The Special One: The Dark Side of Jose Mourinho

[cloggypop]

[setreal]

Cardie and Major T as well.

[Redder Lurtz]

As much of a fucking goon that Mongo is, it's good to see him single out that bellend Robbie Savage as a know-nothing nobody.

[Dr Nowt]

As much of a fucking goon that Mongo is, it's good to see him single out that bellend Robbie Savage as a know-nothing nobody.

 

Yeah, I found myself nodding along at that as well.

[magicrat]

As much of a fucking goon that Mongo is, it's good to see him single out that bellend Robbie Savage as a know-nothing nobody.

Steady 

[Nightcat]

The Female Doctor, victim of the SEXIST, Child abusing, disgusting Portuguese reptilian shapeshifter, will sue him. Good.

[Kant]

^^^ "diminutive" Portuguese, if you don't mind please.

[stringvest]

The Female Doctor, victim of the SEXIST, Child abusing, disgusting Portuguese reptilian shapeshifter, will sue him. Good.

 

Thanks for that Davros.

[SlugTrail]

As much of a fucking goon that Mongo is, it's good to see him single out that bellend Robbie Savage as a know-nothing nobody.

yeah no irony in it at all. 5 years after everyone else realised it John "the brains"Terry cottons on as well.

[Tony Moanero]

Who was I supposed to be posting the book to?

 

It's been sitting on my coffee table for months.

[Byrnie]

Who was I supposed to be posting the book to?

 

It's been sitting on my coffee table for months.

Stringvest, Tony.

[El Rojo]

Who was I supposed to be posting the book to?

 

It's been sitting on my coffee table for months.

 

Oooh I've got a coffee table. Pathetic.

[Tony Moanero]

Stringvest, Tony.

I've just remembered, it was

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

yer ma.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

A true Cockney Gent what a tosser!

Hardly a Cockney!

 

Ridiculous jumped-up posh twat, who claims to be a "passionate" Chelsea fan, but can't even pronounce Mourinho.

 

Now, my father-in-law, he's a real Cockney.  And he sent me this gobshite's email address.  PM me.

[Sugar Ape]

Er, fuck off cuntstain and take your punishment like a man for fucks sake.

 

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“I had a game a few days ago where I stood for 90 minutes in my own technical area. The other manager [Liverpool’s Jürgen Klopp] was jumping like Michael Jordan and nothing happened. So, for me, I know everything is different. It’s all changed a lot. This is what I have. I have to adapt to it. I think the message the game’s powers want to give me. The message is more than clear.”

[AngryOfTuebrook]

The Female Doctor, victim of the SEXIST, Child abusing, disgusting Portuguese reptilian shapeshifter, will sue him. Good.

You need to get a comment on that article about the lawyer twat.  It needs your distinctive comedy stylings.

[ngogswilly]

The worst thing I find about this absolute cuntstain of a man is I reckon some managers and teams actually genuinely have had cause for complaint throughout the history of the premier league. I'd say mid to late 90's when I personally started to notice the odd strange event. Some dodgy shit has definitely occured. 

 

Not Chelsea so far this season though. It's genuinely just down to them being shit, or the players getting fed up with Mournho's daft fucking behaviour and downing tools. 

 

But for other teams I do believe dodgy stuff has gone, especially involving refs. Case in point now Fergie as gone and some of his rentboys in the referrees association have moved on, the 9-12 extra points that makes the mancs champions every year has dried up.

 

But thanks to this absolute fucking waste of sperm/total cunt of a human that is mourinho , nobodys genuine grievance against biased refs/officials will ever be taken serious in English football again. 

 

Hes set english football back a decade. Absolute pathetic waste of genetics. 

[ZonkoVille77]

^^ all I took from that, was that you're mad about Mourinho

[Anubis]

Not sure that jumping in your own technical area when you score a goal is an infringement of the rules, you tosser.

[Russ Atmosphere]

Stood for 90 mins? Pretty sure that Portuguese fuckhat was wailing and leaping out of his area if I remember the Lucas free-kick incident correctly. He was stood quite still in fairness though when his assistant got Klopped back in his box.

[Kant]

Repped for using Klopp as a verb. Let's see more of that please.

[magicrat]

Er, fuck off cuntstain and take your punishment like a man for fucks sake.

 

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“I had a game a few days ago where I stood for 90 minutes in my own technical area. The other manager [Liverpool’s Jürgen Klopp] was jumping like Michael Jordan and nothing happened. So, for me, I know everything is different. It’s all changed a lot. This is what I have. I have to adapt to it. I think the message the game’s powers want to give me. The message is more than clear.”

 

Mongo will fire up the cunts to win today just to shove it in Maureens face,

Yes he will have to adapt , adapt to the sack.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Haha Tony's Ma in the comment section.

I love the special guest appearance by Steve Sinatra.

 

(And Razor's use of "the diminutive Portuguese" obviously.)

[zigackly]

"I think the message the game’s powers want to give me. The message is more than clear."

 

Would that message be "shut the fuck up, you scruffy, self-interested cunt" perchance?

[Caramac]

Er, fuck off cuntstain and take your punishment like a man for fucks sake.

 

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“I had a game a few days ago where I stood for 90 minutes in my own technical area. The other manager [Liverpool’s Jürgen Klopp] was jumping like Michael Jordan and nothing happened. So, for me, I know everything is different. It’s all changed a lot. This is what I have. I have to adapt to it. I think the message the game’s powers want to give me. The message is more than clear.”