little things that annoy the shit out of you

[Sut]

BBC Breakfast presenters. Twats.

[Furmedge]

Changing the baby's nappy and 're-dressing her only to stare you in the eye a minute later as she curls off a shit.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Cunts

 

 

 

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"I'll give you £1.50, that's my final offer."

 

 

Send my regards to Mr Putin.

[VladimirIlyich]

And I thought people were only joking about Stringy's age. All doubt has finally been removed,Angus.

[Stouffer]

I'm stuck in the middle of nowhere and I don't have a fork or spoon to eat my Koka noodles with.

 

Arse biscuits.

[rubble-rouser]

I pick my girlfriend up from work occasionally in an area populated by students, and some of these are Chinese students

 

I like to beep my horn and then pull over, then watch as Chinese people run after my car thinking it is their taxi.

 

Pure banter

 

Actually this only happened once and my girlfriend was not overly impressed and I didn't actually mean to cause confusion

 

Cracking abduction technique

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

I pick my girlfriend up from work occasionally in an area populated by students, and some of these are Chinese students

 

I like to beep my horn and then pull over, then watch as Chinese people run after my car thinking it is their taxi.

 

Pure banter

 

Actually this only happened once and my girlfriend was not overly impressed and I didn't actually mean to cause confusion

 

Then why did you go to the bother of fitting the big yellow sign on the top that said "Taxi for teenage girls only" in Cantonese

[Section_31]

Made up illnesses such as ME: 'Joanne suffers from ME, she sometimes struggles to get out of bed in the morning and has found the condition has worsened the older she's got'. 

[Hades]

Made up illnesses such as ME: 'Joanne suffers from ME, she sometimes struggles to get out of bed in the morning and has found the condition has worsened the older she's got'.

Makes you come across as a huge one.

[Robbo29]

People who make a cuppa in work and dont fill the kettle once they have emptied it, selfish cunts, just fill it up

[Champ]

Made up illnesses such as ME: 'Joanne suffers from ME, she sometimes struggles to get out of bed in the morning and has found the condition has worsened the older she's got'.

Secsh, for a man who has recent experience of mental health issues, you surprise me.

 

Edit. I should have read the whole thread, H

[Section_31]

Secsh, for a man who has recent experience of mental health issues, you surprise me.

 

Edit. I should have read the whole thread, H

 

Yeah yeah, go take a Red Bull. 

[Guest Slim(fast)Shady]

People who dress sportingly like Lycra legging Nike Airmax trainers and the like but smoke....eat unhealthily and take zero exercise!!

 

Total bullshit!

[stringvest]

And I thought people were only joking about Stringy's age. All doubt has finally been removed,Angus.

 

it's on my profile.  I'm ancient.  I've got nothing to hide.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Sweet Jesus you're actually 78? Fair play Stringy. Keep 'er lit.

 

Edit: I didn't mean that to be quite as patronising as it came across. Just most 78 year olds I know don't know how you use a TV remote much less a forum.

[stringvest]

Sweet Jesus you're actually 78? Fair play Stringy. Keep 'er lit.

 

Edit: I didn't mean that to be quite as patronising as it came across. Just most 78 year olds I know don't know how you use a TV remote much less a forum.

 

thanks mate.

[Champ]

Sweet Jesus you're actually 78? Fair play Stringy. Keep 'er lit.

 

Edit: I didn't mean that to be quite as patronising as it came across. Just most 78 year olds I know don't know how you use a TV remote much less a forum.

Yikes! *note to self, don't put up another picture of self on here*

 

Fuck em, stringy, fuck em hard!

[stringvest]

Yikes! *note to self, don't put up another picture of self on here*

 

Fuck em, stringy, fuck em hard!

 

eh?   I thought he was being kind...

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

eh?   I thought he was being kind...

 

It wasn't said with any malice, but I can be quite patronising by accident sometime.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Yikes! *note to self, don't put up another picture of self on here*

 

Fuck em, stringy, fuck em hard!

 

Huh?

[Champ]

Huh?

Well, it was hardly complimentary, was it?

[Total Longo]

People who feel the need to pull stupid faces on every picture taken of them

 

Give it a break

 

Some people clearly cannot help it, they were born like that. 

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Well, it was hardly complimentary, was it?

 

It wasn't a compliment or an insult. I had assumed that people had exaggerated his age, but he's older than I had pictured anyone using a forum. And not just using it, but being a proper fully contributing member of the forum. As I said, possibly condescending but I was hardly trying to insult him.

[stringvest]

 

 

 

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Can you get someone younger to show you how to get rid of this please?

 

Ta.