Xherdan Shaqiri

[Dr Nowt]

Imagine the size of his balls.

[Dr Nowt]

IMAGINE, getting into a fight with the fucker.

[Numero Veinticinco]

Xherbil Fekiri

[Mark M]

He’s going to be brilliant for us this season. Either starting or coming on as a sub.

[Numero Veinticinco]

He’s going to be brilliant for us this season. Either starting or coming on as a sub.

Or even starting as a sub.

[Trumo]

Xherbil Fekiri

 

[Numero Veinticinco]

[TheHowieLama]

[Greycellgreen]

IMAGINE, getting into a fight with the fucker.

He’d keep head butting you in the bollocks.

[Anubis]

IMAGINE, getting into a fight with the fucker.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Reckon my blooshite bet offer this year might be £1 a goal between him and Bernard

[Gym Beglin]

Mane, Salah, Firmino, Shaqiri, Sturridge cost £138.5m.

Average age: 26.4

Career goals: 504

 

Aguero, Sane, Mahrez, Sterling, Jesus cost £228.8m

Average age: 24.6

Career goals: 563

[El Rojo]

Mane, Salah, Firmino, Shaqiri, Sturridge cost £138.5m.

Average age: 26.4

Career goals: 504

 

Aguero, Sane, Mahrez, Sterling, Jesus cost £228.8m

Average age: 24.6

Career goals: 563

 

OptaJoe over here. 

[No2]

Mane, Salah, Firmino, Shaqiri, Sturridge cost £138.5m.

Average age: 26.4

Career goals: 504

 

Aguero, Sane, Mahrez, Sterling, Jesus cost £228.8m

Average age: 24.6

Career goals: 563

I don't know about the ages or costs but the goals scored stats are completely made up.

[SlugTrail]

Mane, Salah, Firmino, Shaqiri, Sturridge cost £138.5m.

Average age: 26.4

Career goals: 504

 

Aguero, Sane, Mahrez, Sterling, Jesus cost £228.8m

Average age: 24.6

Career goals: 563

does that include their goals from youth football?

[an tha]

Including International goals

 

Aguero - 364

 

Sane - 36

 

Sterling - 69

 

Mahrez - 91

 

Jesus - 62

 

622 total....take off international goals (59) and you get 563.

 

So City one is spot on.

 

 

Numbers taken from wikipedia.

[an tha]

Liverpool...

 

Sturridge - 101

 

Salah - 121

 

Mane - 105

 

Shaqiri - 66

 

Firmino - 111

 

Total 504...

 

Shows how much of his career Sturridge has wasted when the other 3 lads all younger than him and not out and out strikers have outscored him.

 

Numbers taken from wikipedia

[TheHowieLama]

It seems the glove does fit -- so you must acquit.

 

 

 

Well, something like that.

[aws]

So basically Aguero has score more goals than an injury wrecked Sturridge. Would never have guessed.

[El Rojo]

That's an insane total from Aguero. Great consistency too.

[setreal]

Mane, Salah, Firmino, Shaqiri, Sturridge cost £138.5m.

Average age: 26.4

Career goals: 504

 

Aguero, Sane, Mahrez, Sterling, Jesus cost £228.8m

Average age: 24.6

Career goals: 563

 

[Captain]

So basically Aguero has score more goals than an injury wrecked Sturridge. Would never have guessed.

 

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[TheHowieLama]

I like the little wing nut.

[Elite]

I think he was trying too hard to impress when he came in today but he'll be a great signing for what we paid

[AngryOfTuebrook]

I like the idea of having someone on the bench who can change things in a significant way.

 

Is it really asking too much for him and Studge to do this 30 times a season?