Naby Keita

[cloggypop]

The water carrier 

[VladimirIlyich]

Look,I'm Bac trianing.

[Heinze]

On 16/12/2022 at 09:27, Trumo said:

The day before:

Jurgen Klopp - "Naby will bring us some more fresh legs in midfield."

Today:

 

Jurgen Klopp - (under his breath) "Verdammt noch mal!"

Out for 6 weeks with a stubbed toe.

[VladimirIlyich]

5 hours ago, Heinze said:

Out for 6 weeks with a stubbed toe.

Camel toe?

[Rushies tash]

Best thing he's done for the club:

 

Got to love Sam Quek.

 

[Bobby Hundreds]

Hes a one two merchant and doesn't even do that well. I'd take Aquilani over him.

[Kevin D]

4 hours ago, Rushies tash said:

Best thing he's done for the club:

 

Got to love Sam Quek.

 

Wool.

[manwiththestick]

Invisible cameo tonight.

 

He's dung.

[J-V]

I liked the bit where he just fell over.  Well worth the £55mill.

[Scott_M]

He was fine when he came on. 
 

Not saying it was all down to him but he helped stem the flow of their attacks and the ones they did have were a lot less dangerous. 
 

Once Naby and Elliott came on, with the change of shape, did Villa even have a meaningful effort? 

[Jurgen Knows]

2 minutes ago, Scott_M said:

He was fine when he came on. 
 

Not saying it was all down to him but he helped stem the flow of their attacks and the ones they did have were a lot less dangerous. 
 

Once Naby and Elliott came on, with the change of shape, did Villa even have a meaningful effort? 

He helped steady the ship. Nothing spectacular but definitely not invisible.

[Scott_M]

Just now, Jurgen Knows said:

He helped steady the ship. Nothing spectacular but definitely not invisible.

I sort of think what he’s like. He doesn’t make big slide tackles or block tackles, it’s all little toe pokes & slight disruptive deflections. 
 

If there he was available 40+ games a season, he’d be worth keeping. 
 

But he’s not.

[Jurgen Knows]

1 minute ago, Scott_M said:

I sort of think what he’s like. He doesn’t make big slide tackles or block tackles, it’s all little toe pokes & slight disruptive deflections. 
 

If there he was available 40+ games a season, he’d be worth keeping. 
 

But he’s not.

In a perfect world, we should not be keeping him. In a world where Ox and Millie are probably playing their last season at the club he might yet live to fight another season.

[Freddo]

We just need to try and give him minutes where we can, to allow some of the key players to remain as fresh as possible. Then he’s gone in the summer to be replaced by someone who can hopefully run. 

[Red Shift]

Like a new signing today! In the sense that I hardly recognised him.

[Simbo]

Guys….guys,

 

You’ll never guess but there’s rumours that he’s injured again.

[Crazy Dave]

Just sell the lad for 5m to some mug this window - get something back before he's out the rest of the season and fucks off on a freebie. 

[an tha]

If he is injured again just cancel his contract.

[Bobby Hundreds]

If he is injured sell him to medical science.

[Jairzinho]

 

Put him through a fucking wood chipper.

[Colonel Bumcunt]

I hope he's injured, it might be the tipping point to buy a midfielder quick. 

Klopp knows he can't play the "Naby is injured" card now, it's been worn out, if we fail to get 4th it's on Klopp, not Naby. 

[Anubis]

[No2]

1 hour ago, Simbo said:

Guys….guys,

 

You’ll never guess but there’s rumours that he’s injured again.

I honestly thought that sentence was going to end with "offered a new contract". I can handle injured.

[Anubis]

On 16/12/2022 at 08:46, cloggypop said:

The water carrier 

Who keeps dropping the water barrels on his toes.

[Anubis]

A few Twitter rumours that a German club may be interested in him. £5m and he’s yours.