Crystal Palace (a)

[suzy]

Shite. No. 

 

Succinct!

[Frankenhooker]

Sakho you thick twat.

[Paco]

in fairness he often gets the ball back after he loses it.

 

if he could win the ball off them and do more when he has it he d be some player - can

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Well that was a shit 45. Hopefully we can keep it at 0-0 and then bring Sturridge and Coutinho on as they tire, still think we can pinch the 3 points here. 

[Manny]

I fuckin hate Palace.

Definitely built in Pards' image like. Narky and full of themselves.

[Arl arse]

HT, thank fuck, changes needed because this has been wank.

[Jairzinho]

Fascinating stuff.

[Frankenhooker]

Shitty shit shit. Probably lucky to go in level, Lovren and Mignolet playing well.

 

Frustrating, but we have decent options off the bench.

[Anubis]

Well at least we're nil nil.

[Ne Moe Imya]

Hey, I have an idea!  Why don't we pass the ball to our best attacking player instead of giving it to Milner over and over again?

[LFC 6 Times]

Emre Can's a really classy operator. Milner and Hehderson really can be a tough watch. Cou and Sturridge on asap.

[Russ Atmosphere]

I also used to keep running with the ball in a straight line, directly into the opposition, but was never signed to the highest levels of professional football for obscene wages.

[HolyHank]

Watching this team attack is like having pre-viagra times Pelè in a brazilian whorehouse: It looks great and really should be some

proper fucking, but in the end, there's no penetration.

[Arl arse]

Typical early kick off performance so far.

[Ranxerox]

I also used to keep running with the ball in a straight line, directly into the opposition, but was never signed to the highest levels of professional football for obscene wages.

 

probably have a shit haircut

[Dr. J]

Why is it that Origi ends up out wide trying to set up...whom? Please make Henderson go away and recognise that we can't play the way we want without some form of a midfield.

 

Observable Laws of the Football Universe:

We never score from corners.

If we win the second ball of our corners, we get hurt on the break.

We never break from the opposition's corners. Ever.

[Ne Moe Imya]

Shite?  Or wank?

 

Which word best sums up that first half?

[eeyore]

So is firmino playing today or is he having one of his rest days

[ben48]

Hoof,bang,crash,wallop,grab shirt,Row z,start all over again,how the fuck can you play football against this lot,best league in the world my arse.

[3 Stacks]

They are pressing us so easily. It's a good gameplan from Pardew, really. He knows how shit our midfield is and he is taking advantage of that. Our front 3 is getting no service as a result.

 

Bar an absolutely dreadful first 15 minutes from Flanagan, I think we've been fine at the back, atleast. 

[Kant]

Shite? Or wank?

 

Which word best sums up that first half?

Shwank.

[Grinch]

Two poor teams slugging it out with no control nor cohesion.  It's nothing new, we see this every week with a few notable exceptions and nothing will change until we see wholesale changes.

 

All very predictable and boring.

[Nightcat]

I thought we were not that far off Top 4 in terms of quality.... :rolleyes:

 

Embrace our shitness ladies.

[Ranxerox]

Two poor teams slugging it out with no control nor cohesion.  It's nothing new, we see this every week with a few notable exceptions and nothing will change until we see wholesale changes.

 

All very predictable and boring.

 

 

[Joey8FrogsLegs]

No shots on target so far.