Summer Transfer Ballache 2016

[Dave D]

Im not keen on signing players we've signed before who proved to be not that good when we signed them

[Bradderzzz]

We should sign Olly Murs. Best dribbler we would have.

 

Damian Lewis also a decent punt. 

[thompsonsnose]

I seem to remember Sahin bottling tackles on more than one occaison.

That was about 300 bottles of Carmenere ago though.

[Nightcat]

Sign the Seljuk. Finally a decent player with some decent experience to be linked with.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

I will bet my 26p savings the Sahin link is bollocks. Got enough injury prone bottle merchants thanks.

[aRdja]

 

Another one on the "never heard of the cunt" list.

[Harry Squatter]

We all dream of a team of Hectors

[Nightcat]

Herrera is too good for us. He is also 26. Too old for the fraudsters.

[manwiththestick]

Give a rest for a day, eh?

[Denny Crane]

I don't know this Hector but I remember a good Héctor from the World Cup who played For Mexico. Did a bit of everything like a budget cross between Vidal and Pogba.

So buy my Héctor from my two year old scouting report. Apparently Napoli want him but they always have problems clinching deals for various reasons. Hijack the deal because we can please and because this is a player who deserves highbrow references jacked from wikipedia.

Looks like the club got my request.

[Nightcat]

Looks like the club got my request.

Why, did we sign him?

[Denny Crane]

Why, did we sign him?

Not yet but I tweeted the lizard man.

 

I told him if he didn't seriously look into buying HH I would tell Mr Cat where his ship was moored.

[aladdinsane]

What happened to Jonas Hector? Is this new Hector his non-union Mexican equivalent?

[Nightcat]

Not yet but I tweeted the lizard man.

I told him if he didn't seriously look into buying HH I would tell Mr Cat where his ship was moored.

So you are celebrating and quoting your previous posts without anything happening? You guys never learn. How many transfer windows do they need to let you down, to realise the fraud?

[Denny Crane]

This one's up Fsg Street Nightcat.

 

He won't want big wages and the transfer fee is lowish.

 

Although they might be worried about his marketability. Can they get him to front a nivea campaign etc.

 

The beancounters already thinking about the Mexican market.

 

I heard that certain clubs factor that shit in prior to purchase. 

 

[DirkDiggledinho]

*sigh* If there was one link that wasn't complete bollocks in the not too distant future, that'd be nice.

[Anubis]

 

It's Jeebs from Men In Black.

 

 

 

 

Now all we need is Boris The Animal as DM.

[Harry Squatter]

He looks like an extra from Sicario

[Mark M]

So you are celebrating and quoting your previous posts without anything happening? You guys never learn. How many transfer windows do they need to let you down, to realise the fraud?

youve been banging this not spending drum for a long time so much so didn't you make a promise if we signed Mario Balotelli you'd stop posting??

 

Aside from that we've spent a hell of a lot of money under FSG on transfers so much in fact they have the record signing of Carroll and and another 32million on benteke as part of their record.

 

For me the signings that have been made under them have been largely been mistakes by previous managers & scouts / transfer committee.

 

But to imply FSG don't spend money when we've nearly got a new stand built and they've smashed the club transfer record is clearly nonsense.

[diamondjoe]

He looks like an extra from Sicario

He's got ceramic braces on.I'd say his teeth are the least of his worries.

[Nightcat]

So didn't you make a promise if we signed Mario Balotelli you'd stop posting??

Bullshit. I never said I'd quit the forum if we signed Balotelli. Stop making up shit. I was happy about Balotelli.

[Pureblood]

Are you sure?

[El Dangerous]

This one's up Fsg Street Nightcat.

 

He won't want big wages and the transfer fee is lowish.

 

Although they might be worried about his marketability. Can they get him to front a nivea campaign etc.

 

The beancounters already thinking about the Mexican market.

 

I heard that certain clubs factor that shit in prior to purchase.

 

Dobby is a free elf.

[SilverSong]

Hector Herrera.

A good philosophy signing. 165 pitch time places and 41 score influences.

When he signs he will be like a new signing.

[TheHowieLama]

Aaah yes, pitch time places...smiles contentedly