missing girl

[littletedwest]

Anyone been following the story about this missing girl from Bath.Her dad put the weirdest statement ever on facebook saying it was her time of the month and to check your partners or sons underwear for blood.And her laptop went missing with her.

Police have arrested two people not yet named.

what says the detectives of the gf?

[Trumo]

She's on her way to Syria.

[skend04]

Majority of the time its someone the 'victim' knows. I wonder how familiar she was with her dad?

[Russ Atmosphere]

Have they found the pizza?

[General Dryness]

The landlord did it.

[Fugitive]

[Chairman Meow]

I have no knowledge of this whatsoever apart from your opening post. But that's enough for me to pass my verdict.

 

The dad did it. 

[Anubis]

Liz Jones on her way to Bath as we speak.

[General Dryness]

Two people arrested apparently.

 

ETA : Didn't notice Ted had already mentioned this. That's what I get for skim reading.

[General Dryness]

Yeah, that's him officer. Saw him with my own eyes I did.

[littletedwest]

Have they found the pizza?

missing laptop this time. Been found though

[Major Tom]

Top humour in this thread.

[Rico1304]

I have no knowledge of this whatsoever apart from your opening post. But that's enough for me to pass my verdict.

 

The dad did it.

 

Either experience talking or establishing an alibi there Chev.

[Dr Nowt]

Can only assume it was her Dad and he knows there's been bloodshed which has the potential to incriminate him so he's said this as a pre-emptive strike.

 

On the other hand, lush pizza.

[Elite]

How does her dad know she's on her period?

 

Strange.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Have they found the pizza?

No, but Gazza has shown up with a fishing rod and a box of tampax.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

How does her dad know she's on her period?

 

Strange.

He's 1/16th bloodhound.

[Champ]

How does her dad know she's on her period?

Strange.

Thats just not right, is it? Can I say fishy?

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Has Kay Burley fapped to this yet?

[Russ Atmosphere]

Thats just not right, is it? Can I say fishy?

Anyone?

[Funkasy]

How does her dad know she's on her period?

 

Strange.

After shes missing they might have checked the trash can in the toilet and found some stuff in it.

 

Thats my detective work for today.  

[Elite]

After shes missing they might have checked the trash can in the toilet and found some stuff in it.

 

Thats my detective work for today.

It might have been a jam sandwich.

[Champ]

After shes missing they might have checked the trash can in the toilet and found some stuff in it.

Thats my detective work for today.

 

Its still a very salacious statement for a father to make

[Trumo]

If it's anything to do with periods, I reckon Tony knows. Here's what he had to say on the matter:

 

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[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

This reminds me of Missing by Everything but the Girl.

 

Step off the train

I'm walking down your street again

And past your door

But you don't live there anymore

It's years since you've been there

Now you've disappeared somewhere

Like outer space

You've found some better place

 

And I miss you Like the deserts miss the rain

 

Could you be dead?

You always were two steps ahead

Of everyone We'd walk behind while you would run

I look up at your house

And I can almost hear you shout

Down to me

Where I always used to be

 

And I miss you Like the deserts miss the rain