Premier League Round Up (Apr 16-18 2016)

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The main event of the weekend was at Carrow road where Norwich took on Sunderland in the very definition of the old “six pointer”. Victory for Norwich would have gone a long towards securing their survival, but they got whalloped 3-0. They’re a point ahead of Sunderland now but the Mackems have a game in hand and a much better goal difference.
 
Newcastle are a point further back but have played the same number of games as Norwich. If I had to stick my neck out I’d say Sunderland will sneak out of it because they’ve done it before and that obviously helps. They’ve also got something neither Newcastle or Norwich have - a reliable goalscorer. Defoe is like Gilfi Sigurdsson, it feels like he scores every week.
 
Both clubs have been charged by the FA for a dust up on the touchline early in this game. I loved it, it was great. I was pissing myself when it happened as Fat Sam was trying to take on half the Norwich team and subs, it was ace. Usually I’d be the first one to slaughter Allardyce for any indiscretion, but I’d have defo done the same thing in his shoes. The impressive thing was it wasn’t an Alan Pardew “red mist” thing. Allardyce didn’t lose his cool, he just seemed to be enjoying himself and wanted to throw his not inconsiderable weight around.
 
Andre Wisdom has had a terrible season and doesn’t look to have any kind of a future with us. And yet we’ve seen the Klopp effect on so many other players, so you just never know. It does look like his career has gone backwards the last two years though, which is a shame as he looked boss as a teenager. He gave away a poor penalty for a late challenge on Borini, which set the Mackems on the way to three points.
 
No surprise that Fabio buried the pen, as it’s one of the few things he’s good at. Actually that’s unfair, because he’s fucking great at most things in April and May, it’s the rest of the year when he plays like a turd sandwich. He’s one a one man mission to save Sunderland again, he’s playing like a man possessed at the moment.

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[buster69]

Am I the only who thinks that Arsenal TV presenter looks like Wes Morgan?

[Dr Nowt]

Hahahahahaha. Haven't even finished reading the article yet, just clicked on that Heavy D vine and now I'm pissing myself.

[Dr Nowt]

Still watching it. It's hypnotic.

[dave u]

[dave u]

[dave u]

[dave u]

I envy Spurs fans. Not because they're challenging for the title, but because Everton Fan TV isn't a patch on the Arsenal one. Imagine the fun we'd have if the Blues had something like that.

[Trumo]

Have Heavy D and Viscera ever been seen in the same room? Is Viscera really dead?

[Em City]

Have Heavy D and Viscera ever been seen in the same room? Is Viscera really dead?

 

He's less King Mable and more King of Maple Syrup.

[Dr Nowt]

I envy Spurs fans. Not because they're challenging for the title, but because Everton Fan TV isn't a patch on the Arsenal one. Imagine the fun we'd have if the Blues had something like that.

Just showed her the original "...course we will mate...we're fucked" one and even she's pissing herself.

 

Not in the same perfect bite-sized chunks, but assuming you've seen this from the other day?

 

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Much longer at fifteen minutes but it has some right gems in there.

[buster69]

I prefer Claude on Ty on Arsenal fan TV

Claude: "That is rubbish! Wake up and smell the fucking coffee!"

Ty: "Where's the coffee? Where's the coffee?"

[dave u]

I like that Blue. On Martinez: "He's a man on his own on an island..... with a stupid fucking haircut"

 

Hahaha that's exactly the kind of thing I'd come out with.

[Dr Nowt]

Aye, he's alright isn't he. I said on the Shakes Head Everton one he might be a closet red.

[dave u]

Yeah he made some great points there, I could relate to him as he was just a normal lad. There's one on Arsenal Fan TV who I can relate to as well. 

 

It's the bad whoppers who deserve to be mocked repeatedly.

[Dr Nowt]

"We're still lyin' in a gutter somewhere with a chalk line drawn round us" had me howling.

 

Funny lad.