as I prefer sleeping upright. Freed up space for a massive television.

 

Repped for boss eccentricity.

[Lee909]

If you are getting a bath to sit in surely you have a quick shower first

[lifetime fan]

If it’s either or, then I’m with you. However, sometimes a good soak is good. It gets rid of dead skin on the feet, arsehole all sparkly, balls a nice good... anyway.

 

I follow it with a shower and a hair wash. Because yeah, you’ll be covered in your own... everything.

 

About once every 6 months I’ll have a bath, then pull the plug stand up and have a shower.

[Trumo]

In the 00s, I threw our bed away and replaced it with a boss corner settee, as I prefer sleeping upright. Freed up space for a massive television.

 

Sleeping upright is a necessity in Paulie's room.

[Trumo]

Bedding is changed once a week, but in the heat of summer it will be twice a week.

[Chip Butty]

If any grown man has the answer to this, then they need to rip off those Disney knickers of theirs and at the very least attempt to walk in a pub full of strangers. order a pint at the bar and then put Erasure on, on the juke box.

 

In their Lederhosen. 

[Anny Road]

When I’m told to.

[Mook]

I have no idea, my missus changes the bedding.

[Guest]

Every Christmas.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That falls on a Leap Year.