Non gender specific fuckwittery

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

You and Tursdey should have a beard fight to the death.

[PestiRed]

You and Tursdey should have a beard fight to the death.

I'm backing the badger beard

[Champ]

You asked for it.

 

 

Sorry, couldn't find the NSFW tags on the mobile...

 

*sits back and waits for the jokes*

You're messing with my head now. You don't like that!!!

[Hand Shandy]

Ha! Clearly I do.

 

Why, how were you picturing me?

 

Don't tell me...

 

[Mook]

Ha! Clearly I do.

 

Why, how were you picturing me?

 

Don't tell me...

 

 

You do look a bit like that.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Upside down.

[Hand Shandy]

Hahahahaha! Very good!

[Champ]

You are Alexander Armstrong

[Jairzinho]

Is it 'Bronson'?

 

Nonson.

[Hand Shandy]

You are Alexander Armstrong

The fuck?

 

You can go off people real quick, can't you...

[Hand Shandy]

Nonson.

[Champ]

The fuck?

You can go off people real quick, can't you...

Now you understand my surprise! Instead of 'nice' Alexander Armstrong it turns out you are a trained assassin

[stringvest]

Self nomination here...

 

Needed a haircut, which usually entails a trip to the barbers and ten minutes with the clippers. Have got a beard trimmer at home, which has graded fittings for different lengths so I thought fuck it, I'll save myself a tenner and do it myself with the beard trimmers.

 

Turns out that Grade 4 on beard trimmers is a bit shorter than the barbers.

 

I now look like an extra from Romper Stomper.

 

 

hah that made me laugh.  It'll grow back made.  What next?  Taking the split ends from your pubes with a rotary saw?

[Hand Shandy]

Now you understand my surprise! Instead of 'nice' Alexander Armstrong it turns out you are a trained assassin

Ah, you pictured me as Alexander Armstrong before seeing my picture.

 

I thought you meant I looked like him in the picture.

 

Actually, I'm not sure that's any better...

[Hand Shandy]

hah that made me laugh. It'll grow back made. What next? Taking the split ends from your pubes with a rotary saw?

That's next weekend.

[Mook]

London private school to let boys wear skirts...

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-39921309

 

I always knew southerners were a bunch of fucking poofs.

[Alan Sex]

London private school to let boys wear skirts...

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-39921309

 

I always knew southerners were a bunch of fucking poofs.

Private school? Easier for the teachers to get their hands up, then.

[Karl_b]

A positive step towards gender equality, well done that school.

[Jose Jones]

Mook, on 15 May 2017 - 10:15 PM, said:

 

London private school to let boys wear skirts...

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-39921309

 

I always knew southerners were a bunch of fucking poofs.

Coming from a Scotsman...

[The Golden Eel]

More and more finding absolutely ridiculous things on places like Amazon but just saw this review for a toilet seat on Argos and I was pissing myself for a good few minutes:

 

"had to carry a tone of weight acroos the town need a car and took 5 hours to put on"

 

Sounds like a bit of a bummer, that

[Anny Road]

London private school to let boys wear skirts...

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-39921309

 

I always knew southerners were a bunch of fucking poofs.

[Mook]

 

Thanks, that's a lovely picture of an Australian wearing a plaid.

[Alan Sex]

They'll never take our whiskey! The Jews will try though.

 

Sez Mel.