The Special One: The Dark Side of Jose Mourinho

[Anubis]

They'll try to pip United to Pep.

[Joe Strummer]

Brendan Rodgers is available I hear.

[magicrat]

Mourinho  " This is the size of payout I'm getting shortly after I throw you suckers under a bus "

 

[magicrat]

Brendan Rodgers is available I hear.

 

Shoe in mate

[Hand Shandy]

Delighted the shithouse cunt has been sacked.

 

Disappointed they couldn't have waited a little bit longer.

 

Like the end of the season.

[thompsonsnose]

Shoe in mate

Oh pleeze oh pleeze....

[deiseach]

In the long run, we always win.

 

ALWAYS.

[thompsonsnose]

I'm doing Muttley noises here.

[Dr Nowt]

Reminds me of that Liverpool-obsessed cunt Giles Smith that writes for the Times and the Chelsea website. How did this go for you Giles?

 

 

There's no undue urgency, of course, but arguably the best time to start making up those lost fractions of a millimetre would be at home to Liverpool on Saturday lunchtime.

Our visitors have also endured an underpowered start to the season, which has recently led them to sack their manager and bring in a new one. Jurgen Klopp has been charged, like so many before him, with 'bringing the good times back to Anfield' and, in many ways, the likeable German immediately delivered on that with last week's 1-1 draw against 10-man Rubin Kazan in the Europa League. (These things are relative, after all.)

Anyway, the over-arching point here is that, confronted by a perceived crisis, Liverpool have opted for wholesale managerial change. Which, obviously, is one way of going about it. But it's not really our way. The Chelsea approach is more about having patience, showing faith and granting time, all with the longer view of fostering continuity. It's an approach rooted in history and a belief in deeply-rooted values - what you might call a 'boot room culture', I suppose.

But that's just different attitudes, I guess. Some clubs go after the instant gratification; others dedicate themselves to building something more lasting.

A brilliant piece of trolling no doubt, if it were only imbued with the barest shred of accuracy.

 

What a helmet.

[Mathewbet1]

he gone pig gone

[Mathewbet1]

B-Rod to take the helm

[setreal]

The Gone One

[Bjornebye]

Go ed yer friggin tramp

[Frankenhooker]

Get fucked you miserable fucker and take your shit coat with you.

 

Rodgers has the character and that wee bit of luck that you need, go on Roman you know it makes sense.

[deiseach]

[Russ Atmosphere]

The Man Utd manager is the new favourite for the sack, Merry Xmas Liverpool fans.

[Jairzinho]

Juande Ramos to the rescue.

[Jairzinho]

Okay, which one of you is "RafaTheGaffer" on The Shed End forum?

 

 

Crying? Why are you all crying?

 

This should never have happened I agree but that's because he should never have come back to ruin us. Rafa should have been given the job permanently after he cleaned up the mess last time. Think Madrid will let us have him back now? 

Bring back Rafa!

[njackets]

They'll try to pip United to Pep.

City have already got that one sewn up!

[njackets]

Okay, which one of you is "RafaTheGaffer" on The Shed End forum?

That is some top quality Trolling right there!

[Babb'sBurstNad]

I bet he'll write an open letter in which he mentions Garcia's goal again.

[Paco]

have to laugh at 'sky sources' saying nothing happening.

 

oh he's been fired.

[njackets]

B-Rod to take the helm

Thats not a bad shout actualy on a temp basis, the history is there of taking on ex Liverpool managers after sacking popular managers...off to look at the odds..

 

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[Paulie Dangerously]

Give it t'Terry til end of season

[Jairzinho]

 

One point off the relegation zone, awful boring football, lazy overpaid players. Yes, thanks Jose, you've left us in the sh*t!. How dare you steal £40 million from this club. Good riddance.

 

I don't think Rafa will be willing to come here and save us again, but perhaps Brendan Rogers will?